No there isnt :( You have said this, Infact, it was myself that said this at the start of the thread & for you to stick to the thread, Now your just a broken record :Oh crap

There is also plenty of good news with all of people getting together and trying to save the whales! :thumbsup A story of human kindness. :winkwink:



Why do you not understand what I meant by the "thongs showing"?
Are you in the adult business or not?

Would someone like to explain to Damian about Whaletails please :thumbsup

I know, A few of us have realised it happens nearly every year. They must do something about it as its a really awful sight! :Oh crap


I was thinking it could have something to do with some radar or sonar system on land around that area pulling them in, but it sounds a bit stupid, I dont know. It seems stupid the whales not noticing they are going inland. There must be something for some reason.

that's a huge number of whales died!OMG!

No, you made a sick joke about the price of soap going up. I am sticking to the thread by asking you why you think the death of 125 whales is a joking matter.

Gary, this natural disaster isn't funny and this isn't the place for your sick humour.

And a whale is not a BBW. It is an affiliate who sends you lots of joins or a surfer who spends a lot with you.

No wonder you don't know that. You've never seen either.

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Its not a "natural disaster". Thats like hurricanes, blizzards or volcanos, you bloody idiot. :1orglaugh

The whales that have died in New Zealand is a serious problem. Of which needs sorting out! Would you like to help the problem or hinder? :Oh crap

There you are, another type of whale. And it doesnt have to be an affiliate. You get whales in all businesses. :thumbsup

But great news!



A women said "One of the cows even gave birth to a calf almost immediately after being refloated" :thumbsup

Right, so why are you making sick jokes about it? Do you think their deaths are amusing in some way?

I think you are horrible making jokes about the price of soap when 125 whales die. You sick man.

No idea what this sentence means?

No idea what you mean. I am not an affiliate, I don't spend a fortune on webcams, I have a 32" waist.

So how am I a whale Gary?

What doesn't have to be an affiliate?

You really are thick :1orglaugh

Whats your waist size got to do with anything? When did I say you were a whale? :1orglaugh

I said that you had thought of another type of whale. The type that spends lots of money.

Maybe if you get off your pedalstool and understand that most people are not as fucked up as you. The world is a caring place.

Now fuck off as I am bored of talking about the same thing, over and over and over and over. You do sound like a broken record. :thumbsup

Hun, I didn't think of that.

It's a well known term by anyone in the industry.

So, why do you think it's funny to joke about whales dying? You still haven't answered me.

You idiot. Its not just this industry. Here you go again, up your own arse :1orglaugh

A whale is a person that spends lots of money in any business :thumbsup

Why are you only now seeming to be interested in the lives of a whale. Dont come and preach bollocks to me, weasel. Your compassion is bullshit, your the lowest grade of crap. :Oh crap

I know, darling. I told you that when you said you thought a whale was a BBW. Bless you, forgotten already. Must be the meds. You said I had invented this term, when it's been well known for years.

I have no interest in the lives of whales. I just wonder why you think it is acceptable to post sick jokes about them. Do you think their deaths are funny? Or are you just trying to get views to your post by using a misleading title?

Its ironic how you always use sarcasm when you feel that you have nothing else to say.
So over this thread, we have established that the word whale is used for a BBW, a type of mammal, a person that spends lots of money, or a sexy sight of some thongs sticking out of some jeans.


You still didnt answer why you thought it was funny to make a joke of anyone from Prague? :Oh crap

Careful, you may create a "natural" disaster!

That isn't even vaguely close to the meaning of irony. Here, let me school ya:

Irony is a situation, literary technique or rhetorical device, in which there is an incongruity, discordance or unintended connection that goes beyond the most evident meaning. It is the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite.

NB nothing about rain on your wedding day.

Please post a link to where I ever made a joke about people from Prague.

I do not think it is funny to make a joke about (yes, about, not of as you tried) where anyone is born.

You, however, post jokes about dead whales and refuse to explain why you think that is OK.

You are wrong in the head man. True story.

thats sad :(

I dont need a lesson on irony, "nothing "like" rain on your wedding day". When your trying to give a lesson, please teacher, do get it right or shut the fuck up.

As I said before, Its ironic how you get sarcastic when you have nothing else to say while your trolling a thread. On one of your threads you had said previously that it was myself linching your threads. Come on Weasel. Your an idiot.
Its ironic how everything you say about myself, you do, yourself.

1 of your posts said something about myself sounding like I was from Prague. When you thought I was trying to be posh.
Seriously, your making this thread into a joke. Now who is wrong in the head.

Check back over the thread, if you can find a comment made from yourself that is useful or concerning these whales, then Im wrong, however, I have made good fact and pleased that many whales were saved including the new baby calf that was born.


Now, no more crap. Lets stick to the thread with something usefull to try and help with the problem next year.
What reason do they go beached and how can we stop it happening?

Well you very clearly do, as you are using the word incorrectly.

I was referencing the famous Alanis Morrisette song called Ironic. In the song, she lists lots of things and says they are ironic, when none of them are ironic. The chorus goes:

"It's like rain, on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures"

This reference is amusing, because you mentioned something that was IN NO WAY ironic as being ironic. Like the song. Which is why I mentioned the song.

All of that will be way over your pretty little head though.

No, that isn't at all ironic. Aren't you listening?

Now THAT is ironic. You are calling me an idiot, whilst using the wrong version of you're.

"You're an idiot" is what you should have put.

Again, not ironic. Or accurate.

Oh and saying myself instead of me makes you sound like a dick.

poor guys, that's so sad. There's not enough whales left after all those years of undiscriminated whaling and now this.

Yeah, it's really sad isn't it. As if they haven't had it hard enough!

Please read what you wrote, what I wrote & then what you wrote and realise, when giving a lesson to me, of which I know that track very well, who is the dick?

Im glad you have made a positive comment about the whales & that it is sad for hundreds to die. Good for you! :thumbsup



@ czarina, it certainly is an awful situation. I think they could maybe build a sand wall? Maybe this could help a third of a mile from the coast? Expensive but worthwhile! :2 cents:

Oh bless you for trying.

I said:

"nothing about rain on your wedding day."

I was showing you that in the wiki definition of irony, which you still don't understand, there is no mention of rain on your wedding day. I wasn't quoting the song, or I would have used quotation marks.

You see, a joke is funnier when it is just alluded to rather than obviously pointed out. But I guess if your reading age is 9 then I will have to step my shit down a notch so you can at least keep up with HOW I am taking the piss out of you. Then you get a chance I guess.

My bad.

:thumbsup


Its ok, lets now try to save the world & the whales :2 cents:

You mean like a beach? Good idea :thumbsup

:1orglaugh lol... I meant like a reef. In the UK, we have manmade surf reefs built specifically to make larger surf waves for the surfers. The distance is only a few metres wide and has only a height of a foot or so under the water. This would perform the job well. :thumbsup

Bugger :(