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Overload

12-09-2009 08:40 AM

und warum lernen so wenig US webmaster DEUTSCH?
and how come so few US webmasters learn GERMAN?

Loch	12-09-2009 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Overload (Post 16629418)

und warum lernen so wenig US webmaster DEUTSCH?
and how come so few US webmasters learn GERMAN?

Be glad they don?t :thumbsup
Gives you more opportunities in your market

Much like this guy is after ESL people I?m sure you have seen how funny US webmasters are when they hire a twit to translate into Danish/French/Deutsch and the likes, with Zero chance if finding the mistakes :1orglaugh

Overload

12-09-2009 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Loch (Post 16629433)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh ... bingo :thumbsup

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE

12-09-2009 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16628877)

Exactly which part of FUCK OFF don't you get?

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Agent 488

12-09-2009 09:47 AM

sounds like you hit another milestone of failure on your road to country music failure.

CruelMedia

12-09-2009 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by bobby666 (Post 16629229)

were is the broplem?

aaahhahaha.. lma:1orglaugho..

KILL_FRENZY

12-09-2009 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16628276)

Nobody is going to click on your links if they read like

NOTHING LOOKING MORE NATURALLY THAN NICE GIRL WHO PEE

To most American consumers, this language says

I AM A FOREIGNER FROM A LAWLESS COUTRY WHO WANTS TO YOU CON YOU INTO GIVING UP YOUR CC AND BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS SO I CAN EMPTY THEM BY CLOSE OF BUSINESS TOMORROW AND THEN SEND YOU UNSOLICITED FARM SEX AND KIDDIE PORN SPAM 50 TIMES A DAY FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY SO I CAN FUCK YOU SOME MORE. I ASS FUCK YOU REAL LONG TIME.

Oh wow, are you saying Plummer-Joe is a paranoid chauvinist?
Writers are essential in a good business but American English is considered by the British...a dialect of sorts.
Also Plummer-Joe writes poorly: COUTRY = COUNTRY, there's an extra YOU in there and EMPTY THEM BY CLOSE OF BUSINESS TOMORROW doesn't ring quite right.

Oh and before you ask, I'm gonna drag my sorry-ass carcass to a big cliff and jump off it just for you :)

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life

12-09-2009 10:30 AM

my spun content reads better than this...

PenisFace

12-09-2009 10:45 AM

My highest earning single page mainstream site (fuck you im not linking it damnit) is FULL of spelling errors and grammar problemo's. So long as you just come across as a north american who can't spell, people will trust you. If you type like a russian who's still taking second grade english class, people will run away.

Also, I've noticed no real conversion ratio differences between sites with 100% perfect spelling and grammar, and sites with less than stellar writing. So long as you sound like you're from NA, people will come, and buy shit. Useless shit like funny tshirts and coffee cups... Is there anything people won't buy? :helpme

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