i need some girl advice

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • mmcfadden
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2008
    • 5099

    #1

    i need some girl advice

    For the past 2 years I have fucked only hookers and cheap whores I met at the bar.

    2morrow I am meeting my hs dream girl and not sure what to say.

    The only girls I really talk to are sluts and not sure how to talk with this girl now.

    Ie how to say I make money selling vagina? I really liked this girl in hs and don't want to blow it
  • Gambrinus
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jun 2007
    • 740

    #2
    Your HS dream girl is a dirty whore for someone else.

    Your first mistake is believing otherwise.

    Treat her like a whore.

    Comment

    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133986

      #3
      Tell her nothing.baffle them with bullshit

      Comment

      • CaptainHowdy
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2004
        • 94744

        #4
        Originally posted by Spunky
        Tell her nothing.baffle them with bullshit
        Best advice ever...

        Comment

        • Joanna Angel
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2005
          • 205

          #5
          uhhhh- dont pretend to be someone else. just be yourself!! the person you are when you are around "sluts" is probably not the real you.... but who knows. Most guys tend to put on an act when they know they are going to get laid.

          and do not treat her like a whole until you guys are banging. that will really scare her away. To be honest- its really disrespectful to even treat a whore like a whore until you at least know her a little bit. But that's another story.

          there is nothing wrong with selling vagina- in these times it's impressive to have a job at all and most people find it fascinating. She is a woman right? Well - then she will most likely really enjoy talking about herself.... so just let her dominate the conversation about her life for most of the night.

          hope that helped a little bit?
          Joanna Angel
          PUNK ROCK PORNO PRINCESS!!

          BurningAngel.com... the best in punk rock alt porn
          ------ JoannaAngelBucks ------ BurningAngel.com------
          JoannaAngel.com------
          ICQ 603750325
          ------ FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER!!

          Comment

          • Sly
            Let's do some business!
            • Sep 2004
            • 31377

            #6
            Isn't your site a poker site? How is that selling vagina?

            Either way, I see no reason to tell more about any porn. Most girls would probably see banging hookers as worse, are you going to tell her that?
            Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted

            Windows VPS now available
            Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc.
            Click here for more details.

            Comment

            • mmcfadden
              So Fucking Banned
              • Oct 2008
              • 5099

              #7
              Originally posted by Sly
              Isn't your site a poker site? How is that selling vagina?

              Either way, I see no reason to tell more about any porn. Most girls would probably see banging hookers as worse, are you going to tell her that?
              Hiding hooker banging is easy, hiding what you do all day every day not so easy to hide

              Comment

              • mmcfadden
                So Fucking Banned
                • Oct 2008
                • 5099

                #8
                Originally posted by Joanna Angel
                uhhhh- dont pretend to be someone else. just be yourself!! the person you are when you are around "sluts" is probably not the real you.... but who knows. Most guys tend to put on an act when they know they are going to get laid.

                and do not treat her like a whole until you guys are banging. that will really scare her away. To be honest- its really disrespectful to even treat a whore like a whore until you at least know her a little bit. But that's another story.

                there is nothing wrong with selling vagina- in these times it's impressive to have a job at all and most people find it fascinating. She is a woman right? Well - then she will most likely really enjoy talking about herself.... so just let her dominate the conversation about her life for most of the night.

                hope that helped a little bit?
                I don't know what I want. I already did the honest thing, the married thing, and the hooker thibg.

                I want to be myself but that would likely scare the girl away

                Comment

                • Domain Broker
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Oct 2004
                  • 2427

                  #9
                  you'll blow it for sure.

                  Comment

                  • mmcfadden
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 5099

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Domain Broker
                    you'll blow it for sure.
                    I am sure I will.

                    Comment

                    • HandballJim
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 4024

                      #11
                      not sure how long you been out of HS. so I hope you at least seen a recent photo of her. Good luck
                      HOW I MAKE LOTS OF $$$

                      Comment

                      • mmcfadden
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 5099

                        #12
                        Originally posted by HandballJim
                        not sure how long you been out of HS. so I hope you at least seen a recent photo of her. Good luck
                        She just texted me and said she doesnt cook. She is not the one!

                        I will however take a pic of her ass and post it

                        Comment

                        • qwe
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 2109

                          #13
                          all about confidence, if a chick is into you, it don't matter what you say, you can say the stupidest shit ever and she'll find it amusing

                          Comment

                          • DBS.US
                            Geo Cities
                            • Aug 2003
                            • 11843

                            #14
                            Originally posted by mmcfadden
                            She just texted me and said she doesnt cook. She is not the one!
                            Yes, she needs to know how to cook, and edit with Final Cut Pro and has her own Mac......G5
                            Have an unused domain? Make a Free Chaturbate White Label site and be making money tonight

                            Comment

                            • mmcfadden
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Oct 2008
                              • 5099

                              #15
                              Originally posted by DBS.US
                              Yes, she needs to know how to cook, and edit with Final Cut Pro and has her own Mac......G5
                              I will settle for chinese and vagina on my screen.

                              I don't fucking now any more... If she can stomach that then maybe she is ok

                              Comment

                              • mayabong
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 1952

                                #16
                                Dont be nice

                                Dont be too nice... or you'll be that friend.. women like assholes.. just the way it is...
                                Bitcoin Gambling Sites

                                Comment

                                • TheMilkman
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2004
                                  • 209

                                  #17
                                  just tell her the true if she is the ONE ! To start a realtionship with lies is not the best way.
                                  She will accept you for that what you are, if she is the right one. If not, then she isn't it
                                  Look after the customer and the buisness will take care of itself !

                                  Comment

                                  • MetaMan
                                    I AM WEB 2.0
                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 28682

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by mayabong
                                    Dont be too nice... or you'll be that friend.. women like assholes.. just the way it is...
                                    this is not true at all. you can be nice but then you HAVE to go for the kiss at the end of the night. YOU MUST. or you will be in the friend zone if you are really a nice guy.

                                    even if she turns it down (which honestly never happens if you go in for it with confidence) dont take it personally. smile and add a comment in like "i dont mind a lil bit of a challenge" and follow it with a smirk.

                                    most girls have dated a psycho and just want to find out if you are one or not. they do this by testing how you react to certain situations.

                                    when you are out with her just be natural. pretend you are talking to a friend. dont be afraid to talk about the same kind of shit you do with your buddies. trust me women are just as if not more dirty then us. they want a guy who is open and easy to talk to.

                                    it is when you start over thinking the situation that you are failed. women want a guy with confidence. women want to have FUN. if you can make a chick laugh + show her fun + get the kiss at the end of the night you are so in it is not even funny.

                                    you have to remember alot dudes are douche bags and try to approach situation with a game. i never found a need for that because i have personality and like to have fun myself. if they see you having fun they will follow right along with you.
                                    Last edited by MetaMan; 01-31-2010, 06:35 AM.

                                    Comment

                                    • Chez_Remon
                                      Registered User
                                      • Jul 2009
                                      • 34

                                      #19
                                      All the women believe in the love .and more money always. to tell she this
                                      __________________________________________________ _____________________

                                      CHEZ REMON : Graphic Reporter. Associate #1084 of ARGRA -(Association Graphic Reporters of the Republic Argentina)- Photographer Playboy ("Editorial PERFIL SA") - Fashion - Erotic - Press - Sports - Air, Commercial and Industrial Photography - War Correspondent -and Database Escorts Argentinas in Study ( Buenos Aires )

                                      Comment

                                      • Domain Broker
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Oct 2004
                                        • 2427

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by MetaMan
                                        this is not true at all. you can be nice but then you HAVE to go for the kiss at the end of the night. YOU MUST. or you will be in the friend zone if you are really a nice guy.

                                        even if she turns it down (which honestly never happens if you go in for it with confidence) dont take it personally. smile and add a comment in like "i dont mind a lil bit of a challenge" and follow it with a smirk.

                                        most girls have dated a psycho and just want to find out if you are one or not. they do this by testing how you react to certain situations.

                                        when you are out with her just be natural. pretend you are talking to a friend. dont be afraid to talk about the same kind of shit you do with your buddies. trust me women are just as if not more dirty then us. they want a guy who is open and easy to talk to.

                                        it is when you start over thinking the situation that you are failed. women want a guy with confidence. women want to have FUN. if you can make a chick laugh + show her fun + get the kiss at the end of the night you are so in it is not even funny.

                                        you have to remember alot dudes are douche bags and try to approach situation with a game. i never found a need for that because i have personality and like to have fun myself. if they see you having fun they will follow right along with you.

                                        Comment

                                        • Naechy
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Sep 2007
                                          • 6497

                                          #21
                                          only hookers!?
                                          Adult SEO Labs * Buying Links * SEO
                                          666-874

                                          Comment

                                          • The Porn Nerd
                                            Living The Dream
                                            • Jun 2009
                                            • 19788

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by mmcfadden
                                            For the past 2 years I have fucked only hookers and cheap whores I met at the bar.

                                            2morrow I am meeting my hs dream girl and not sure what to say.

                                            The only girls I really talk to are sluts and not sure how to talk with this girl now.

                                            Ie how to say I make money selling vagina? I really liked this girl in hs and don't want to blow it
                                            Same things happens to Mister Peabody (me) since all i do is fuck nasty 'ho's. LOL So, my advice:

                                            "Hey _____, what are your feelings about, you know, adult stuff? porn, etc? Just wondering because...."

                                            Now, if you do THAT it's gonna come to decision-making time on her part rather quickly. But, you know, if you want to 'cut to the chase' you do that.

                                            BUT -

                                            If you wanna fuck her, marry her, etc etc then don't tell her until she's in love with you. Hide it somehow. THEN, IF she's 'in love with' you, she might cut you some slack since she now knows who you 'really' are, inside.

                                            Good luck! And yes, of course she could be a total slut now and might like an opportunity to have HER vagina sold by you...
                                            Last edited by The Porn Nerd; 01-31-2010, 09:29 AM.
                                            My Affiliate Programs:
                                            Porn Nerd Cash | Porn Showcase | Aggressive Gold

                                            Over 90 paysites to promote!
                                            Now on Teams: peabodymedia

                                            Comment

                                            • fatfoo
                                              ICQ:649699063
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 27763

                                              #23
                                              I don't think words matter much. It's more about the feel in these matters...

                                              You have to say something or do something that's going to leave a certain feel in her mind...

                                              You have to say the words with the right intonation.
                                              Send me an email: [email protected]

                                              Comment

                                              • ErectMedia
                                                Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                                                • Aug 2004
                                                • 7100

                                                #24
                                                just tell her you do web design/internet marketing and get out of the house and go eat and do some shit, no reason to talk porn as it's a coin toss how a chick will take that, be yourself and have fun and I'm pretty sure you will be able to judge how she will take porn after you guys talk or possibly get a second date, hopefully you 2 haven't changed much and it will be easier as you have a previous attraction, good luck http://www.youtube.com/view_play_lis...Zg5ko&rclk=pt1

                                                Comment

                                                • garce
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 7103

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by mmcfadden
                                                  I want to be myself but that would likely scare the girl away
                                                  Then don't even waste her time.

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Iron Fist
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Dec 2006
                                                    • 23400

                                                    #26
                                                    Show her this thread and tell her to dress slutty so I can rub one out on this thread... mmkay? kthxbye!
                                                    i like waffles

                                                    Comment

                                                    • mmcfadden
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Oct 2008
                                                      • 5099

                                                      #27
                                                      Update.

                                                      I texted half of this night while I was getting hammered and posting on this board.

                                                      I was more hung then a monkey the next day and had no desire to drive 2 hours.

                                                      Tomorrow we are trying it again. Just felt the need to update all the great people on this board.

                                                      Comment

                                                      • tranza
                                                        ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                        • 57559

                                                        #28
                                                        Calm down...first dates are not that bad., you dont need to tell her your whole life right now.
                                                        I'm just a newbie.

                                                        Comment

                                                        • lazycash
                                                          Troll Patrol
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 15214

                                                          #29
                                                          Go here first and learn all the hidden secrets to score with her, www.yessignals.com
                                                          "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                                                          Its crazy..."

                                                          VenusBlogger

                                                          Comment

                                                          • ErectMedia
                                                            Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                            • 7100

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by mmcfadden
                                                            Update.

                                                            I texted half of this night while I was getting hammered and posting on this board.

                                                            I was more hung then a monkey the next day and had no desire to drive 2 hours.

                                                            Tomorrow we are trying it again. Just felt the need to update all the great people on this board.
                                                            so now she knows that your a raging alcoholic that can't put in the effort or time to meet her for a first date, great job, good news is she is giving you a second chance so the first date/panty drop percentage has just increased.

                                                            Comment

                                                            • nico-t
                                                              emperor of my world
                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                              • 29903

                                                              #31
                                                              i never bring up i do porn sites to anybody i just met. Like someone said in this thread it really is a coin toss how people react. I also dont feel the need to say that, since i also do other stuff aside from porn. Just say 'internet marketing' and when she asks what exactly you market mention the things besides porn even if that is just a small portion of what you do. When it grows into a serious relation, then you can say that you also do some adult stuff - IF she asks this. No reason to bring it up when she doesnt ask for it. Its not a big deal.

                                                              Comment

                                                              • RadicalSights
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Mar 2009
                                                                • 1595

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Joanna Angel

                                                                there is nothing wrong with selling vagina- in these times it's impressive to have a job at all and most people find it fascinating.

                                                                Comment

                                                                • mmcfadden
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Oct 2008
                                                                  • 5099

                                                                  #33
                                                                  So I got back about noon today from our date last night.

                                                                  This girl has the beauty and wit I remembered from highschool. I actually was in awe and the night was awesome.

                                                                  No more posts from this monkey about shit like this.

                                                                  All the sadness I had disappeared hanging with this girl

                                                                  Comment

                                                                  • mmcfadden
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Oct 2008
                                                                    • 5099

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Ps

                                                                    I did tell her about my involvement in porn and it was not a problem. If anything I think she became more aroused

                                                                    Comment

                                                                    Working...