SleazyD, do you buy 2 tickets when you fly or board last to get back row?

[Black_Widow]

PS: I do know about your bankruptcy.

[BillyHoe]

ouch the blows are just coming out tonight..lol Must be a full moon.

[Barefootsies]

ouch the blows are just coming out tonight..lol Must be a full moon.

[xxweekxx]

actually good question.. always wondered that.. last time i flew some fat fuck almost as fat as sleazy sat next to me in first class, and it was annoying as fuck even though the seats were separated...

his fat arms took up all the arm rest, he brought like 4 cheeseburgers on the plane and kept eating all the way through, including eating all the airplane food...

he kept calling them over for more snacks,food, etc.. and he smelled like crap... fuck what a pig, i wish there was an empty seat to move to

[chupachups]

he brought like 4 cheeseburgers on the plane

People doing this should be shot - it stinks in the whole cabin.

[NetHorse]

actually good question.. always wondered that.. last time i flew some fat fuck almost as fat as sleazy sat next to me in first class, and it was annoying as fuck even though the seats were separated...

his fat arms took up all the arm rest, he brought like 4 cheeseburgers on the plane and kept eating all the way through, including eating all the airplane food...

he kept calling them over for more snacks,food, etc.. and he smelled like crap... fuck what a pig, i wish there was an empty seat to move to

that sucks, I would have kicked his fatass in the terminal once the plane landed.

[quiet]

People doing this should be shot - it stinks in the whole cabin.

i fucking hate it when people bring on greasy/spicy food on a plane. so fucking nasty.

[96ukssob]

actually good question.. always wondered that.. last time i flew some fat fuck almost as fat as sleazy sat next to me in first class, and it was annoying as fuck even though the seats were separated...

his fat arms took up all the arm rest, he brought like 4 cheeseburgers on the plane and kept eating all the way through, including eating all the airplane food...

he kept calling them over for more snacks,food, etc.. and he smelled like crap... fuck what a pig, i wish there was an empty seat to move to

I was on a flight to LA a little bit ago and this extremely obese woman tried to sit in the emergency exit row. The arms don't move on those seats and all she could do was sit on top of the arm rests (tried to take a pic with my iPhone but didn't come out). Her husband (skinny as fuck) called the stewardess over to help out. They tried to get her into a regular seat and she was even still to large.

I was sitting in the aisle watching this all unfold and felt a little bad for her until she said to the stewardess "i guess i should of know this wasn't going to work when it was hard for me to get into the plane"

Honestly, it was bad and didn't help that other people were complaining which was making her get uncomfortable and her husband start to talk shit to passengers on the plane. I heard her ask the woman if she wanted to try a 1st class seat and she said was was STILL to big to fit into the seat.

It was bad and I haven't seen someone that large in a very long time. She was probably pushing at 400lbs and it was a really tight fit for her to make her way out of the plane. Few minutes later the stewardess came back and starting making fun of her to other passengers

[NetHorse]

I was on a flight to LA a little bit ago and this extremely obese woman tried to sit in the emergency exit row. The arms don't move on those seats and all she could do was sit on top of the arm rests (tried to take a pic with my iPhone but didn't come out). Her husband (skinny as fuck) called the stewardess over to help out. They tried to get her into a regular seat and she was even still to large.

I was sitting in the aisle watching this all unfold and felt a little bad for her until she said to the stewardess "i guess i should of know this wasn't going to work when it was hard for me to get into the plane"

Honestly, it was bad and didn't help that other people were complaining which was making her get uncomfortable and her husband start to talk shit to passengers on the plane. I heard her ask the woman if she wanted to try a 1st class seat and she said was was STILL to big to fit into the seat.

It was bad and I haven't seen someone that large in a very long time. She was probably pushing at 400lbs and it was a really tight fit for her to make her way out of the plane. Few minutes later the stewardess came back and starting making fun of her to other passengers

I wouldn't feel sorry for her, if she tried sitting next to me I would be like, "look lady, you're just too fucking fat GTFO this plane".

I'm sorry, but people who are that ridiculously overweight should just stay home until they can develop some sort of fucking self control. If they have to go somewhere then throw them into a big glass moving truck with a wide load sticker, so they can be viewed like wild farm animals. They need to be made a spectacle out of, it's for their own good.

[Oracle Porn]

I wouldn't feel sorry for her, if she tried sitting next to me I would be like, "look lady, you're just too fucking fat GTFO this plane".

I'm sorry, but people who are that ridiculously overweight should just stay home until they can develop some sort of fucking self control. If they have to go somewhere then throw them into a big glass moving truck with a wide load sticker, so they can be viewed like wild farm animals. They need to be made a spectacle out of, it's for their own good.

i cant help but

[SleazyDream]

i fit into a coach seat. my problem is height - when i was skinny it was bad for me in coach, it's worse now.

I hate it when people bring food onto a plane too.

i feel sorry for the people who don't fit into the seats.

making jokes about them says a lot about the people pointing the fingers.

[jalami]

that sucks, I would have kicked his fatass in the terminal once the plane landed.

Why would you want to have your foot stuck in the folds of his ass fat? You know you can't strike fatass people in the body, it's like fighting the Blob.

[Achmed's Wife Halimah]

PS: I do know about your bankruptcy.

"Poverty is a wonderful thing. It sticks to a man after all his friends have forsaken him"

[MyDogHasFleas]

A few years ago I took a trip on a Greyhound bus. I sat next to the window and this super fat guy sat next to me. I had to piss in the middle of the night and he had me pushed so far up against the window I could hardly move. I love riding those buses, but the fat people get on my fucking nerves. I'm not skinny, but at least I can fit into one seat. I could spend all day telling funny Greyhound stories. I used to ride them on long trips at least once a month or so.

I was on a bus and we made a stop at one of those places where you get out and get something to eat. A bunch of us went in to get something to eat. There was this really fat chick. I mean one of those fat chicks Al Bundy used to put shoes on. I think we had 30 minutes to eat or something like that. The fat chick was no where to be seen. The driver kept looking for her and so did a few of the passengers. He couldn't find her, so we left without her. Her bags were on the bus and everything.

[StaceyJo]

"Poverty is a wonderful thing. It sticks to a man after all his friends have forsaken him"

[Scott McD]

Amazing how at the airport they can charge you large sums of money for your luggage being slightly overweight, yet some person that could be 3 or 4 times the weight of you pays the same amount as you to get on the plane...

[_Richard_]

"Poverty is a wonderful thing. It sticks to a man after all his friends have forsaken him"

[Achmed's Wife Halimah]

It wasn't meant to be funny.

[Brad Mitchell]

Bunch of mean pricks. What's the point, besides showing everyone that you're a doucebag?

Brad

[TheDoc]

Better a fat person to sit next to you than my skinny ass... I'm always hungry, alwayyysss...I always bring food with me, or I will puke in your lap...and I can't sit still, that's if I shut the hell up.

[candyflip]

Bunch of mean pricks. What's the point, besides showing everyone that you're a doucebag?

Brad

Why would we never see you post this same comment in one of the many douchebag threads Sleazy has started?

[lazycash]

Why would we never see you post this same comment in one of the many douchebag threads Sleazy has started?

Its always a double standard with the bro club. I'm sure Scott has bought Brad a few drinks over the years so he gets a lifetime exemption.

[Robocrop]

Its always a double standard with the bro club. I'm sure Scott has bought Brad a few drinks over the years so he gets a lifetime exemption.

How the fuck can Scott buy drinks? I think he did Brad a favor below the table..and now Brad let him into the Bro club.

[lazycash]

How the fuck can Scott buy drinks? I think he did Brad a favor below the table..and now Brad let him into the Bro club.

I said "has bought", past tense, meaning at prior shows back when Sleazy used to buy everyone drinks.