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Deej 01-12-2010 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Twisted Dave (Post 16738527)
Any woman who enjoys fucking a piece of meat from a cow has issues man! :)

You misunderstand dave, because that shit was funny... See here some people buy cheap ass steak to fry in a pan and to tenderize them they pound it with a meat mallet.

So... laugh mother fucker!

ToBad 01-12-2010 06:00 AM

When was the last time you saw a girl change the channel to the Discovery Channel or any program that can give them a higher literacy?
No they choose to watch and talk about Stars on ice, and they seem to know everything about Idol participants. No wonder that girls and women get guys to lose interest once they start talking.

CarlosTheGaucho 01-12-2010 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16737361)
here is a tip:

women want to HAVE FUN, and get their brains pounded out like a fucking pan fry steak. then not have to wake up and be worried as being judged a "hoe" just for fucking a true thoroughbred stallion like myself.

:1orglaugh

TheDoc 01-12-2010 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16738065)
Why dont you just put TheDocs dick in your mouth that way you can be done sucking mine?

haha, good lord I have heard high school kids come up with better shit than this..

Anyway, don't let me stop you from showing off more of that ghetto Canadian pimp stuff, you keep the board rocking with this knee slapping shit.

CaptainHowdy 01-12-2010 07:14 AM

I couldn't agree more... men who defend women are obscurantists.

Agent 488 01-12-2010 07:27 AM

you need a real man.

dynastoned 01-12-2010 07:34 AM

rofl

a+ thread

MetaMan 01-12-2010 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 16738410)
GFY my balls
You're far past being a properly dominant leader right into being an emotionless dictator
You know, some guys like being that way... I don't give emotional or physical beatings to my women

The do suck when I say, cook what I want, and everything else
And no, I don't listen to empty minded rambling

But you're offensive... I LOVE women.. they actually are not objects.. they are angels
Well some of them really do make objects of themselves

Nevermind
If that's your type enjoy
But where's the challenge
And they're not as good at sucking

what the hell are you talking about? i love women also. i do not dis respect them i am just real.

this goes for EVERY woman, the second you put yourself in "friend zone" you arent going to get shit. if you signed up to take women out for coffee and give them massages that is your deal. for me why the fuck would i do that?

women will view you as a weak male if you are not willing to at least admit with yourself you want to get in their pants. they love it. this is the 1950s anymore, this may surprise you but women have sex. GASP and no matter how old, shape size or color most have gobbled on enough knobs to fill a football team. GASP GASP!

what makes people think just because a female is intelligent they dont want to get their brains blown out? these ones want it even more because they are "empowered".

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Originally Posted by ToBad (Post 16738608)
When was the last time you saw a girl change the channel to the Discovery Channel or any program that can give them a higher literacy?
No they choose to watch and talk about Stars on ice, and they seem to know everything about Idol participants. No wonder that girls and women get guys to lose interest once they start talking.

my sister has 2 degrees and is head of HR at a big company in calgary and she is only in her late 20s, and guess what she turns on when she watches TV? bing bang boom. these nerd loser guys are the types who take women out for coffee and talk about the most boring shit and wonder why they do not get laid.

lots of these loser dudes who think they are "intelligent" dont realize how much substance they lack.

take TheDoc for instance. imagine being a chick and having to sit with this guy for 2 hours? talk about having the need to put your brain on pause.

Agent 488 01-12-2010 09:29 AM

i disagree. TheDoc the knowledgeable about every subject known to man.

MetaMan 01-12-2010 09:33 AM

it's like you go to the library and it's gone. and there is just one guy standing there with a name tag "TheDoc".

slapass 01-12-2010 09:33 AM

Does everyone else also suspect that metaman has not been laid since the 90's?

I know just trolling for fun so continue.

SarahLLO 01-12-2010 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ToBad (Post 16738608)
When was the last time you saw a girl change the channel to the Discovery Channel or any program that can give them a higher literacy?
No they choose to watch and talk about Stars on ice, and they seem to know everything about Idol participants. No wonder that girls and women get guys to lose interest once they start talking.

that's because girls who do are too busy being in love w/michio kaku to talk to people like you

seriously, i want to marry dr. kaku so badly

MetaMan 01-12-2010 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass (Post 16739367)
Does everyone else also suspect that metaman has not been laid since the 90's?

I know just trolling for fun so continue.

if you saw my pic the entire thing would make sense.

i actually am dam good looking and do sleep with nothing but hotties. i have been working more and thinking about longevity so i havent been into the party scene as much lately.

trying to work hard and play later atm. but i miss it.

CarlosTheGaucho 01-12-2010 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16739328)
what the hell are you talking about? i love women also. i do not dis respect them i am just real.

this goes for EVERY woman, the second you put yourself in "friend zone" you arent going to get shit. if you signed up to take women out for coffee and give them massages that is your deal. for me why the fuck would i do that?

women will view you as a weak male if you are not willing to at least admit with yourself you want to get in their pants. they love it. this is the 1950s anymore, this may surprise you but women have sex. GASP and no matter how old, shape size or color most have gobbled on enough knobs to fill a football team. GASP GASP!

what makes people think just because a female is intelligent they dont want to get their brains blown out? these ones want it even more because they are "empowered".



my sister has 2 degrees and is head of HR at a big company in calgary and she is only in her late 20s, and guess what she turns on when she watches TV? bing bang boom. these nerd loser guys are the types who take women out for coffee and talk about the most boring shit and wonder why they do not get laid.

lots of these loser dudes who think they are "intelligent" dont realize how much substance they lack.

take TheDoc for instance. imagine being a chick and having to sit with this guy for 2 hours? talk about having the need to put your brain on pause.

:1orglaugh

Ok I'll try to contribute, let's try to figure out at least one of the roots of these days popular super nerdy behavior of men, who can't spell BALLS without feeling dirty.

I guess it's FRIENDS and these other similar series full of ultra politically correct "fun", surreal non conflicting plots and no hormones - just babbling and juvenile bullshit. You could find more testosterone in a catholic girlschool than in those TV series.

I gotta agree I watched that when this was in its prime, to find out what's the hype, I was curious.

OK, I suspect this TV series are made PRIMARILY for young females, cause they usually watch TV more, they watch more adverts, they just need to assure time from time that at least on TV things work the way they should but can't etc.

But guess what happened - young dudes desperately trying to get laid, piling a foot after foot of used cleenex in their rooms started to watch that too, to be in!

http://nd01.blog.cz/373/019/f19a795922_17384764_u.jpg

Just so they can have a chat next day in school or at the college or at the McDonalds or in the park, but that was not all - they went even further as they started to ACT LIKE THIS!

No more Clint Eastwood poster hanging on the wall as in his father's times, but a pink shirt and a nerdy SENSITIVE TV attitude.

You think that really worked? Guess what - their chances to get laid went even much worse!!

Why? Cause women and men are animals, not a TV program.

MetaMan 01-12-2010 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 16739415)
:1orglaugh

Ok I'll try to contribute, let's try to figure out at least one of the roots of these days popular super nerdy behavior of men, who can't spell BALLS without feeling dirty.

I guess it's FRIENDS and these other similar series full of ultra politically correct "fun", surreal non conflicting plots and no hormones - just babbling and juvenile bullshit. You could find more testosterone in a catholic girlschool than in those TV series.

I gotta agree I watched that when this was in its prime, to find out what's the hype, I was curious.

OK, I suspect this TV series are made PRIMARILY for young females, cause they usually watch TV more, they watch more adverts, they just need to assure time from time that at least on TV things work the way they should but can't etc.

But guess what happened - young dudes desperately trying to get laid, piling a foot after foot of used cleenex in their rooms started to watch that too, to be in!

http://nd01.blog.cz/373/019/f19a795922_17384764_u.jpg

Just so they can have a chat next day in school or at the college or at the McDonalds or in the park, but that was not all - they went even further as they started to ACT LIKE THIS!

No more Clint Eastwood poster hanging on the wall as in his father's times, but a pink shirt and a nerdy SENSITIVE TV attitude.

You think that really worked? Guess what - their chances to get laid went even much worse!!

Why? Cause women and men are animals, not a TV program.

BRAVO!

we live in a PC correct society in general. no one wants to get their feathers ruffled or tell how they really feel anymore.

im not the dude at the club approaching everyone women in the club going "WATSSUSUPPPPPP HOEEEEEE" but you can guarantee every female i meet i think whether or not i can fuck her and how i can achieve it. doesnt mean i will even end up following through every time. it is just my animal instinct popping in.

i have lots of good girl friends who i have even told "i wonder what if its like if we fucked" and shit doesnt change after that.

to many of these guys play ass kiss on a girl and forget why the fuck they were even out with them in the firstplace. TO GET SOME PUSSY.

then guys will look at you like a "douchbag" meanwhile the girls who i go out with always have a blast. get their brains fucked out properly and want another date. but meanwhile im the douchbag for showing them a good time? things that make you go HMMMM

TheDoc 01-12-2010 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 16739350)
i disagree. TheDoc the knowledgeable about every subject known to man.

Trolls, oddities that think people are passing on actual knowledge.


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