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  • Farang
    one sick puppy
    • Oct 2004
    • 11713

    #1

    The bitch just locked me up in my own condo

    Took my key and ran away at 4am, doesn't answer the phone.

    Is she taking a piss or what
    fbm
  • Bossman
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    • Jun 2006
    • 1263

    #2
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    • Jarmusch
       
      • May 2003
      • 12479

      #3
      Guess it's too late to keep a spare key around

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      • Barefootsies
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        • Feb 2005
        • 42635

        #4
        Originally posted by Jarmusch
        Guess it's too late to keep a spare key around
        True dat
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        • Farang
          one sick puppy
          • Oct 2004
          • 11713

          #5
          How can 30 kilos of Asian meat fuck with me, I can't believe it

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          • xenigo
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2001
            • 8067

            #6
            This is some fake drama, for sure. And bad drama at that. 2cents.

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            • MIDDLE CLASS BLACK MAN
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              • Sep 2009
              • 111

              #7
              i am sorry to hear this news

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              • Darkland
                Confirmed User
                • May 2002
                • 1488

                #8
                If this is true... and the same chick that beats you up, stabs you, etc.

                You need to:
                1. Grow a pair.
                2. A few brain cells while you're at it.
                3. Kick the bitch to the curb.
                4. Move the fuck on.

                Problem solved.



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                • 96ukssob
                  So Fucking Banananananas
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 12991

                  #9
                  how are you locked in your own house? did you put your locks on backwards?
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                  • xenigo
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 8067

                    #10
                    Originally posted by bossku69
                    how are you locked in your own house? did you put your locks on backwards?
                    Some homes (mine included) have removable keys on the locks on the inside.

                    But fortunately the back doors open without a key on the inside. So I have no risk of burning alive in a fire.

                    When I was little, I remember when my aunt locked herself inside her house and couldn't find the key... we had a key, so we had to come over and let her out. LOL

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                    • Playboy-Deak
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                      • Jan 2005
                      • 354

                      #11
                      Originally posted by bossku69
                      how are you locked in your own house? did you put your locks on backwards?
                      same thing i was thinking!
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                      • Farang
                        one sick puppy
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 11713

                        #12
                        Originally posted by xenigo
                        This is some fake drama, for sure. And bad drama at that. 2cents.
                        Fake drama for what? I don't even have any links in my sig, next...
                        fbm

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                        • jtrade
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                          • Sep 2008
                          • 234

                          #13
                          bitches be crazy.. haha - I would initiate a covert operation to get those keys back!

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                          • 96ukssob
                            So Fucking Banananananas
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 12991

                            #14
                            Originally posted by xenigo
                            Some homes (mine included) have removable keys on the locks on the inside.

                            But fortunately the back doors open without a key on the inside. So I have no risk of burning alive in a fire.

                            When I was little, I remember when my aunt locked herself inside her house and couldn't find the key... we had a key, so we had to come over and let her out. LOL
                            that has to be one of the stupidest things ever. cant imagine how many people died because they could not get out of their own house

                            i know what your talking about tho. when i was young my friends parents used to lock him in the house when they would leave because they had those locks were you need a key to get out. he was a smart kid and would break out of the window
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                            • TurboAngel
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                              • Jun 2003
                              • 30122

                              #15
                              Originally posted by xenigo
                              Some homes (mine included) have removable keys on the locks on the inside.

                              But fortunately the back doors open without a key on the inside. So I have no risk of burning alive in a fire.

                              When I was little, I remember when my aunt locked herself inside her house and couldn't find the key... we had a key, so we had to come over and let her out. LOL
                              I have the same kinda doors. My front door can be opened from the inside when it's locked, I have had to come in from the doggy door. One boob at a time! LMFAO


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                              • xenigo
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 8067

                                #16
                                Here's an example of a door that locks on the inside

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                                • xenigo
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 8067

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                  I have had to come in from the doggy door. One boob at a time! LMFAO


                                  hahahaha that's hilarious

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                                  • Sly
                                    Let's do some business!
                                    • Sep 2004
                                    • 31376

                                    #18
                                    This is when someone says "do you own your bitch or does your bitch own you?"

                                    And then a woman replies "that is terrible! you will never find true love with that mentality!"

                                    And then a man replies "I'm looking for pussy, not love. Get in the kitchen bitch!"
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                                    • MaDalton
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                                      • Feb 2004
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                                      #19
                                      jealous thai bitch, huh?
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                                      • The Heron
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                                        • Apr 2001
                                        • 4496

                                        #20
                                        Could be a ladyboy... good luck

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                                        • Sid70
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                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 16413

                                          #21
                                          Locked is:


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                                          • The Duck
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                                            • May 2005
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                            I have the same kinda doors. My front door can be opened from the inside when it's locked, I have had to come in from the doggy door. One boob at a time! LMFAO


                                            Thank you for painting a great scene in my mind. One boob at a time lol.
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                                            • brassmonkey
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                                              #23
                                              hahahaha!!! bang on the walls
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                                              • optatio
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                                                • Jun 2003
                                                • 154

                                                #24
                                                http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=941281

                                                Pleeeeeeeeease tell me it's the same girl! Would make this so much more entertaining

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                                                • Farang
                                                  one sick puppy
                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                  • 11713

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by optatio
                                                  http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=941281

                                                  Pleeeeeeeeease tell me it's the same girl! Would make this so much more entertaining
                                                  well, yeah...
                                                  fbm

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                                                  • Farang
                                                    one sick puppy
                                                    • Oct 2004
                                                    • 11713

                                                    #26
                                                    I just realized she took my home safe key as well... and I only had one
                                                    fbm

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                                                    • BradM
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                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 3397

                                                      #27
                                                      You reap what you sow

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                                                      • themadwriter
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                                                        #28
                                                        fail for not having a spare key!
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                                                        • 421Fill
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                          • 20659

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by bossku69
                                                          that has to be one of the stupidest things ever. cant imagine how many people died because they could not get out of their own house
                                                          enough people died because of it for it to be against the fire safety code.

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                                                          • Agent 488
                                                            Registered User
                                                            • Feb 2006
                                                            • 22511

                                                            #30
                                                            i just talked to her. her family's water buffalo is sick. she will be back once it gets better.

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                                                            • Farang
                                                              one sick puppy
                                                              • Oct 2004
                                                              • 11713

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Agent 488
                                                              i just talked to her. her family's water buffalo is sick. she will be back once it gets better.
                                                              please tell her to bring me my safe key now or I'll burn all her stuff in here
                                                              fbm

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                                                              • Jakez
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                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                • 5656

                                                                #32
                                                                I'm very suprised no one has mentioned the fact that she's left you locked inside your own home to go fuck another guy.

                                                                Oh and who are you referring to as "The bitch" in the thread title? Did you lock yourself in?
                                                                Last edited by Jakez; 12-02-2009, 04:44 PM.
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                                                                • SleazyDream
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                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 41470

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Jakez
                                                                  I'm very suprised no one has mentioned the fact that she's left you locked inside your own home to go fuck another guy.
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                                                                  • Farang
                                                                    one sick puppy
                                                                    • Oct 2004
                                                                    • 11713

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Jakez
                                                                    I'm very suprised no one has mentioned the fact that she's left you locked inside your own home to go fuck another guy.
                                                                    lol fuck you
                                                                    fbm

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                                                                    • TurboAngel
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                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                      • 30122

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by The Duck
                                                                      Thank you for painting a great scene in my mind. One boob at a time lol.
                                                                      NP, I should record it sometime I'm sure it's funny as hell.


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                                                                      • CyberHustler
                                                                        Masterbaiter
                                                                        • Feb 2006
                                                                        • 28739

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I hate your girl...
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                                                                        • Farang
                                                                          one sick puppy
                                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                                          • 11713

                                                                          #37
                                                                          The bitch unlocked me ~5 hours later... She's locked up in my bathroom right now
                                                                          fbm

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                                                                          • The Ghost
                                                                            IslandDollars.com
                                                                            • Oct 2004
                                                                            • 12188

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Farang
                                                                            Took my key and ran away at 4am, doesn't answer the phone.

                                                                            Is she taking a piss or what
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                                                                            • The Ghost
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                                                                              • Oct 2004
                                                                              • 12188

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Farang
                                                                              The bitch unlocked me ~5 hours later... She's locked up in my bathroom right now
                                                                              Hope there's no toilet cleaner liquid in there. The girls love to drink that stuff
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                                                                              • Lykos
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                                                                                • Apr 2003
                                                                                • 31032

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Ha ha ha ha ha

                                                                                Sorry for laughing,but are you on Thailand perhaps?
                                                                                thats quite usual here,am here with 12 friends on Phuket,and it happened to some of my friends Girls crying ,running etc etc couse they are in love with my friends,wtf ,lol

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                                                                                • John-ACWM
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Good.Keep her for a day in your bathroom and don't feed her

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                                                                                  • Raf1
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                                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                                    • 12117

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Thai chicks are really that crazy?

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                                                                                    • Serial Pervert
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Darkland
                                                                                      If this is true... and the same chick that beats you up, stabs you, etc.

                                                                                      You need to:
                                                                                      1. Grow a pair.
                                                                                      2. A few brain cells while you're at it.
                                                                                      3. Kick the bitch to the curb.
                                                                                      4. Move the fuck on.

                                                                                      Problem solved.

                                                                                      lol!

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                                                                                        • bobby666
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          did she swallow?

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                                                                                          • AZNNC
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                                                                                            • Jan 2005
                                                                                            • 592

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by The Ghost
                                                                                            Hope there's no toilet cleaner liquid in there. The girls love to drink that stuff
                                                                                            I know someone who dated someone who guzzled that shit a few times.

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                                                                                            • KILL_FRENZY
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by The Ghost
                                                                                              Hope there's no toilet cleaner liquid in there. The girls love to drink that stuff
                                                                                              No Shit? Never heard of it before. Why in the world would anyone do that? If they want a good run to the nearest clinic they should jog.

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                                                                                              • czarina
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Call a locksmith. Dump her.

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                                                                                                • AtlantisCash
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                                                                                                  #49
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                                                                                                  • A-n-D-r-E-S
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    That sucks
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