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Deej · 12-08-2009, 02:45 PM

Just got this in an email and actually thought it was funny. 1 in a 1000

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Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.

Classic!

Penthouse Tony · 12-08-2009, 03:07 PM

Had to be a fake or a heavy secured gutter.

Intrinsic · 12-08-2009, 03:09 PM

ahaha this ones good too

Deej · 12-08-2009, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF

Had to be a fake or a heavy secured gutter.

ive seen some heavy duty gutters and ive also made some rather light fake peoples(halloween)

I dont see this at all implausible ...

Maybe YOU have weak gutters

Say its funny sagi... SAYS ITS FUNNY!

Meeper · 12-08-2009, 04:33 PM

ROFL thats completely awesome.

Roby · 12-08-2009, 04:37 PM

looks like criminal

GAMMA303 · 12-08-2009, 04:59 PM

haha awesome!

Great idea!

CynBabes · 12-08-2009, 05:02 PM

I've seen some similar in my area, except it was santa hanging, not a person

jvela666 · 12-08-2009, 05:06 PM

he looks puerto rican!

BillyHoe · 12-08-2009, 05:13 PM

and that's the reason why I refuse to hang lights off the roof.

CYF · 12-08-2009, 05:14 PM

haha those are great

Peter Romero · 12-08-2009, 06:06 PM

OMFG! I L.O.L.d!

aubreythree · 12-08-2009, 07:23 PM

dangerous!

SleazyDream · 12-08-2009, 07:24 PM

oh my god that is AWESOME!!!!

Matt 26z · 12-08-2009, 08:00 PM

This almost happened to me when I was 13 or 14. The roof was a sheet of ice and I was hanging onto a rope to keep from sliding off. At one point I let go of the rope because I couldn't get the lights on and I slid down. Luckily I was able to get my foot into the gutter.

DonX · 12-08-2009, 08:01 PM

pornguy · 12-08-2009, 08:13 PM

I recall a year or two back a buch of people did that and a lot of towns passed ordinances against it because of the calls for rescue and police.

aimeesweet · 12-08-2009, 08:30 PM

That's funny!

joefriday · 12-08-2009, 09:03 PM

LOL , that is funny as hell

jtrade · 12-08-2009, 10:03 PM

haha i got that in my email today

Iron Fist · 12-08-2009, 10:06 PM

Awesome

LoveSandra · 12-08-2009, 10:24 PM

great

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