YO WTF YO i just got this hotty waitress' number from moxies:

[MetaMan]

YO so im at fuckin moxies over here eatin chick and grits. and this waitress comes up to me and asked if i wanted to sample their "mini BLT sandwiches" and i was like "YOOOOOO bitch how bout some of my cock meat sandwhich?"

then i pulled my cock out for under the table and rested it on my lap. she looked at me with a big O face and was like "that meal is big enough for an appetizer dinner AND desert".

when the bill came it had her number on it. thats how a REAL PLAYAH does it.

WHOS A PIMP? ME

[Quagmire]

[pimpware]

sorry, no pics no pimp

[Iron Fist]

Another fake thread from MetaMan? GASP!

[MetaMan]

sorry, no pics no pimp

what do you think?

[MetaMan]

this bitch was like B2K everytime her booty hit the floor it was like BUMP BUMP BUMP.

[CaptainHowdy]

That doesn't look sanitary...