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  • NetHorse
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    • Dec 2006
    • 3526

    #1

    Thursday morning joke - !

    Sitting together on a train was Obama, George Bush Jr., a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

    The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later, there is the sound of a loud slap.

    When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

    No one speaks.

    The old lady thinks:
    Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

    The blonde girl thinks:
    Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him..

    Obama thinks:
    Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

    George Bush thinks:
    I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again.
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  • JD
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    • Sep 2003
    • 22651

    #2
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    • CPimp
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      • Aug 2009
      • 2346

      #3
      If I wasn't so tired, I'd LOL.
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      • magpan

        #4
        I liked it but I'm into that whole GWB 'war-mongering' era.

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        • Iron Fist
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          • Dec 2006
          • 23400

          #5
          I think that was funny.
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          • Double trouble
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            • Feb 2008
            • 22251

            #6
            I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again.

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            • pornguy
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              • Mar 2003
              • 62912

              #7
              That was good.
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              • SmellyNose
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                • Aug 2009
                • 206

                #8
                My driving instructor told me that I should wear a seatbelt because if I were to crash, the force could throw me out of the car.

                I can't believe that he thinks Star Wars is real.
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                • seeandsee
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                  • Mar 2006
                  • 50945

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SmellyNose
                  My driving instructor told me that I should wear a seatbelt because if I were to crash, the force could throw me out of the car.

                  I can't believe that he thinks Star Wars is real.
                  first joke is nice but this was great
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                  • tranza
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                    • Jun 2003
                    • 57559

                    #10
                    It's a funny one!
                    I'm just a newbie.

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                    • Got Porn?
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                      • Nov 2005
                      • 1264

                      #11
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                      • czarina
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                        • Jul 2002
                        • 10752

                        #12
                        lol at both!

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                        • Raf1
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                          • Oct 2003
                          • 12117

                          #13
                          Originally posted by SmellyNose
                          My driving instructor told me that I should wear a seatbelt because if I were to crash, the force could throw me out of the car.

                          I can't believe that he thinks Star Wars is real.
                          this one is pretty good too
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                          • fatfoo
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                            • Mar 2003
                            • 27763

                            #14
                            If they only had psychic abilities - they would read thoughts constantly and all the time. This is true. Darkness would not stop them.
                            Last edited by fatfoo; 02-11-2010, 08:13 AM.
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                            • John-ACWM
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                              • Nov 2008
                              • 20060

                              #15
                              was a decent joke

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