Some guy at Mcdonalds tried to jack me a Mcnugget:

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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682
    #1

    Some guy at Mcdonalds tried to jack me a Mcnugget:

    So do you know what i did?

    i jumped the friggin counter and shoved a burger right in his face.

    my buddy gave me high 5 and we walked out of the place without paying.

    you should of seen the look on this kids face!

    PWNED!
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    • Iron Fist
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2006
      • 23400
      #2
      You have a good imagination.... move along now.
      i like waffles

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        • d-null
          . . .
          • Apr 2007
          • 13724
          #3
          Originally posted by sharphead
          You have a good imagination.... move along now.
          the cold winter Calgary air must be getting the people a little on edge lately, not like they have a long summer to look forward to after

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133986
              #4
              I would have loaded up on some of those fillet o fish before jumping the counter

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                • Fat Panda
                  Porn is Dead. Move along.
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 13296
                  #5
                  such a dandy

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                    • rock-reed
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                      • May 2005
                      • 1892
                      #6
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                        • Sarah_Jayne
                          Now with more Jayne
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 40077
                          #7
                          sure you did

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                            • CunningStunt
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 5594
                              #8
                              Anyone else have have a woody over this story?

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                                • Max_PuZcash
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                                  • Nov 2009
                                  • 575
                                  #9
                                  hmmm... really?

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                                    • Deej
                                      I make pixels work
                                      • Jun 2005
                                      • 24386
                                      #10
                                      slightly more amusing than the "selling my porn sites for GF" but still lacking...

                                      bring back the big dick swangin hip cat... leave the unthoguhtful unwitty square at the door...


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                                          • Mar 2006
                                          • 50945
                                          #11
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                                            • John-ACWM
                                              Work Work Work
                                              • Nov 2008
                                              • 20060
                                              #12
                                              I was just thinking about a McDonald 'treat' but I'm afraid I have to pay ...

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                                                • Platinumpimp
                                                  Logos and such.
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 10214
                                                  #13
                                                  Hey Meta, show us some more of your great designs instead of talking about nuggets.
                                                  I design logo's.

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                                                    • Naechy
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Sep 2007
                                                      • 6497
                                                      #14
                                                      That Mcnugget
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                                                        • natas
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                          • 3377
                                                          #15
                                                          nice

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                                                            • NBBCash Matze
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Oct 2009
                                                              • 1368
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Spunky
                                                              I would have loaded up on some of those fillet o fish before jumping the counter
                                                              damn you know how they work in those McDonalds branches.
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                                                                • MetaMan
                                                                  I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                  • 28682
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I woke up to the fucking cops at my door. turns out they got my license plate. this kid is charging me for assault? im gonna go kick his fucking ass today and we will see about that.

                                                                  see you fags when people fuck with me i go handle it, you fags post on GFY and wonder why your girl is over getting her pussy pounded. then when she comes home your all like "Meta why is my girlfriends pussy loose?" why? because she got hit by a real fucking man.

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                                                                    • NetHorse
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                                      • 3526
                                                                      #18
                                                                      That's weak sauce you Canadian cooter, this was me yesterday.



                                                                      YALL MOTHER FUCKERS BEST BE GIVING ME MAH MOTHER FUCKING FOOD, AND YALL BETTA NOT FUCK IT UP
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                                                                        • onetwo
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                                                                          • Jun 2009
                                                                          • 501
                                                                          #19
                                                                          sure you did
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                                                                            • BillyHoe
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 2214
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by NetHorse
                                                                              That's weak sauce you Canadian cooter, this was me yesterday.



                                                                              YALL MOTHER FUCKERS BEST BE GIVING ME MAH MOTHER FUCKING FOOD, AND YALL BETTA NOT FUCK IT UP
                                                                              That's fucked up.

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                                                                                • epitome
                                                                                  So Fucking Lame
                                                                                  • Jun 2009
                                                                                  • 12156
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                  I woke up to the fucking cops at my door. turns out they got my license plate. this kid is charging me for assault? im gonna go kick his fucking ass today and we will see about that.

                                                                                  see you fags when people fuck with me i go handle it, you fags post on GFY and wonder why your girl is over getting her pussy pounded. then when she comes home your all like "Meta why is my girlfriends pussy loose?" why? because she got hit by a real fucking man.
                                                                                  Hey, look at the positive side...

                                                                                  You don't get laid now, but at least you will in prison!

                                                                                  We will no longer be subjected to your "I can't get laid because [insert MetaMan's 4,000 reasons here]" threads.

                                                                                  If this retarded, not-funny story is really true then you are 10x a bigger dumb ass than I ever had you pegged for. Only you would be dumb enough to go up against a minimum wage slacker who didn't even fuck up your order -- the guy in the kitchen did.

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                                                                                    • Jman
                                                                                      Already an AI veteran
                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                      • 22838
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      If you jumped the counter, what side where you on the begin with... Even if you work at Mcdonalds, it doesn't make you the owner of every mc nugget in the joint ;-)
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                                                                                        • MetaMan
                                                                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                          • 28682
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Jean-Francois
                                                                                          If you jumped the counter, what side where you on the begin with... Even if you work at Mcdonalds, it doesn't make you the owner of every mc nugget in the joint ;-)
                                                                                          HEY !!!

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