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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46923

    #1

    As of tomorrow, I can legally.......

    As of tomorrow I can legally fuck girls that are half my age.

    When I told this to my fiance, she just laughed.....But she didn't say no.
  • Marcus Aurelius
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    • Apr 2003
    • 14809

    #2
    36 huh.. Happy early birthday.

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    • L-Pink
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      • Mar 2005
      • 39151

      #3
      That's a pretty funny line but much to late for me to steal.

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      • EscortBiz
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        #4
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        • baddog
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          • Apr 2001
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          #5
          That is because you are not married yet. She can always back out.

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          • AaronM
            GFY Royality ;)
            • Oct 2001
            • 46923

            #6
            Originally posted by baddog
            That is because you are not married yet. She can always back out.

            She could but you and I both know she won't.

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            • Barefootsies
              Choice is an Illusion
              • Feb 2005
              • 42635

              #7
              Originally posted by AaronM
              When I told this to my fiance, she just laughed.....But she didn't say no.
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              • Eric
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                • Dec 2000
                • 8818

                #8
                Welcome to the club
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                • Loch
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                  • Feb 2002
                  • 7674

                  #9
                  1 year to go for me

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                  • Vendzilla
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                    • Mar 2004
                    • 23200

                    #10
                    Happy birthday tomorrow, I'm not allowed to date women younger than 5 years older than my daughter, it's an agreement we have, renegotiate when she hits 30!
                    Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                    think about that

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                    • Manowar
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                      • Dec 2003
                      • 71528

                      #11
                      that is a milestone and a half. have a good day

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                      • AaronM
                        GFY Royality ;)
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 46923

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Loch
                        1 year to go for me

                        So in Vancouver that make you what??? 27?

                        http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNew...hub=TopStories

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                        • pornguy
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                          • Mar 2003
                          • 62912

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Vendzilla
                          Happy birthday tomorrow, I'm not allowed to date women younger than 5 years older than my daughter, it's an agreement we have, renegotiate when she hits 30!
                          I was going to say, at some point thats going to get nasty.
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                          • Loch
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                            • Feb 2002
                            • 7674

                            #14
                            Originally posted by AaronM
                            So in Vancouver that make you what??? 27?

                            http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNew...hub=TopStories
                            Perv lol

                            Guess im stuck at 18 yo for just about everything after being in the production business for 10 years.
                            And yes i have actually been giving out 2257 since day one, just blocked in the beginning.

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                            • ganjaman
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                              • Jan 2002
                              • 2292

                              #15
                              in many eyes you are pedo ...

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                              • Spunky
                                I need a beer
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 133986

                                #16
                                Happy birthday

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                                • AaronM
                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 46923

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by ganjaman
                                  in many eyes you are pedo ...

                                  In everybody's eyes, you are trolling under yet another fake nic.

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                                  • Tjeezers
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                                    • Mar 2007
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                                    #18
                                    Happy Birthday, and best wishes!

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                                    • ganjaman
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 2292

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by AaronM
                                      In everybody's eyes, you are trolling under yet another fake nic.
                                      you did not get the point ... there are many people who will say you are pedo only cause you are dating girl old half years as you ... doesnt matter if you are 80 ... k?

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                                      • AaronM
                                        GFY Royality ;)
                                        • Oct 2001
                                        • 46923

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by ganjaman
                                        you did not get the point ... there are many people who will say you are pedo only cause you are dating girl old half years as you ... doesnt matter if you are 80 ... k?

                                        Who said anything about dating them?

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                                        • fatfoo
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                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 27763

                                          #21
                                          I respect those people who follow age of consent laws.
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                                          • raven1083
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                                            #22
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                                            • NaughtyRob
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                                              #23
                                              Happy Birthday man.
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                                              • ArsewithClass
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Mar 2007
                                                • 7957

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by AaronM
                                                As of tomorrow I can legally fuck girls that are half my age.

                                                When I told this to my fiance, she just laughed.....But she didn't say no.
                                                But would you want to?

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                                                • AaronM
                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 46923

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by ArsewithClass
                                                  But would you want to?

                                                  Any straight male who says no to this question is a fucking liar. This is why "teen porn" has always been such a huge niche on the anonymous Internet.

                                                  That being said, a pair of 18's couldn't drag me away from what I already have.
                                                  Last edited by AaronM; 12-27-2009, 08:14 AM.

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                                                  • TurboAngel
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                                                    • Jun 2003
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                                                    #26
                                                    Happy B-Day my love!

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                                                    • Chosen
                                                      • Aug 2001
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                                                      #27
                                                      Happy Birthday

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                                                      • boneprone
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                                                        • Jan 2001
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                                                        #28
                                                        Damn Man.. We are getting old. Sounds so dirty.
                                                        I was thinking the same way just a few months ago.

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                                                        • selena
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                                                          • Aug 2004
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                                                          #29
                                                          Happiest of days to you, Aaron!

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                                                          • Ross
                                                            Ik ben een aap
                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                            • 18874

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by AaronM
                                                            Who said anything about dating them?
                                                            Yeah no shit, don't be throwing words in the guys mouth.. he's getting his freak on!

                                                            Happy Birthday Aaron, hope to see you in a couple weeks. I'll confirm when I find out my plans.

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                                                            • dallasnovelty
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                                                              • Aug 2009
                                                              • 1056

                                                              #31
                                                              Happy Birthday Man.
                                                              I want to adhere to my Uncles rules. "Why date 1 girl your age when you could date 2 half your age"
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                                                              • JarvisEncoding
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                                                                • Nov 2009
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                                                                #32
                                                                Hi AaronM,
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                                                                • nation-x
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                                                                  • Mar 2004
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                  Any straight male who says no to this question is a fucking liar. This is why "teen porn" has always been such a huge niche on the anonymous Internet.

                                                                  That being said, a pair of 18's couldn't drag me away from what I already have.
                                                                  The problem I have is that you can't get them to shut up and they can't fuck worth a shit. The last time I had an 18 yo I ruined her for life... True story... she told me so later. I am 40 now.

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                                                                  • Wizzo
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                                                                    • Nov 2000
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    I think that officially makes you part of the Dirty Oldman Club...
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                                                                    • andrej_NDC
                                                                      Registered User
                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                      • 7760

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I thought you are older than that...damn, I will be there soon, too.


                                                                      Well, not that soon...but 30 is almost the same as 39 to me. The number 3 fucks it all up.

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                                                                      • jimmy-3-way
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                                                                        • Jun 2001
                                                                        • 3861

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by nation-x
                                                                        The last time I had an 18 yo I ruined her for life... True story... she told me so later.

                                                                        Gave her the Herp, huh?
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                                                                        • ArsewithClass
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Mar 2007
                                                                          • 7957

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                          Any straight male who says no to this question is a fucking liar. This is why "teen porn" has always been such a huge niche on the anonymous Internet.

                                                                          That being said, a pair of 18's couldn't drag me away from what I already have.
                                                                          Bullshit. I shoot porn, I look at porn & obviously we all sell porn. Some may like teen porn but half the girls that are on the teen sites are 20plus and the younger girls I do not find that appealing.

                                                                          I would much rather a woman in her late twenties!

                                                                          Nice one for your vouch for your lady

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                                                                          • LiveDose
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                                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                                            • 25792

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Yeah I've had that license for two years now. Yet to use it...

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                                                                            • fatfoo
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                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 27763

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by ArsewithClass
                                                                              Bullshit. I shoot porn, I look at porn & obviously we all sell porn. Some may like teen porn but half the girls that are on the teen sites are 20plus and the younger girls I do not find that appealing.

                                                                              I would much rather a woman in her late twenties!

                                                                              Nice one for your vouch for your lady
                                                                              Bullshit is right. It's too hard to guess how people get off nowadays. Some people get off on being complemented. Some people get off on being insulted. Some people get off on being hit with a whip. Other people get off on hitting with a whip. Some people jerk off. Some people cry, "No! I don't wanna fuck at all. It hurts too much."
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                                                                              • fl_prn_str
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                                                                                • Aug 2004
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by nation-x
                                                                                The problem I have is that you can't get them to shut up and they can't fuck worth a shit. The last time I had an 18 yo I ruined her for life... True story... she told me so later. I am 40 now.
                                                                                now your the teacher....get an ipod......two rules i dont break

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                                                                                • Agent 488
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                                                                                  • Feb 2006
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  no one cares who you are anymore man.

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                                                                                  • AaronM
                                                                                    GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                                    • 46923

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Agent 488
                                                                                    no one cares who you are anymore man.


                                                                                    As if anybody ever did.

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                                                                                    • sexuallyhealed
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                                      • 532

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                      my fiance,


                                                                                      you fail

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                                                                                      • AaronM
                                                                                        GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                                        • 46923

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by sexuallyhealed
                                                                                        you fail
                                                                                        You troll.

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                                                                                        • Farang
                                                                                          one sick puppy
                                                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                                                          • 11713

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          damn I'm so young
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                                                                                          • lesbodojo
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                                                                                            #46
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                                                                                            • JP-pornshooter
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                                                                                              • Sep 2006
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              dirty old man...

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                                                                                              • nation-x
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                                                                                                • Mar 2004
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
                                                                                                Gave her the Herp, huh?
                                                                                                No... none of the young guys she was dating could give her 10 orgasms and could only last a short while.

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                                                                                                • jimmy-3-way
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                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                  • 3861

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by nation-x
                                                                                                  No... none of the young guys she was dating could give her 10 orgasms and could only last a short while.
                                                                                                  I love when guys say shit like this because it's so fucking pointless. Why would you put in work with an 18 year old chick, no matter what she'll be dumping you for a bartender or guitar player in no time. Romancing an 18 y.o. is like remodeling a rental.

                                                                                                  Who fucking cares how many times any chick cums? If I need to get her off 10x to make her happy, fuck that. I already have a full time job.
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                                                                                                  • JenniDahling
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                                                                                                    • Jul 2005
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Happy Bday "old" man

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