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Old 12-08-2009, 11:38 PM   #1
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Affiliate Programs... With Shitty Pics

Ok,
If your promotional images are tinted yellow, green or red...
If they are so pixelated that it is hard to see the models face...
If your promotional pics are 150x150 pixels...
If your promotional pics have your watermark right in the center or your images
or
If your promotional pics look like they were taken with a 1 megapixel camera

Why the fuck are you Suprised that you do not
A.) convert
B.) Get rejected by adult indexes because your content is shit
C.) Find that your chargeback ratio is through the fucking roof.

I mean, seriously GET A FUCKING CLUE!

Don't be a cheap ass, learn photoshop to adjust colors, etc, get a better camera. Fuck! Even Target has 4 megapixel cameras for 99.95. Idiots! You know who you are.
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Old 12-09-2009, 12:12 AM   #2
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I'm sure they know who they are, but I don't... care to enlighten?
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Old 12-09-2009, 12:20 AM   #3
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In some cases, it's that raw and super amateur look that sells.

Know your market, because sometimes this is exactly what you need.
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Old 12-09-2009, 01:10 AM   #4
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In some cases, it's that raw and super amateur look that sells.

Know your market, because sometimes this is exactly what you need.
don't get me wrong, i am not taking about "self shot" sites, etc. I am talking about images, and image quality

if site a and b are the same, but the image quality of site b is way better. Of course the surfer will join with site b. After all, the whole purpose that surfers join is for the orgasm, and maybe stuff for his or her "personal stash". I don't think the average porn surfer goes to a shitty pic and says to himself "god, that pic is all blurry and pixelated so bad, I don't even know what her pussy looks like." "But I fucking really DIG that shitty image quality, I am joining this site, right now!!!!" Um yeah... really?
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Old 12-09-2009, 03:55 AM   #5
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don't get me wrong, i am not taking about "self shot" sites, etc. I am talking about images, and image quality

if site a and b are the same, but the image quality of site b is way better. Of course the surfer will join with site b. After all, the whole purpose that surfers join is for the orgasm, and maybe stuff for his or her "personal stash". I don't think the average porn surfer goes to a shitty pic and says to himself "god, that pic is all blurry and pixelated so bad, I don't even know what her pussy looks like." "But I fucking really DIG that shitty image quality, I am joining this site, right now!!!!" Um yeah... really?
Then you are right!
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Old 12-09-2009, 06:55 AM   #6
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Old 12-09-2009, 06:56 AM   #7
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