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  • stile
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2001
    • 600

    #1

    biggest moron ever

    BERLIN, Germany -- A 34 year old auto-worker was rushed to the emergency ward this weekend when his genitals started to suffer from necropsy. The unidentified man had a strange fetish for an extreme form of genital chastity which stopped the blood flow to his testicles and penis for more than four days.

    The married father of four claimed he enjoyed the constriction caused by the pipe-fitting rings used in valves at the assembly plant where he worked, and that his wife had no idea about his strange liking. He is quoted as saying that he would leave them on for days at a time and usually had no problem removing them. Unable to get the device off his genitals the man went to a friends home who was also unable to remove the metal rings.

    Complaining of loss of sensation he then went to the local hospital where a shocked and horrified medical team had to call in a locksmith to blast the homemade vice open. After four hours of drilling the device was removed, and doctors are still not certain if the mans genitals will have to be removed due to onset of gangrene.

    Guess who got the pictures e-mailed to him this morning? You guessed it... Viewer discretion is advised.
  • Seaz
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 773

    #2
    Holly Fucking Shit that stuff is Fucked up! Some people should not be allowed to have dicks

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    • Turboface
      Back in Black
      • Mar 2002
      • 9976

      #3
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      • Roald
        SecretFriends.com
        • May 2001
        • 27910

        #4
        Aaaaaauuuuuwwwww that must hurt


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        • little-me
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2002
          • 182

          #5
          His wife will from now on carry this sign

          The secret of greatness is simple: do better work than any other man in your field - and keep on doing it.

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          • SpaceAce
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2002
            • 6493

            #6
            Originally posted by Seaz
            Holly Fucking Shit that stuff is Fucked up! Some people should not be allowed to have dicks
            LOLOL

            "A dick is a privilege, not a right!"

            SpaceAce

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            • Babaganoosh
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              • Nov 2001
              • 15841

              #7
              Oh shit. What a freak.
              I like pie.

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              • Alky
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2002
                • 5651

                #8
                thats a kinky mother fucker right there.

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                • bryany
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 2037

                  #9
                  watch, its turns into a top selling niche

                  ya ya, I'll fill this in later...

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                  • exspamr
                    Registered User
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 1427

                    #10
                    the fact that his wife didnt know anything about it for 4 days just proves how good your sex life gets after marriage

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                    • [The Leader]
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 1026

                      #11
                      That's fake, SEG shot those pics.



                      sick shit
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                      • funkmaster
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Sep 2001
                        • 7938

                        #12
                        "That's fake, SEG shot those pics."

                        ... cut the crap, it still hurts like mad !!

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