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  • mmcfadden
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2008
    • 5099
    #1

    so i told the last girl i do porn

    It worked really well.

    She texted me three times today and we not going to do Vday.

    No flowers, no gifts and definitely no dinners.

    So we are going to a movie instead and seeing the avatar.

    I hear that movie is cool as hell and hear that a little ganja is in order.
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    • Waddymelon
      So Fucking Banned
      • Oct 2009
      • 17349
      #2
      The last girl that I told that I do porn, ended kinda similar.

      We arent doing V-Day, dinners, flowers, or gifts either. But I did even better than you. She doesnt text me anymore, and I dont have to take her to the movies.

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        • xenigo
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2001
          • 8067
          #3
          Congrats dude... I'm still with the last girl I told I do porn... it's been 1.2 years now.

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            • cam_girls
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2009
              • 2968
              #4
              I told a girl I'm a psychic and she said she's a Christian with moral values.

              I told the next girl I run Camgirls.com and she said she's a Christian with moral values.

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                • Waddymelon
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 17349
                  #5
                  Originally posted by cam_girls
                  I told a girl I'm a psychic and she said she's a Christian with moral values.

                  I told the next girl I run Camgirls.com and she said she's a Christian with moral values.
                  Whoever built your website... fire that person.

                  What is that shit like 300px wide?

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                    • CaptainHowdy
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 94731
                      #6

                      Camgirls.com

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                        • cam_girls
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 2968
                          #7
                          Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                          Camgirls.com

                          new slogan

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                            • nico-t
                              emperor of my world
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 29903
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Waddymelon
                              The last girl that I told that I do porn, ended kinda similar.

                              We arent doing V-Day, dinners, flowers, or gifts either. But I did even better than you. She doesnt text me anymore, and I dont have to take her to the movies.
                              perfect

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                                • lazycash
                                  Troll Patrol
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 15214
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Waddymelon
                                  Whoever built your website... fire that person.

                                  What is that shit like 300px wide?
                                  He has yet to design or build anything, he's simply redirecting the domain to a streamate front end.
                                  "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                                  Its crazy..."

                                  VenusBlogger

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                                    • lazycash
                                      Troll Patrol
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 15214
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by cam_girls
                                      new slogan
                                      So are you still on for your March 1st launch?
                                      "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                                      Its crazy..."

                                      VenusBlogger

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                                        • SykkBoy2
                                          Jesus loves bacon
                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 19969
                                          #11
                                          I'm engaged to the last gal I told I do porn

                                          Vday will be spent with a chick flick, but also sex of MY choice...decisions decisions...
                                          Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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                                            • fatfoo
                                              ICQ:649699063
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 27763
                                              #12
                                              I didn't know what Vday is. I looked it up - apparenly it is an abbreviation for Valentine's Day‎.
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                                                • rip raster
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 2851
                                                  #13
                                                  Vday is another day for the sheep in society to express the feelings that they don't really have for the girl/guy they are with when they should be expressing those feelings every other day of the fuckinhg year. I mean does it make someone feel special to be told how much they are cared for blah blah blah because of some stupid occasion says that's what is suppose to happen on that day? Come on really this has got to be one of the phoniest occasions that that people celebrate, I find it rather irritating myself.

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                                                    • Chicks Delivery
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2008
                                                      • 1315
                                                      #14
                                                      My gf also know that I do porn...
                                                      Let me deliver you some chicks! Check out my Blog!

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                                                        • Jdoughs
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 5794
                                                          #15
                                                          Just a tip here for you affiliate marketers.

                                                          You do not 'do porn', you run adult websites and are just a salesmen.

                                                          I've been running and earning exclusively off adult websites for many years and would never say I 'do porn'. I don't, I do sell memberships to porn sites though.

                                                          I am not even sure why someone would tell someone they do porn when they don't, unless they are looking for shock value or plain expecting bad reactions.
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                                                            • Domain Broker
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Oct 2004
                                                              • 2427
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by lazycash
                                                              So are you still on for your March 1st launch?

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                                                                • bloggingseo
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2007
                                                                  • 1793
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Before you date a chick, make sure she's not a conservative Christian :-) I mean, isn't it that easy? I know some of them are secretly slutty though....maybe that makes it more fun to pursue them?

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                                                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                      • 94731
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by cam_girls
                                                                      new slogan

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                                                                        • Sly
                                                                          Let's do some business!
                                                                          • Sep 2004
                                                                          • 31376
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Jdoughs
                                                                          Just a tip here for you affiliate marketers.

                                                                          You do not 'do porn', you run adult websites and are just a salesmen.

                                                                          I've been running and earning exclusively off adult websites for many years and would never say I 'do porn'. I don't, I do sell memberships to porn sites though.

                                                                          I am not even sure why someone would tell someone they do porn when they don't, unless they are looking for shock value or plain expecting bad reactions.
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                                                                            • cam_girls
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Apr 2009
                                                                              • 2968
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by lazycash
                                                                              So are you still on for your March 1st launch?
                                                                              No I decided Streamate white label had a better chance, I negotiated 35% revshare.

                                                                              http://siteanalytics.compete.com/cam...m+hotcams.com/

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                                                                                • Jdoughs
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                  • 5794
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by cam_girls
                                                                                  No I decided Streamate white label had a better chance, I negotiated 35% revshare.

                                                                                  http://siteanalytics.compete.com/cam...m+hotcams.com/

                                                                                  Why would you even need to 'decide' what has a better chance.

                                                                                  Channel the answer, add the right site, come back here and laugh at us all for being insignificant mere mortals.
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                                                                                    • cam_girls
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Apr 2009
                                                                                      • 2968
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      OK, I just channelled "ANY METHOD would be fine"

                                                                                      and then for the mere mortals part I channelled "in business we are all salesmen"

                                                                                      check www.ricksblog.com for the quotes, by the timestamp I didn't have long enough to search for those answers, must be magic.

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                                                                                        • mmcfadden
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Oct 2008
                                                                                          • 5099
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Jdoughs
                                                                                          Just a tip here for you affiliate marketers.

                                                                                          You do not 'do porn', you run adult websites and are just a salesmen.

                                                                                          I've been running and earning exclusively off adult websites for many years and would never say I 'do porn'. I don't, I do sell memberships to porn sites though.

                                                                                          I am not even sure why someone would tell someone they do porn when they don't, unless they are looking for shock value or plain expecting bad reactions.
                                                                                          shoot it, smell it, render it, upload it to my site...

                                                                                          it's porn in my book and doing it seems like a logical choice of words... i'm not going to say i am a salesman for a website

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                                                                                            • Vendzilla
                                                                                              Biker Gnome
                                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                                              • 23200
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              I'm a web developer, they don't usually know what that means and don't ask anymore questions
                                                                                              Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                                                              think about that

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                                                                                                • Jdoughs
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                  • 5794
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by mmcfadden
                                                                                                  shoot it, smell it, render it, upload it to my site...

                                                                                                  it's porn in my book and doing it seems like a logical choice of words... i'm not going to say i am a salesman for a website
                                                                                                  If you shoot it, then I would say you definitely qualify to say it, was getting more at the affiliate marketers plagued by how they tell the world they do porn. They don't..lol
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                                                                                                    • Jarmusch
                                                                                                       
                                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                                      • 12479
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by mmcfadden
                                                                                                      She texted me three times today
                                                                                                      Sounds like a needy psycho, the sort that can chop off your dick in the middle of the night.

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                                                                                                        • LeRoy
                                                                                                          Porn Pusher
                                                                                                          • Jul 2007
                                                                                                          • 13364
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Jarmusch
                                                                                                          Sounds like a needy psycho, the sort that can chop off your dick in the middle of the night.
                                                                                                          I guess you dont know psycho.

                                                                                                          3 texts in one day pfff
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                                                                                                            • Supz
                                                                                                              Arthur Flegenheimer
                                                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                                                              • 11057
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Waddymelon
                                                                                                              The last girl that I told that I do porn, ended kinda similar.

                                                                                                              We arent doing V-Day, dinners, flowers, or gifts either. But I did even better than you. She doesnt text me anymore, and I dont have to take her to the movies.
                                                                                                              this would also mean she doesnt fuck you. good luck with that.

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                                                                                                                • Cyber Fucker
                                                                                                                  Hmm
                                                                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                                                                  • 12642
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by mmcfadden
                                                                                                                  It worked really well.

                                                                                                                  She texted me three times today and we not going to do Vday.

                                                                                                                  No flowers, no gifts and definitely no dinners.

                                                                                                                  So we are going to a movie instead and seeing the avatar.

                                                                                                                  I hear that movie is cool as hell and hear that a little ganja is in order.
                                                                                                                  Sounds like you are going to have some good fun! Have a nice Vday!

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                                                                                                                    • rowan
                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                      • 17393
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Jdoughs
                                                                                                                      Just a tip here for you affiliate marketers.

                                                                                                                      You do not 'do porn', you run adult websites and are just a salesmen.

                                                                                                                      I've been running and earning exclusively off adult websites for many years and would never say I 'do porn'. I don't, I do sell memberships to porn sites though.

                                                                                                                      I am not even sure why someone would tell someone they do porn when they don't, unless they are looking for shock value or plain expecting bad reactions.
                                                                                                                      I never said I "do porn" but in a roundabout way that's the conclusion my friends reached.

                                                                                                                      I told them that most of my work is based on statistics and programming but they still think I stare at naked chicks all day...

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                                                                                                                        • pornjudge
                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                          • 2214
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          just tell them your a web entrepreneur... end of story... don't get into to much details with them. Act like you're kinda of a gangster,,, they like that. She will eventually fall for you & love you so much. Remember one thing if you give her areal orgasm,,,, she will not leave u;)

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                                                                                                                            • mmcfadden
                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                              • Oct 2008
                                                                                                                              • 5099
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by pornjudge
                                                                                                                              just tell them your a web entrepreneur... end of story... don't get into to much details with them. Act like you're kinda of a gangster,,, they like that. She will eventually fall for you & love you so much. Remember one thing if you give her areal orgasm,,,, she will not leave u;)
                                                                                                                              I think she wants to just have sex like I do.

                                                                                                                              She is like a big wig in an insurance company and career wise is doing very well.

                                                                                                                              It just gives me a boner knowing that a hot girl I used to love (never fucked) in highschool now is not only cool with porn, but will give me a bj after I said that. Further, wants to hang again... its just, I guess cool as shit!

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                                                                                                                                • Peter Romero
                                                                                                                                  Long time no happy ending
                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 10602
                                                                                                                                  #33
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                                                                                                                                    • xxweekxx
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 6780
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by rip raster
                                                                                                                                      Vday is another day for the sheep in society to express the feelings that they don't really have for the girl/guy they are with when they should be expressing those feelings every other day of the fuckinhg year. I mean does it make someone feel special to be told how much they are cared for blah blah blah because of some stupid occasion says that's what is suppose to happen on that day? Come on really this has got to be one of the phoniest occasions that that people celebrate, I find it rather irritating myself.
                                                                                                                                      i agree!!!!!!!!!
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                                                                                                                                        • mrwilson
                                                                                                                                          mrwilson 2.0
                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2007
                                                                                                                                          • 5122
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          My girl knows i work in this industry too. She has no problems me working sat beside her either which is cool.

                                                                                                                                          My ex used to moan all the time.

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                                                                                                                                            • nico-t
                                                                                                                                              emperor of my world
                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 29903
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by mmcfadden
                                                                                                                                              I think she wants to just have sex like I do.

                                                                                                                                              She is like a big wig in an insurance company and career wise is doing very well.

                                                                                                                                              It just gives me a boner knowing that a hot girl I used to love (never fucked) in highschool now is not only cool with porn, but will give me a bj after I said that. Further, wants to hang again... its just, I guess cool as shit!
                                                                                                                                              sounds like a classy whore

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                                                                                                                                                • RadicalSights
                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2009
                                                                                                                                                  • 1595
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by nico-t
                                                                                                                                                  sounds like a classy whore

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                                                                                                                                                    • american pervert
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 6840
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Jdoughs
                                                                                                                                                      If you shoot it, then I would say you definitely qualify to say it, was getting more at the affiliate marketers plagued by how they tell the world they do porn. They don't..lol
                                                                                                                                                      no shit. it's like a guy at a bookstore that sells porno and says he's in porn.

                                                                                                                                                      hell, i don't even consider people who work at porn shops to be in porn.
                                                                                                                                                      I can resist everything except temptation

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                                                                                                                                                        • tranza
                                                                                                                                                          ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 57559
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Nice to know that...
                                                                                                                                                          I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                                                                                                            • JackRoyal
                                                                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 65
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              hint: most girls don't really care that much what you do as long as you're not a bum

                                                                                                                                                              just start talking about computers until their eyes glaze over

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