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Old 12-22-2002, 01:00 AM   #1
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So the corner store got robbed .....

Ok, I have always seen the stupid criminal tapes on TV but now I get to see it first hand.

Check this out. There is a corner store by my house which has an ATM right next to the door.

Dumb shit runs in, lassos the ATM, runs out and trys to get away.

He pulls the ATM through the glass and ends up making a mess but manages to get away more or less (think he was caught).

He gets to a safe place to stop and check his bounty. What it is???

ONE out of order sign

If fucker had walked in the store first for just a second to case it, he would have seen that the machine is out of order and empty.

Fucking moron.

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Old 12-22-2002, 01:02 AM   #2
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what a dumb ass....
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Old 12-22-2002, 01:03 AM   #3
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Well you know the damn sign could hardly be noticed, what a waste of time that turned out to be
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Old 12-22-2002, 01:04 AM   #4
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banks have no honor, just sell the stolen ATM machine to another bank at a discount and make some money there.
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Old 12-22-2002, 01:05 AM   #5
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haha the fucking sign was taped on top of machine and was big enough to cover about 4 inches down past the keypad

He must have been all in a frenzy to not see OUT OF ORDER in big black print

Oh well, the windows were fucking dirty anyway

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Old 12-22-2002, 10:05 AM   #6
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May be there will be an ad out on eBay for it.

For sale used ATM machine. Low mileage lovely. Slightly dented. Need little work.
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