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				Thanks for the toilet, Nasty Dollars!
			 
			while i was away on vacation ups delivered a box of what looked like a toilet. everyone in the office was perplexed and wondered if it really was what it seemed to be. certainly not the xmas gift we were expecting. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	indeed, it was a toto neocrest 550! if you dont know, this is state of the art bidet/toilet. a jacuzzi next year? thanks for putting out quality sites, staying away from shady billing and converting like mad... believe it or not, for 2009 our nasty dollars ratio is 1:159  | 
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	![]() The Neorest 550 is a truly remarkable combination of ecology and luxury, and offers these comfort and convenience functions: * Programmable Nightlight * New Easy-to-Read Remote Control Design * More Compact Design * Automatic Open and Close Lid * Washlet Cleansing with Three Modes * Hands-Free Automatic Flush * Integrated Warm Air Dryer * Built-In Air Purifying System * Energy Saver Timer * Cyclone Flushing System  | 
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		 What an imaginative gift!  
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 I need one of those  
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 Whoot! nice..! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Interesting gift. Did they know you needed a new toilet? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 nope. even i didnt know i needed a toilet ;) 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 lol...funnay stuff....kudos 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 i got a japanese toilet that can do all the medical exams and my maid is japanese too. go figure. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 They probably know you're the shit ;))) 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Raaaaaaaaaaaad . . . best bonus gift ever! It's like a virtual rim job. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Badump bump, chhhh.... ![]() Could be a good pickup line, "Wanna come to my place and see my fancy throne?" Most girls would go just to see WTF you're talking about. 
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		 How many sales do I need to get a quality shitter like that? Made one today...  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Haha, very interesting gift.  Hope you take many pleasant shits on it  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I was shitting in a hole in the ground just a few days ago. Makes me want to hurry up and get back home. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Very creative gift, but you might want to get some spare parts...since I doubt your local hardware store or even home depot would carry parts. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 all i got was a urinal. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 creative gift that's for sure  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 They sent you the left over one from the new house they built.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Damn cool gift Doug. A very strange one at that? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 the toilet of al bundy's dream 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 lol...awesome...you'll be thinking of them everytime you sit down to push one out. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 LOL they rock plain and simple 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 It's a fantastic gift... but what got me was the video cam they sent with it! Like the crapper wasn't odd enough, add in a  video cam and... BLAH! haha Awesome and interesting combo, that's for sure. Big props to Nasty! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 toto is the best toilet!! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 very interesting, did u post a photo of it yet ?? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Probably metric and my outhouse is standard...... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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