The World's Shortest Books...

Someone sent me this today.....funny stuff.

The World's Shortest Books


THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barrack Obama

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OTHER BLACK PEOPLE I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING

by Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda
Illustrated by Michael Moore

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton

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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY ;
by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian

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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ......
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson


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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY


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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson


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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction
by the Rev. Jesse Jackson


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AND, JUST ADDED:


Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
By Nancy Pelosi

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