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Too old to care
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How did you lose your virginity?
This could be fun. So tell us how you lost your cherry, if you think it worth sharing.
I will go first. I was dating another girl in the same class at school as myself and we were meant to go to a party at the weekend. Sadly she upset her Dad who grounded her and I went on my own. Later that night after 2-4 beers I was talking to another girl in our class and we went upstairs and one thing led to another and I lost my virginity. Stupidly thinking she would keep quiet about it. The following Monday morning she more or less announced it to the class she had screwed me Saturday night. My GF promptly dumped me, told me she was going to do it with me when the chance arose and it was nearly a year before I got another chance. With a new GF. The moral of this story is don't let the little head rule the big one. |
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I AM WEB 2.0
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i put my penis in a vagina.
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During winter sports holidays, in an elevator, it went thru the garbage room and it ended outdoors, in the snow...
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So Fucking What
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At age 13, I rode my bike over 20 miles to bang a girl I met at summer camp. I was nervous and only had a semi chub but still squeezed it in. Didnt bust a nut but it was still fun and memorable.
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I had sexual relations
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"Assassins"
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partners.sexier.com
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very nice, in bad...
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#8 |
So Fucking Banned
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i dont remember but my ass hurt so much next morning
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#9 |
So Fucking Banned
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I had sex.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Prison and prison again...
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on a picnic chair in the desert when I was 11
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never happened
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Downshifter
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pretty much it. THo i really wanted that.
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Confirmed Brat
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Classically. In the backseat of a souped up '72 Chevelle with Van Halen blaring.
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I'm here for SPORT
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OK, I'll be honest.
I was 16, fat and didn't want to date anyone in my home town for fear of drama, so i got a hotel room in the city an hour away from my small town and ordered a hooker. Black girl came. she was hot, about 25. I did her two times. Fucked for about an hour. I was nervous and had trouble cumming. She wasn't impressed, she wanted me to cum in like 5 mins. That still rarely ever happens with me. I had paid her for 3 times but she was worn out at 2. She didn't refund the difference. I was too scared to ask for it back... if that happened now she WOULD refund 1/3 or leave via the window. A deal's a deal....
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Too old to care
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Pity you don't have a better memory.
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do you have them both?
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Ok, Post Pics that it never happend, else it happened
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So Fucking Banned
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in prison by a big black dude.
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I slipped and fell in...
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Too old to care
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So Fucking Banananananas
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I just turned 14 and spent the summer playing "truth or dare" with my friend who was 13 and two neighborhood girls that were the same age and some other kids, but usually tried to get them to go away so we could have fun with the girls.
I wanted to get on this brunette one so we would prearrange the dares when it came our turn... pretty obvious considering it would be like "i dare you to eat some leaves and mud" then next would be "i dare you to blow johnny" ![]() Anyway, got to the girls turn and my friend Jimmy gave her two ridiculous dares and the other one was to "have me put the tip of my dick into her vag" and without hesitation she said "ok, sure" Meanwhile, we were doing all of this in a tree house that we took over from some other kids in the woods by our house. So the three others climbed down the tree house and just me and her... conveniently i just had a condom on me and proceeded with doing the deed. i remember she asked me if wanted to make out a little first, so we did and i was still hella nervous. She ended up just bending over doggie style and I tossed it in and she proceeded to back up a little until I "hit a wall" I asked her "do you want to go all the way?" and she said "yes, but be slow" and WHAM! I think everyone within a 10 mile radius heard her scream from that tree house that day... not to mention the blood stain on beige colored rug we had. That was the last time she ever came up for truth or dare, but we did hook up a few times after that. My friend Jimmy got a thrashing from one girls dad because he over heard her talking to a friend on the phone about how she was getting felt up and forced to give him a BJ in the woods ![]() ![]()
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I'm still a virgin.
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Just Du It
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My mom said I was a good kisser...
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The 19 year old female babysitter did it when I was 12.
Next time was when I was 15 and after 22 years she's still here with me today. |
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damn no bullshit?
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Click on my TCG signature
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Pay It Forward
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alien abducted me
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I was scared shitless for 3 years in a row. I thought I made her pregnant (in my mind) at that age.
5 years ago I heard she was the neigbourhood slut, that kind of killed the entire experience. (I'm not with that babysitter today, it's an other girl I met 3 years later that I still have today) |
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I AM WEB 2.0
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jerked off while listening to Dr Ruth on the radio
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So Fucking Banned
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I wonder if she (babysitter) has a facebook kind of profile today. I know she's married now to a guy that has a company plastering walls and stuff (her parents arranged her marriage and she was not allowed to go out and party back then at all. Real religious folks...) |
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too cool for highschool
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I'm saving myself for the right girl
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With 12 years with my classmate in her apartment.
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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me too, I have a LOT saved up
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I'm here for SPORT
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I did it with the neighborhood slut who was doing it with every guy in the neighborhood. I mean ANYONE. All you had to do was ask and her legs would spread wide open. I miss her. We've lost touch since then. Last I heard she married some dork named Paul and moved to the Czech Republic. :-)
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i fucked my girl
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backseat of a friends, friends car...
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with a way older woman.
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Show Yer Tits!
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Totally uneventful but I remember every detail. Halloween night, after a soccer game in grade school...
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Still Havent, : (
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Down by the railroad tracks in the back of my bf-at-the-time's pickup truck. I was 15, he was 17. Was surprisingly a sweet moment.
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