I'm gay

[Jakke PNG]

No, I'm not really. I wish I was.. women are so fucking hard to deal with. That's all. How can I manipulate myself into liking men sexually? The thought itself makes me want to puke. But men are so much easier to deal with, although I wouldn't wanna collapse in bed with a hairy man after a shower and make sweet love.

Damn. I would be gay if men weren't so disgusting (yes, me too. Although I would blow myself if I could).


This is my 2nd day in a row I'm working.. I won't sleep until XMAS! Maybe santa will grant me my wish.

[hahmike]

jerk to the man in the mirror.

[Amputate Your Head]

does this qualify as penis envy?

[Jakke PNG]

Originally posted by hahmike
jerk to the man in the mirror.

He's fucking ugly, and has such a small dick. he doesn't turn me on.

[Jakke PNG]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
does this qualify as penis envy?

Yes.

[hahmike]

you know you want to


plus, his tongue is too fucking big for his mouth


so he must suck some mean cock





on a serious note, how about starting with shemales

you can work your way up to the big leagues

[greentea]

[Jakke PNG]

Originally posted by hahmike


on a serious note, how about starting with shemales

you can work your way up to the big leagues

I don't think we have shemales in finland. They're just unshaven men in dresses whom want to be women. (where't that pic of amp when you need it).

I'd hit a shemale if she was cute, no question about it.

[ldinternet]

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I'd hit a shemale if she was cute, no question about it.

Here you go.

[Naughty]

Originally posted by ldinternet



Here you go.

WTF??

[UncleJimmy]

I'd hit it

[archer]

so what does the teen godfather look like, that he is so down on himself?

i have the lock on the ugly looking old troll position on the this board.


and as for being/not being gay.... u'd know it if you were.
hell even if u tried 'it' once u'd still be straight ;)

as as to trannies.... there must be some in helsinki!

[Loch]

Ohh i have a feeling a picture will be posted soon, probably of him in his clown suit

[Cohen]

shoot a gay right now - does it make you feel good, then you are NOT gay. If it makes you sad, you ARE gay

::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: kill them all :::::::::

[Jakke PNG]

Originally posted by archer
so what does the teen godfather look like, that he is so down on himself?

Originally posted by Loch
Ohh i have a feeling a picture will be posted soon, probably of him in his clown suit

if you wish.


...
but my personal favorite is still :

[Jakke PNG]

Damn, I really must do something stupid again. These pics are getting old.

[Cohen]

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

...
but my personal favorite is still :

I will never ba able to sleep again

[pixelminx]

There are plenty of pretty men. GO FOR IT! and send me pics. Pretty men and no women, that's some good porn right there. (I'm a girl)

[p1mpdogg]

that photo is funny as shit. But i can understand why you have a hard time with women.. you aint to cute.. do you have any cousins? or does your mom have any friends with sympathetic daughters?

[thatdykeliz]

Originally posted by pixelminx
There are plenty of pretty men. GO FOR IT! and send me pics. Pretty men and no women, that's some good porn right there. (I'm a girl)

Hell yeah. Mami here knows what she's talking about. I love me some gay porn...

[thatdykeliz]

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

That looks like a mullet gone extremely bad...bald in the front, party in the back.

[Jakke PNG]

Originally posted by p1mpdogg


that photo is funny as shit. But i can understand why you have a hard time with women.. you aint to cute.. do you have any cousins? or does your mom have any friends with sympathetic daughters?

I am in a relationship, been for the past 3 years. It's just that my better half is.. ehh... a woman, and acts like one.

[421Fill]

Originally posted by TeenGodFather


if you wish.

I'd do ya'.

[kmanrox]

i'd shag him rotten!

[Southern-Man]

cure yourself brother, before it's too late

[harvey]

Well, I knew you'd end asking for some meat pole! Anyway, I made a page with "girls" from my neighborhood. I placed one real girl, you gotta discover
http://fdsign.com/tgf/

[High Quality]

Originally posted by TeenGodFather


if you wish.


...
but my personal favorite is still :

HOLY SHIT!

[archer]

Originally posted by High Quality


HOLY SHIT!

wow, i can see why ya posted teen godfather!

those have got to be the scariest pictures i've ever seen on this board and that's saying something

[Jakke PNG]

Do I make you horny? Do I make you randy?

[Chapter7]

Originally posted by harvey
Well, I knew you'd end asking for some meat pole! Anyway, I made a page with "girls" from my neighborhood. I placed one real girl, you gotta discover
http://fdsign.com/tgf/

this



is the real girl?

[harvey]

NOPE!

[Chapter7]

her???

[421Fill]

this is the real girl.

[Chapter7]

That was too obvious she wouldve been my first choice had it not looked so obvious ...

yea thats my excuse, i saw right through it

[UnseenWorld]

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I would blow myself if I could).

Would you spit or swallow?

[YouGayUncle]

Im Gay to, really gay

[Corona]

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Do I make you horny? Do I make you randy?

No.

How's the diet coming along?

[harvey]

boo-ya, no real girls in that page, all trannies from Buenos Aires! Now TGF I hope this help! (if you need the phone # just lmk )

[harvey]

Fuck, there was even a Jenna double, couldn't find a pic, but this tranny had the same body, only than taller, prettier and some inches in the wrong place. And of course, he/she named him/herself as Jenna

[Jakke PNG]

Originally posted by Corona


No.

How's the diet coming along?

[Loch]

You gotta love that guy

[reddawg]

If your gay and you know it clap your hands......

Tell your doctor you ass hole don't have that nice perfect shape anymore cause to many big dicks been playing in there.

If you don't want to make sweet love to a hairy man then fuck an Indian, they aren't hairy at all, so stop making up excuses and stop acting like a fag! Just be one.

[LadyMischief]

Well TGF, you need to find yourself a woman who acts like a guy. Either that or you just have to try to understand your woman a little better (yes, I know, terribly cliche, isn't it?). If ya need someone to babble to, I've been known to assist in a situation here and there.. give me a shout