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yoeleven 12-03-2009 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 16605780)
Until the Brits figure out how to operate a toothbrush I think they should refrain from attempting to educate the rest of the world.

well it looks like they had some kind of hand in educating you as you're speaking their language

munki 12-03-2009 03:26 AM

I heart this thread

bbobby86 12-03-2009 04:10 AM

history lessons...

Sarah_Jayne 12-03-2009 05:26 AM

btw...cosmetic dentistry is one of the fastest growing industries in the UK. So, the toothbrush thing is out of date and frankly lame.

What I will never get it the championing of ignorance. Rather than excusing away not being educated why not aim to change it?

SpicyM 12-03-2009 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by XD2 (Post 16608690)
It may not be the most common definition for the word, but you stated that British is not a race followed by an insult. So I was just pointing out British is a Race.

If I am honest i just wanted to join in :) I can't see that it's really important.


British is not a race. Its a nationality. Yeah, there is a German race.. but not British. Great Britain consist of several countries.. You are wrong because you dont use your brain.. :1orglaugh

ArsewithClass 12-03-2009 06:00 AM

The most popular language in the world.....
English! :winkwink:


2 of the largest counties in the world speak English! :thumbsup

Driving began on the left, why change such a straight forward thing?

The SAS, the best of the best! We go in, shoot them up & get out! No one dies apart from the bad guys! :thumbsup

One of the smallest counries in the world, yet still remaining one of the richest, one of the most talented & most definately a country that would that would stand up & defend or help the needed or the correct. :thumbsup


England, Scotland, Ireland & Wales, the UNITED KINGDOM, the land of hope & glory.
English "god & my right".


Damn I love my country! :2 cents:

ArsewithClass 12-03-2009 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 16610354)
British is not a race. Its a nationality. Yeah, there is a German race.. but not British. Great Britain consist of several countries.. You are wrong because you dont use your brain.. :1orglaugh


Great Britain which has the English race. The earth the human race.

Im British, like a Canadian is canadian, a USA guy is American, however, they are part of the same continent, North America.

Babaganoosh 12-03-2009 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 16610316)
btw...cosmetic dentistry is one of the fastest growing industries in the UK.

I bet. :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 16610316)
What I will never get it the championing of ignorance. Rather than excusing away not being educated why not aim to change it?

I wasn't attempting to champion anything. I was pointing out that no matter how self-important the Brits feel, there really isn't any reason for the average American to have any idea where they are on a map.

Joe Sixpack works a 9-5 shift at a local factory, shop, office, restaurant. He has no family outside of the US. He probably doesn't even know anyone outside of the US. The global economy means very little to him. He's busy trying to support his family. He couldn't care less where the UK is. If he knew where the UK was he wouldn't be any better off.

Those of us who work online are considerably more aware of the rest of the world. If you're a local plumber with a family, you have no reason to give two shits about the rest of the world. He probably thinks you're ignorant for not being able to fix your own kitchen sink.

This started because of some twink's "Spot the UK" on a map remark, as if it had some kind of relevance.

Sarah_Jayne 12-03-2009 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 16610603)
I bet. :1orglaugh



I wasn't attempting to champion anything. I was pointing out that no matter how self-important the Brits feel, there really isn't any reason for the average American to have any idea where they are on a map.

Joe Sixpack works a 9-5 shift at a local factory, shop, office, restaurant. He has no family outside of the US. He probably doesn't even know anyone outside of the US. The global economy means very little to him. He's busy trying to support his family. He couldn't care less where the UK is. If he knew where the UK was he wouldn't be any better off.

Those of us who work online are considerably more aware of the rest of the world. If you're a local plumber with a family, you have no reason to give two shits about the rest of the world. He probably thinks you're ignorant for not being able to fix your own kitchen sink.

This started because of some twink's "Spot the UK" on a map remark, as if it had some kind of relevance.

So what factory does he work at that doesn't have any foreign investors? What car does he drive that he fills with fuel that had no foreign involvement at all? Just because they are ignorant to the relevance of the world to their lives does not make it true.

If I can't fit my kitchen sink then I am indeed ignorant of that and I should probably attempt to learn some handy skills. That is a personal failing of mine and not excused away. Patting them on he head and going 'it is okay you are so ignorant because you live in huge land mass' is just silly.

Babaganoosh 12-03-2009 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 16610813)
So what factory does he work at that doesn't have any foreign investors? What car does he drive that he fills with fuel that had no foreign involvement at all? Just because they are ignorant to the relevance of the world to their lives does not make it true.

If I can't fit my kitchen sink then I am indeed ignorant of that and I should probably attempt to learn some handy skills. That is a personal failing of mine and not excused away. Patting them on he head and going 'it is okay you are so ignorant because you live in huge land mass' is just silly.

I'm not sure what any of that has to do with not being able to find the UK on a map. I need to put gas in my car today. I'm not sure where the fuel came from. Even if I did, I'm not sure I would be able to find that country on a map. Do you think they will still let me buy the fuel? I'm betting they will. Will not knowing where the fuel came from prevent my car from burning the fuel? Somehow I doubt it.

There are LOTS of domestically owned manufacturers that don't have foreign investors. Why would an average laborer give a damn who is an investor anyway? That's just silly. He doesn't CARE. You've lost touch with the average blue collar worker. He's worried about making ends meet, feeding his family and who he's going to have on his bowling team this year.

People aren't completely self-sufficient. If anything is wrong with the kitchen sink that's more than a drip or a clogged drain I call a plumber. We called one about a month ago for a broken drain pipe in the basement. Does that make me ignorant? We're getting ready to replace an upstairs bathtub. Because I am so ignorant I am going to call a plumber to do that as well.

CyberHustler 12-03-2009 09:01 AM

Um, why do you foreigners care so much about how we do shit yo?

Libertine 12-03-2009 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 16610603)
I bet. :1orglaugh


I wasn't attempting to champion anything. I was pointing out that no matter how self-important the Brits feel, there really isn't any reason for the average American to have any idea where they are on a map.

Joe Sixpack works a 9-5 shift at a local factory, shop, office, restaurant. He has no family outside of the US. He probably doesn't even know anyone outside of the US. The global economy means very little to him. He's busy trying to support his family. He couldn't care less where the UK is. If he knew where the UK was he wouldn't be any better off.

Those of us who work online are considerably more aware of the rest of the world. If you're a local plumber with a family, you have no reason to give two shits about the rest of the world. He probably thinks you're ignorant for not being able to fix your own kitchen sink.

This started because of some twink's "Spot the UK" on a map remark, as if it had some kind of relevance.

You're not just championing ignorance, you're championing the worst kind of ignorance: willful ignorance.

If Joe Sixpack is planning to have a job in ten years, he'd better be working in a sector not susceptible to job losses from outsourcing. Planning that requires some knowledge of the world and the global economy.

If Joe Sixpack ever wants to start his own company, being aware of foreign markets and competition can mean the difference between failure and success.

If Joe Sixpack has family or friends in the military, knowing a bit about the world will help him distinguish between truth and bullshit during the next election, when America is quite likely to still be stuck in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Does Joe Sixpack worry about immigrants taking his job? He might want to be aware of what effects specific government measures would have on immigration, and how those would affect his local job market.

If Joe has absolutely no ambition in life, doesn't mind voting for politicians who harm his interests, and doesn't care about unemployment, then no, knowledge of the world has no benefits for him. Then again, that would make Joe a moron, someone destined to spend his life at the bottom of the barrel.

On the other hand, if Joe does have ambitions and plans in life, then knowledge will definitely help him.

What you appear to be arguing is that Joe has a low-paid job that doesn't require much knowledge, and that Joe therefore doesn't need that knowledge. However, you fail to take into account that Joe likely would prefer to get a better job, for which knowledge actually would be useful or even necessary.

Darkland 12-03-2009 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 16610813)
So what factory does he work at that doesn't have any foreign investors? What car does he drive that he fills with fuel that had no foreign involvement at all? Just because they are ignorant to the relevance of the world to their lives does not make it true.

If I can't fit my kitchen sink then I am indeed ignorant of that and I should probably attempt to learn some handy skills. That is a personal failing of mine and not excused away. Patting them on he head and going 'it is okay you are so ignorant because you live in huge land mass' is just silly.

Unfortunately it seems in this day and age ignorance is a way of life for multiple reasons. Education and technology being among the biggest contributors. I have read some amazing reports on the subject. As well as having two children in school, I have learned and researched the subject for several years.

Education: While it can not be completely at fault, I think it sets precedent for everything that follows.

1. They no longer teach cursive writing in schools. What little they do write, it is all in print form. Everything else is done via computer. I know kids 17 to 20, my son included, who do not and can not sign their name. I had to fight with my son to start doing it, he insisted that nobody needs to know that and printing his name was just fine.

2. When I was growing up, you were never allowed to have a calculator in school. It wasn't until high school when you entered complex math or science classes that they were allowed. Now they are required school supply items for junior or middle schools. We were always made to do the calculations by hand, long form. They aren't taught that anymore. A machine does it for them.

3. The next biggest problem is that schools, and this goes with number 2, teach kids to rely to heavily on technology and the internet. See more on this below.

Technology:I have believed for a longtime that technology retards brain growth in areas of information retention and intelligence.

1. All cellphones have contact lists. You program in the number, associate it to a name, store or save that information, forget information. When I was a kid, before cellphones, I had all the numbers to my friends memorized as well as relatives, etc. Today most people can't tell you what their friends numbers are, they have to have their phone tell them what it is. Once my son needed to call someone but his mom had the phone and was out. I asked him what is the number, call from my phone. He didn't know. Ever ask friend for another friends number only to have them tell you, "Hold one while I pull it up."?

2. The big one, and relevant to this topic more than the rest, is the internet. The internet it a vast wealth of information, anything you need to know is there and only a few keystrokes away. When information is so easily available it becomes less valuable. For me, being raised and educated the way I was, use the internet to expand my level of intelligence and knowledge or education. But those who have been raised on the internet use it as a storage medium for information rather than using the brain for this purpose.

Why learn and retain information when it can be looked up at anytime and as often as necessary? Throw any one of todays youths into a library and they are completely lost. They can't compute that type of antiquated information gathering.It requires them to use their brains and problem solving skills to hunt down the information. Why use your brain when you have google and the internet to do all the work for you?

Dependence on the internet over traditional means of gathering information also comes with a myriad of other problems. The vast wealth of information makes people experts on everything. Why? Because I looked it up or read it on the internet. Everyone has the ability to put information on the internet whether it is correct or not. This unreliability or disinformation can lead to the degradation of facts or actual events, perceptions of life, ideals, beliefs, history, science, etc.

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Simply put, why use your brain or retain information when you have a medium other than your brain to do it for you. These things are being taught in school and is welcomed by a vast majority of the population.

Ever watch the movie Idiocracy? It is funny but scary and TRUE. It inspired me to create my avatar. Ignorance is on the rise.
:2 cents:

Babaganoosh 12-03-2009 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 16610898)
You're not just championing ignorance, you're championing the worst kind of ignorance: willful ignorance.

If Joe Sixpack is planning to have a job in ten years, he'd better be working in a sector not susceptible to job losses from outsourcing. Planning that requires some knowledge of the world and the global economy.

If Joe Sixpack ever wants to start his own company, being aware of foreign markets and competition can mean the difference between failure and success.

If Joe Sixpack has family or friends in the military, knowing a bit about the world will help him distinguish between truth and bullshit during the next election, when America is quite likely to still be stuck in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Does Joe Sixpack worry about immigrants taking his job? He might want to be aware of what effects specific government measures would have on immigration, and how those would affect his local job market.

If Joe has absolutely no ambition in life, doesn't mind voting for politicians who harm his interests, and doesn't care about unemployment, then no, knowledge of the world has no benefits for him. Then again, that would make Joe a moron, someone destined to spend his life at the bottom of the barrel.

On the other hand, if Joe does have ambitions and plans in life, then knowledge will definitely help him.

What you appear to be arguing is that Joe has a low-paid job that doesn't require much knowledge, and that Joe therefore doesn't need that knowledge. However, you fail to take into account that Joe likely would prefer to get a better job, for which knowledge actually would be useful or even necessary.

You're like a yapping little Chihuahua or Pomeranian. You're cute at first but you get annoying after a while. Someone needs to put you outside.

Pixelbucks Eric 12-03-2009 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 16605204)
While we're at it, why isn't the whole world up to speed on the correct way of writing monetary amounts?

USA & Canada: $1,895.00
Europe: $1,895,00

USA & Canada: $1,895.00
Europe: $1.895,00

When you correct someone, correct him correctly.

Pixelbucks Eric 12-03-2009 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 16610893)
Um, why do you foreigners care so much about how we do shit yo?

You call us foreigners. Funny, we call you foreigners too!

Libertine 12-03-2009 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 16611446)
You're like a yapping little Chihuahua or Pomeranian. You're cute at first but you get annoying after a while. Someone needs to put you outside.

Another benefit of knowledge and education is that there will be less chance of coming across like some inbred cowfucker, like you are doing now.

Did that suffice to take the discussion down to a level you can comprehend?

Babaganoosh 12-03-2009 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 16612131)
Another benefit of knowledge and education is that there will be less chance of coming across like some inbred cowfucker, like you are doing now.

Did that suffice to take the discussion down to a level you can comprehend?

Honestly I get tired of you trying to turn every discussion into some deep, intellectual debate. You're incapable. You're a fraud. You're just another idiot posturing on a forum. I chose to ignore your yammering and from past experience with your type I know that really gets your "knickers" in a bunch.

I really hope you address your severe inferiority complex sometime. The existence of the UK means nothing to the average American. The UK is irrelevant to most of us so not only can we not find it on a map, we don't give a shit where it is and likely never will. Deal with it. :1orglaugh

CunningStunt 12-03-2009 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 16612131)
Another benefit of knowledge and education is that there will be less chance of coming across like some inbred cowfucker, like you are doing now.

Did that suffice to take the discussion down to a level you can comprehend?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-03-2009 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 16612190)
Honestly I get tired of you trying to turn every discussion into some deep, intellectual debate. You're incapable. You're a fraud. You're just another idiot posturing on a forum. I chose to ignore your yammering and from past experience with your type I know that really gets your "knickers" in a bunch.

I really hope you address your severe inferiority complex sometime. The existence of the UK means nothing to the average American. The UK is irrelevant to most of us so not only can we not find it on a map, we don't give a shit where it is and likely never will. Deal with it. :1orglaugh

They're just bitter that they once were "motherland" but got to gay for us, so we rebeled, owned their crumpet eating asses, and now a hundred years later they drop to their knees and suck our dicks if we tell them too.

For the next hundred years, the UK, and every other country will still be America's bitch and guess what, they won't like it then either, but in reality, they still suck, haha.

http://www.bloodysushi.com/macro/nsf...uck%20yeah.jpg

Libertine 12-03-2009 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 16612190)
Honestly I get tired of you trying to turn every discussion into some deep, intellectual debate.

Deep, intellectual debate?

It's called "using arguments", you dimwit.

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 16612190)
You're incapable. You're a fraud. You're just another idiot posturing on a forum. I chose to ignore your yammering and from past experience with your type I know that really gets your "knickers" in a bunch.

I really hope you address your severe inferiority complex sometime. The existence of the UK means nothing to the average American. The UK is irrelevant to most of us so not only can we not find it on a map, we don't give a shit where it is and likely never will. Deal with it. :1orglaugh

Perhaps I should point out that I'm not actually from the UK. I merely abhor willful ignorance and anti-intellectualism.

That thing in your skull, your brain, isn't just there for decoration. Not using it isn't a reason for pride, it's a reason for shame.

No matter how much you dislike it, being ignorant isn't a good thing - something you're fully aware of, since you felt the need to point out several times that YOU of course do know where the UK is.

Babaganoosh 12-03-2009 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 16612803)
Deep, intellectual debate?

It's called "using arguments", you dimwit.



Perhaps I should point out that I'm not actually from the UK. I merely abhor willful ignorance and anti-intellectualism.

That thing in your skull, your brain, isn't just there for decoration. Not using it isn't a reason for pride, it's a reason for shame.

No matter how much you dislike it, being ignorant isn't a good thing - something you're fully aware of, since you felt the need to point out several times that YOU of course do know where the UK is.

I don't know if you realize it or not but I can't control what Joe Sixpack knows. I was merely trying to point out that an American not being able to locate the UK on a map doesn't mean jack shit.

I don't know how much more clearly I can state my point. You think that being able to locate more countries on a map somehow makes you superior. Frankly I think that is a stupid attitude. You can work an atlas. You're the man!

rvn 12-03-2009 08:12 PM

I prefer ISO 8601 date format (YYYY-MM-DD), everyone can understand it. And because I am a developer of an affiliate program (in my sig), every of our webmasters has to use it :)

rogueteens 12-03-2009 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 16608330)
Can I find East Sussex or Suffolk? Not without Googling it. Can you find Finney County, Kansas without looking it up? It's roughly the same size as Suffolk.

no i couldn't. i can find Kansas though which was my point, Suffolk and East Sussex are English counties which basically relate to your states. i wasnt asking you to locate a small area in one one of those counties but lets try, Can you find Hastings in East Sussex? You should, its the site of one of the most important battles in history. I'm sure you'll have no trouble finding Hastings on a map as i'm quite sure that you'd have been taught this in school wouldn't you? ;)

rogueteens 12-03-2009 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by killswitch (Post 16608674)

i drew an arrow pointing at the uk.

http://i46.tinypic.com/2qavcqc.jpg

:d :d :d

Libertine 12-03-2009 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 16613037)
I don't know if you realize it or not but I can't control what Joe Sixpack knows. I was merely trying to point out that an American not being able to locate the UK on a map doesn't mean jack shit.

I don't know how much more clearly I can state my point. You think that being able to locate more countries on a map somehow makes you superior. Frankly I think that is a stupid attitude. You can work an atlas. You're the man!

Not being able to locate the UK on a map means that when someone's children reach age 9 or 10, he won't be able to help them with their homework anymore - because they've moved on to subjects that are too advanced for him!

It's elementary school material, for fuck's sake. :disgust

CunningStunt 12-04-2009 02:12 AM

How did that troll manage to threadjack to this extent? Too thick to butt out.

So, the consensus is, I am right, the day should be at the start.

Thank you. Please change the American standards system (ASS).

Sarah_Jayne 12-04-2009 02:55 AM

This thread reminds me of high school when if you studied for a test and did well somebody somewhere in the class who didn't bother to crack a book open would try to make fun of you. Yes, fine, be uneducated but those of us that did crack the books aren't going to tell you it is okay.

Sarah_Jayne 12-04-2009 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 16613551)
Not being able to locate the UK on a map means that when someone's children reach age 9 or 10, he won't be able to help them with their homework anymore - because they've moved on to subjects that are too advanced for him!

It's elementary school material, for fuck's sake. :disgust

How can they even get past the story of the pilgrims without knowing there they sailed from?

CunningStunt 12-04-2009 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 16613794)
How can they even get past the story of the pilgrims without knowing there they sailed from?

a. England
b. Cuba
c. Hawaii
d. draw a potato

Pixelbucks Eric 12-04-2009 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt (Post 16613890)
a. England
b. Cuba
c. Hawaii
d. draw a potato

I'll plump for D!

Pixelbucks Eric 12-04-2009 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16610374)
The most popular language in the world.....
English! :winkwink:

Sorry to break it to you, but English is behind Chinese and Spanish. So there you go, lesson learned.

Sarah_Jayne 12-04-2009 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt (Post 16613890)
a. England
b. Cuba
c. Hawaii
d. draw a potato

To be fair, depending on how you drew the potato it could look a bit like the UK.

Pixelbucks Eric 12-04-2009 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 16614149)
To be fair, depending on how you drew the potato it could look a bit like the UK.

That would be ony fugly potato :1orglaugh
Very unlike the ones you find at Sains...

Babaganoosh 12-04-2009 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 16613551)
Not being able to locate the UK on a map means that when someone's children reach age 9 or 10, he won't be able to help them with their homework anymore - because they've moved on to subjects that are too advanced for him!

It's elementary school material, for fuck's sake. :disgust

"Dad, I need help with my algebra."

"Sorry, son. I can't find the UK on a map."

:1orglaugh

Sarah_Jayne 12-04-2009 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 16614498)
"Dad, I need help with my algebra."

"Sorry, son. I can't find the UK on a map."

:1orglaugh

I am going to go out on a limb and say most people that can't find the UK on the map aren't going to be able to help with algebra homework either.

SmokeyTheBear 12-04-2009 11:01 AM

a little note on the education system in usa vs rest of world.

Americans spend alot of time on learning about america in school while other countries focus more of that time on learning about other countries.

I did school in 3 diff countries and it's one of the things that really stuck out. Americans spent 50% of time on america 50%of time on the rest of the world , while in th non-american schools spent 80-90% of the time on the rest of the world and 10-20 on themselves

SmokeyTheBear 12-04-2009 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 16614616)
I am going to go out on a limb and say most people that can't find the UK on the map aren't going to be able to help with algebra homework either.

i don't think there's much truth in that. I would think more people could do a simple algebra question than find uk on a map.

True there are many people bad at math but i have noticed that alot of "smart" people i know are terrible with geography.

heres a perfect example.

I was chatting with a doctor friend and his wife the other day and we were talking about mexico for some reason and he asked me "does mexico run from coast to coast ? " , i was pretty shocked, but even more shocking was , after i gave him a general layout of the area i mentioned cuba as being an island near florida, and i shit you not he said "cuba is an island ? "

wtf , how could you go 40 years in life and not know cuba is an island

american pervert 12-04-2009 11:46 AM

ever notice how europe and other places make their 1's look like 7's, thats stupidity

yoeleven 12-04-2009 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Pixelbucks Eric (Post 16613967)
Sorry to break it to you, but English is behind Chinese and Spanish. So there you go, lesson learned.

and sorry to break it to you, but if you combine native and non-native speakers then it is the most popular.


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