Did you ever get mad because a woman didn't do ENOUGH blowjobs? - GoFuckYourself.com

MrMaxwell · 02-06-2010, 10:40 PM

I know that alot of guys get mad if a woman won't suck
Well, this lady friend of mine got us a nice room, bought me a huge steak dinner at a nice place, sucked me off four times.. then we were ready to be leaving and I wanted her to suck me real quick before checkout time.. ... she said her mouth was too dry and for some reason that made me kind of mad

I told myself, she did it four times last night and this morning, so my conscious logical mind said for me to appreciate that and be nice to her.. and I was.. but I sure was angry and mad on the inside.

I feel like I was wrong for that, but, what the hell is the big deal about a quick blowjob before checking out of the hotel?? I thought about asking her to do it on the drive home, but, I don't ask a second time. It's against my code.

I think part of it was, I was a little upset that she pulled me out for the cumshot one time when she sucked me off. Her hand still made me cum hard, but why waste it outside of her mouth, I didn't like that.

I'm wondering if I should still see her again. She's got a big big ass and she's nice and thick without being fat as hell. She's pleasant company, too. BUTT, she can't handle being spanked. And I like spanking women. And I don't like when it's not appreciated.

I don't know.

HandballJim · 02-06-2010, 10:49 PM

you should be happy you got it four times, the last time I had it four times was from a peurto rican girl who loved the taste of cum. Should not have dumped her for accusing me of cheating.

You should see her again, but perhaps joke around with her on the phone telling her how much fun you had...and slip in your spanking fantasy in a joking way. See what her reaction is....

MrMaxwell · 02-06-2010, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by HandballJim

you should be happy you got it four times, the last time I had it four times was from a peurto rican girl who loved the taste of cum. Should not have dumped her for accusing me of cheating.

You should see her again, but perhaps joke around with her on the phone telling her how much fun you had...and slip in your spanking fantasy in a joking way. See what her reaction is....

Well, she knows that I like spanking women... and I did, a little, but she is not submissive enough.. Like I told her one time to get up and turn the heat down.... she said do it yourself.. she ended up doing it, but, I was like this..... say WHAT
It was almost kind of comical

If it's your WOMAN and she won't take care of you, man, she doesn't care enough for you.. get a better one!!

HandballJim · 02-06-2010, 11:28 PM

sounds like you need a submissive slut/slave from AFF...

baddog · 02-06-2010, 11:29 PM

Sounds like a b.s. story to me.

Iron Fist · 02-06-2010, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Sounds like a b.s. story to me.

I'll second that motion... probably masturbates in his gym socks after school...

MrMaxwell · 02-06-2010, 11:35 PM

Folks, the last thing that I do is bullshit, ask anyone who ever has known me.
It's just not my style.
Internet story telling, playing video games, watching football, all of that shit the rest of you do, I have no part in any of it. I don't get my kicks from any of that silly shit.

MrMaxwell · 02-06-2010, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by HandballJim

sounds like you need a submissive slut/slave from AFF...

I thought they'd be great for making videos
But I don't think I'm right for making videos because I don't play nicely with others.. meaning I don't like to fuck around with people I don't know real well

MrMaxwell · 02-06-2010, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Sounds like a b.s. story to me.

Why the hell would I get on GFY and post a fake story?
What the hell kind of gain would there be?
I've been cutting GFY time to absolute minimums as of late, anyway.

Trixie · 02-07-2010, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Folks, the last thing that I do is bullshit, ask anyone who ever has known me.

Okay . . . who has ever known you? List references please.

Because yeah . . . this is a total wanker fantasy. Sounds like you want to get all the big daddy men on GFY mad talking about how you don't put up with that behavior from women while you beat off wearing silky panties reading their responses.

Voodoo · 02-07-2010, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

I know that alot of guys get mad if a woman won't suck
Well, this lady friend of mine got us a nice room, bought me a huge steak dinner at a nice place, sucked me off four times.. then we were ready to be leaving and I wanted her to suck me real quick before checkout time.. ... she said her mouth was too dry and for some reason that made me kind of mad

I told myself, she did it four times last night and this morning, so my conscious logical mind said for me to appreciate that and be nice to her.. and I was.. but I sure was angry and mad on the inside.

I feel like I was wrong for that, but, what the hell is the big deal about a quick blowjob before checking out of the hotel?? I thought about asking her to do it on the drive home, but, I don't ask a second time. It's against my code.

I think part of it was, I was a little upset that she pulled me out for the cumshot one time when she sucked me off. Her hand still made me cum hard, but why waste it outside of her mouth, I didn't like that.

I'm wondering if I should still see her again. She's got a big big ass and she's nice and thick without being fat as hell. She's pleasant company, too. BUTT, she can't handle being spanked. And I like spanking women. And I don't like when it's not appreciated.

I don't know.

You must have run out of money.

ahoy · 02-07-2010, 03:00 AM

Waking up after that dream was rough I bet huh?

Jesus, you and MetaMan should collab on some wannabe pimp fantasy novels.

MrMaxwell · 02-07-2010, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Trixie

Okay . . . who has ever known you? List references please.

Because yeah . . . this is a total wanker fantasy. Sounds like you want to get all the big daddy men on GFY mad talking about how you don't put up with that behavior from women while you beat off wearing silky panties reading their responses.

I'm The Fred
I guess more people from the p*nd know me than here
But I'd like to see one person say that I bullshit
It's just not true, I do not.

If you think submissive foxy broads are a fantasy, think again, they're very real and they enjoy being so... very much

MrMaxwell · 02-07-2010, 03:11 AM

You clowns must be pretty ridiculous if in your world a woman can't possibly give blowjobs

CaptainHowdy · 02-07-2010, 07:11 AM

Fantasies are fun!

J. Falcon · 02-07-2010, 07:15 AM

4 times in one night? Damn.

Voodoo · 02-07-2010, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

4 times in one night? Damn.

The first 3.5 didn't work.

MrMaxwell · 02-07-2010, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

4 times in one night? Damn.

Three times yesterday evening and once yesterday morning

ShellyCrash · 02-07-2010, 08:00 AM

So she went down on you 4 times but how many times did you go down on her?

shimmy2 · 02-07-2010, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Voodoo

You must have run out of money.

dontcha hate it when that happens.

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Originally Posted by HandballJim

peurto rican girl who loved the taste of cum

i thought this was an isolated incident but i'll vouch for that one

Sid70 · 02-07-2010, 08:31 AM

Back in the day I had a fortune meeting 2 chicks at the same period of time. One was just perfect tall dark hired gal, anonter was a spinner kind of blond slut I bought out for 2 weeks to play with as a dedicated fuck toy. I can only tell if you want perfect bj - trust professionals. So I have chosen to spend more time with the blond who always gave me a bj on my arrival to hers, while the tall dark haired one only allowed coming over her boobs.

MrMaxwell · 02-07-2010, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

So she went down on you 4 times but how many times did you go down on her?

Twice... Fingered her off in between somewhere(two in her sex, one in her ass)... she ended up too sensitive for any more

Making a woman cum (especially if she gushes or squirts) is fucking hot

I (and I think any man, no matter how good of a lover) can't help every woman to cum.. but I can make most women cum and I'll be damned if there's one alive that wants to cum that I can't at least LEARN

I understand how to help a woman truly let go of the world.. and when you have my nature going for you, and have a good idea of what women like done for them, together those two things work out REAL well.

02-06-2010, 10:40 PM	#1
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	Did you ever get mad because a woman didn't do ENOUGH blowjobs? I know that alot of guys get mad if a woman won't suck Well, this lady friend of mine got us a nice room, bought me a huge steak dinner at a nice place, sucked me off four times.. then we were ready to be leaving and I wanted her to suck me real quick before checkout time.. ... she said her mouth was too dry and for some reason that made me kind of mad I told myself, she did it four times last night and this morning, so my conscious logical mind said for me to appreciate that and be nice to her.. and I was.. but I sure was angry and mad on the inside. I feel like I was wrong for that, but, what the hell is the big deal about a quick blowjob before checking out of the hotel?? I thought about asking her to do it on the drive home, but, I don't ask a second time. It's against my code. I think part of it was, I was a little upset that she pulled me out for the cumshot one time when she sucked me off. Her hand still made me cum hard, but why waste it outside of her mouth, I didn't like that. I'm wondering if I should still see her again. She's got a big big ass and she's nice and thick without being fat as hell. She's pleasant company, too. BUTT, she can't handle being spanked. And I like spanking women. And I don't like when it's not appreciated. I don't know.

02-06-2010, 10:49 PM	#2
HandballJim Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: NYC Posts: 4,024	you should be happy you got it four times, the last time I had it four times was from a peurto rican girl who loved the taste of cum. Should not have dumped her for accusing me of cheating. You should see her again, but perhaps joke around with her on the phone telling her how much fun you had...and slip in your spanking fantasy in a joking way. See what her reaction is.... __________________ HOW I MAKE LOTS OF $$$

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02-06-2010, 11:29 PM	#5
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Sounds like a b.s. story to me.

02-06-2010, 11:35 PM	#7
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	Folks, the last thing that I do is bullshit, ask anyone who ever has known me. It's just not my style. Internet story telling, playing video games, watching football, all of that shit the rest of you do, I have no part in any of it. I don't get my kicks from any of that silly shit.

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02-07-2010, 03:11 AM	#14
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	You clowns must be pretty ridiculous if in your world a woman can't possibly give blowjobs

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