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  • theone
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2002
    • 145
    #1

    I'm horny and need some bad...

    i've been classifed, by myself, as a nymph. my girlfriend left me because i needed it four times a day. she couldn't hang so now i'm left hangin. no more prissy nice girls for me, i want a hoeish slut. what am i to do?
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    • MrPopup
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2002
      • 3783
      #2
      Originally posted by theone
      i want a hoeish slut. what am i to do?
      Call your mom up.
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        • salsbury
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2002
          • 1070
          #3
          get out your wallet.

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            • WhatAboutBob?
              Registered User
              • Dec 2002
              • 66
              #4
              Buy one of those latex life size dolls.
              Long live Bob!

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                • playa
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 6432
                  #5
                  put lipstick and fake hair on your hand

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                    • sherbert
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 470
                      #6
                      Buy a balaclava and some leather gloves.
                      sdfsdfsdvgf

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                        • WiredGuy
                          Pounding Googlebot
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 34512
                          #7
                          Originally posted by theone
                          i've been classifed, by myself, as a nymph. my girlfriend left me because i needed it four times a day. she couldn't hang so now i'm left hangin. no more prissy nice girls for me, i want a hoeish slut. what am i to do?
                          Right hand, Left hand, Right foot, Left foot. Repeat each day.

                          WG
                          I play with Google.

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                            • asuna
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2002
                              • 8743
                              #8
                              Originally posted by playa
                              put lipstick and fake hair on your hand

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                                • theone
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 145
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by MrPopup


                                  Call your mom up.
                                  moms is last resort, hopefully i wont have to go that route again.
                                  Last edited by theone; 12-17-2002, 11:26 AM.
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                                    • freeones
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 3406
                                      #10
                                      http://www.cat69.com/

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                                        • Eric
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2000
                                          • 8818
                                          #11
                                          Time to turn to a Pornstar
                                          No One

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                                            • Jamdin
                                              Registered User
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 3560
                                              #12
                                              Guys can't be nymphs but they can be satyrs unless your a gay guy then you can be one fucked up drag-queen nymph

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                                                • jreaka
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                  • 1096
                                                  #13
                                                  find a "escort service"

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                                                    • Kris
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                      • 940
                                                      #14
                                                      you need my neighbor. she a nympho. i can guarantee her if you're in texas.
                                                      I am the walrus.

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                                                        • theone
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 145
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Kris
                                                          you need my neighbor. she a nympho. i can guarantee her if you're in texas.
                                                          post a pic, that may be all i need.
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                                                            • Pornwolf
                                                              Drunk and Unruly
                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                              • 22712
                                                              #16
                                                              Somtimes it's comforting to know there are others with the same problem I have.
                                                              I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                              Webair, bitches.

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                                                                • 1er
                                                                  Registered User
                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 10
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Hard to get laid when ya don't know the difference between a dick and a vagina...like us newbies do!

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