If you could redesign the human body...

**georgeyw** · 01-11-2010, 02:50 AM

I would make the lungs a more formidable force, so they could deal with smoking. The liver would be strengthened to deal with alcohol too.

Cancer and any std would be a non event too.

**Deej** · 01-11-2010, 02:52 AM

thumbs on the other side...

**kmanrox** · 01-11-2010, 03:00 AM

i havent thought about it but i'd for sure want steve jobs to be the HNIC of the operation!

**John-ACWM** · 01-11-2010, 03:19 AM

Elasticity of the members (not dicks

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**MaDalton** · 01-11-2010, 03:26 AM

i want girls with boobs on the back - excellent for dancing and doggy style

**Jarmusch** · 01-11-2010, 03:28 AM

A third eye on the back of the neck.

**Sarah_Jayne** · 01-11-2010, 03:56 AM

Originally posted by MaDalton

i want girls with boobs on the back - excellent for dancing and doggy style

In addition to the ones on the front or a simple relocation job?

**rowan** · 01-11-2010, 03:56 AM

Don't put the playground next to the toxic waste dump.

**combson** · 01-11-2010, 04:08 AM

Originally posted by rowan

Don't put the playground next to the toxic waste dump.

ha ha ha ...

**Lee** · 01-11-2010, 04:09 AM

Knees need to be simplified so there arent all the tendons & hamstrings etc, when they go wrong its major aggro.

Just imagine a knee that is a simple two or three piece construction held together in some form of natural nut and bolt style.

**Sarah_Jayne** · 01-11-2010, 04:10 AM

Originally posted by rowan

Don't put the playground next to the toxic waste dump.

Good in theory but where would you move either to in order to remove the conflict? There is very little territory on the body where you could place either part and not have it be inappropriately placed.

**MaDalton** · 01-11-2010, 04:23 AM

Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash

In addition to the ones on the front or a simple relocation job?

you cant have enough of them

it would be also better for the balance

**Iron Fist** · 01-11-2010, 05:08 AM

Originally posted by rowan

Don't put the playground next to the toxic waste dump.

**Jakke PNG** · 01-11-2010, 05:10 AM

Digestive system that you could control. What to digest and what not.
You could eat like the average american and not gain weight!

**Sarah_Jayne** · 01-11-2010, 06:19 AM

Originally posted by MaDalton

you cant have enough of them

it would be also better for the balance

I can see your reasoning. Also, if you fell you could maybe bounce back in either direction.

**LauraLee** · 01-11-2010, 06:26 AM

Pockets. All humans should have one.

**bronco67** · 01-11-2010, 06:29 AM

Gallagher was on Opie and Anthony last week, and said it would be great if you took a shit from the bottom of your foot, then you could just wipe it on the ground when you're done.

My personal request would be no shitting. There could be a system in your body that turns waste to a gas and you just fart it out.

**Porko** · 01-11-2010, 06:48 AM

Originally posted by Deej

thumbs on the other side...

thats nice

**Porko** · 01-11-2010, 06:49 AM

womans without digestive system at all. just pink cotton inside.

**Sarah_Jayne** · 01-11-2010, 06:56 AM

Originally posted by Deej

thumbs on the other side...

So where the pinkies are now? Would you still have a pinkie too? Are we talking double thumbage or simply moving them?

**Scott McD** · 01-11-2010, 06:59 AM

Originally posted by rowan

Don't put the playground next to the toxic waste dump.

LMAO !!!!!!!

**Hotrocket** · 01-11-2010, 07:53 AM

A tail with a hand on the end of it... just think about the possibilities of that...
plus besides all the cool things you could do with it, imagine the dozens of new niches it would open up in our biz...lol

and of course the highly requested and always popular, boobs on women's backs...lol

**TheDoc** · 01-11-2010, 10:01 AM

Air pump valve in the back of the heads of blondes.

**PR_Glen** · 01-11-2010, 10:10 AM

come on! nobody wants wings to fly here???

...other than that i'd say knees that bend the opposite way instead, but i'd be weary of how chairs may look if that ever changed....

**spazlabz** · 01-11-2010, 10:13 AM

increased flexibility........and a faster metabolism.

spaz

**Sarah_Jayne** · 01-11-2010, 03:39 PM

Originally posted by Hotrocket

A tail with a hand on the end of it... just think about the possibilities of that...
plus besides all the cool things you could do with it, imagine the dozens of new niches it would open up in our biz...lol

and of course the highly requested and always popular, boobs on women's backs...lol

Maybe the reason that the tail was phased out was the lack of hand on it.

**matrixfred** · 01-11-2010, 03:44 PM

Originally posted by MaDalton

i want girls with boobs on the back - excellent for dancing and doggy style

DAMN! You beat me to it!!!

**fmltube** · 01-11-2010, 03:48 PM

Men's heads would be up their asses since so many of them talk so much shit to begin with. Right Agent Moron?

**Waddymelon** · 01-11-2010, 03:56 PM

a set of gills and webbed fingers, and no sinus pockets

the earth is mostly water and we arent designed for it... Fail.

**StaceyJo** · 01-11-2010, 08:17 PM

LOL I could not think of any. I think its perfect already.

**tical** · 01-11-2010, 08:58 PM

Usb finger drive

**Robert Day** · 01-11-2010, 09:53 PM

I would re design the female body, so that the pussy would never stink, no bad PH balance, other than that the female form is near perfect.

**Sarah_Jayne** · 01-12-2010, 02:43 AM

Originally posted by fmltube

Men's heads would be up their asses since so many of them talk so much shit to begin with. Right Agent Moron?

**hjnet** · 01-12-2010, 03:32 AM

- Pussy, Dicks and Tits for everyone, would solve lot's of Troubles if you could fuck yourself

- a better solution to replace our spine. It's obviously not made to walk/sut upright
- a Brain for everyone

**Vick!** · 01-12-2010, 04:52 AM

Better smelling sense, more power in general (running, stamina), more biting and nails power like tigers and loins.

and yeah, a couple eyes on the back would not hurt.

**Zorgman** · 01-12-2010, 05:01 AM

Then I could scratch my balls without anyone noticing.

**Verbal** · 01-12-2010, 07:19 AM

A sleep button

**Sarah_Jayne** · 01-12-2010, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by tical

Usb finger drive

I think that might be a winner!

**Ayla_SquareTurtle** · 01-12-2010, 10:59 AM

Originally posted by Verbal

A sleep button

Yeah, I need one of those too.

**Sid70** · 01-12-2010, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash

I think that might be a winner!

USB dick drive, women must stay in the kitchen!

**Sid70** · 01-12-2010, 11:06 AM

and on a positive note i wanted to add, a G-spot location that really works for every woman so we all are happy having orgasms as we cum at the same second

**madawgz** · 01-12-2010, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by georgeyw

I would make the lungs a more formidable force, so they could deal with smoking. The liver would be strengthened to deal with alcohol too.

Cancer and any std would be a non event too.

wow, the thread winner right there

that would be awesome

**Shok** · 01-12-2010, 11:21 AM

I would make sperm able to be woven into a fruit basket to give to the starving children in africa

**CyberHustler** · 01-12-2010, 11:23 AM

-Balls located in a safer place deep inside the body

-Women would have their periods rectally

-Bones made out of the stuff the Navi bones are made of (from avatar)

-Functional wings

-Women will have movable vaginas so that all men have to do is stick our dick in and the whore's vagina internally gyrates around our cocks till we bust a nut.

-Hair only growing in the usual spots from neck up, nowhere else...

-Neck that can turn 360 degrees

-Superior night vision

**CDSmith** · 01-12-2010, 11:27 AM

Originally posted by rowan

Don't put the playground next to the toxic waste dump.

Yeah I'd definitely consider moving the plumbing a little further away from the PR department. (pleasure & reproduction)

**1200mics** · 01-12-2010, 11:32 AM

i would want more flexible body and faster remedy actually pretty much all the good stuff that my body can obtain like in tv show "Heroes"

**Bobbiekey** · 01-12-2010, 03:02 PM

less addictive, more resistans

**Sarah_Jayne** · 01-12-2010, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by CyberHustler

-Women would have their periods rectally

A woman bleeding out of her ass would be an improvement?

**Bobbiekey** · 01-12-2010, 03:19 PM

Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash

A woman bleeding out of her ass would be an improvement?

you mean bleeding inside would be better?

If you could redesign the human body...

If you could redesign the human body...

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