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I need a beer
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It was summer time at a lake and I was 15 or 16.boned her on the beach
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ICQ:649699063
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I never penetrated a woman in her pussy, yet. But, I had sex in other ways - such as their naked pussies getting close to my face, etc.
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Too old to care
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That sounds like fun, I would imagine cars would feature high in this list.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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lmao @ bossku69's story
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#56 |
So Fucking Banned
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haha,funny story.
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#58 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Writer for hire :) Gallery descriptions, articles, blog posts etc. ICQ: 209 356 106
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I nailed a girl five years older than me that worked for my parents. Fun ride for sure
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#59 |
one sick puppy
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In a stripclub... just like in that 2pac's song... 'I learned my game with women from a prostitute'
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I...can't recall. Weird, right? Guess it wasn't all that special.
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#61 |
Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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I'm saving myself for the Lord...
![]() My first sexual experiences were with older women. The first was with a Chinese woman (although she was probably only about 25 at the time, to me she was a woman). I was at summer camp in Hawaii (where I grew up), and she was a camp counselor who had caught me feeling up my girlfriend in a tent. As "punishment" she made me sleep in her tent. After about 15 minutes of thinking I was going to be in big trouble, she started taking off her clothes in front of me. Insta-boner!!! At first I assumed she thought that I was asleep or that I couldn't see her in the darkened tent. I was nervous as hell when she slid into my sleeping bag naked and started rubbing all over on me and began making out with me. I was confused and yet totally intoxicated with lust. She began giving me a blowjob, and I came in like 5 minutes (I didn't even know what a blowjob was back then). She scolded me for cumming in her mouth and then she got dressed and left to take a shower. I pretended to be asleep when she returned. We never spoke about it again. My next experience was with a Japanese woman, one of my Junior High School teachers. I admit that I had the hots for her. I had been doing stupid kid flirting with her, telling her after class how I thought she was pretty, and eventually telling her that she should be careful because one day I could see down her blouse, and on another day I could see her pantyhose and panties. Apparently she was flattered by the attention, and took this as a signal to call me out, so after she made me swear to secrecy, we started kissing and she let me feel her up, and then eventually she started giving me head. Even though I am sure now she only intended it as foreplay, I blew a load in her mouth within minutes. Although I wanted to take the relationship further, she said afterwards it was a mistake, and that she could lose her job, so it ended there. My first time having actual intercourse was with this Filipina girl that used to hang around with me and my friends because we had a rock band. She was kind of a tom-boy and I never had any particular sexual feelings towards her. Anyway, we smoked a joint together this one day and suddenly she started getting aggressive and began french kissing me. When we finally got naked, I was amazed at how big her nipples were - no shit, nearly an inch long. I was in nirvana sucking on those perky nips, when she started pulling my pants off and sucking my dick. I remember thinking, uh oh, here we go again, but I guess in my doped up state, I was too stoned to cum, and so she mounted me and rode me like a wild woman for a good 15 minutes before I exploded in an orgasm of cataclysmic proportions. All I could think about for the next week was, I hope I didn't make her pregnant (I didn't) - and all I could think about after that was how to bang the next girl, and get as much pussy as I could. Fast forward past hundreds of other one night stands, hookers, and a few serious relationships... My first time making love to the woman who would be my future wife, whom I totally fell head over heels in love with, was truly the best sexual experience of my life, and I relive it every time we have sex... So there you have it. Sweet reverie. ADG |
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Still a virgin here
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Too old to care
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I fell down on some shag carpet
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#65 |
(felis madjewicus)
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basement dwelling virgin...
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