Who went to church this morning?

**alias** · 11-29-2009, 09:05 AM

Every day of my life: http://demonchurch.com

Hail satan!

**brassmonkey** · 11-29-2009, 09:07 AM

church nope just prayer

**cykoe6** · 11-29-2009, 09:07 AM

I am currently worshiping in the Church of the National Football League. ;)

**CaptainHowdy** · 11-29-2009, 09:07 AM

Why do you ask? Are you morally bankrupt as well?

**L-Pink** · 11-29-2009, 09:10 AM

Ouch!!!!!!!!

**SleazyDream** · 11-29-2009, 09:16 AM

Originally posted by CaptainHowdy

Why do you ask? Are you morally bankrupt as well?

always been lol

my girlfriend goes every sunday. I stay home

**BlackCrayon** · 11-29-2009, 09:39 AM

I go every now and again. I haven't been in months but the last time I did I ending up fucking this married chick (her husband was even there with her!) in the handicap stall of the mens bathroom. Crazy stuff. Religious women have a lot of pent up craziness (sexual and non-sexual) in them.

**eightmotives** · 11-29-2009, 09:43 AM

not i my friend

**Babaganoosh** · 11-29-2009, 10:22 AM

There is no God. Church is just a weekly fundraiser. Religion = superstition.

If only people would accept that they are in charge of their lives and there is no omnipotent space daddy controlling every aspect of their lives the world would be a much better place.

**brassmonkey** · 11-29-2009, 10:24 AM

Originally posted by CaptainHowdy

Why do you ask? Are you morally bankrupt as well?

dayum

**SleazyDream** · 11-29-2009, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by Babaganoosh

There is no God. Church is just a weekly fundraiser. Religion = superstition.

If only people would accept that they are in charge of their lives and there is no omnipotent space daddy controlling every aspect of their lives the world would be a much better place.

that WAS the USSR......

**cyco_cc** · 11-29-2009, 10:30 AM

Originally posted by BlackCrayon

last time I did I ending up fucking this married chick (her husband was even there with her!) in the handicap stall of the mens bathroom.

Her husband was in the handicapped stall with her?

**fatfoo** · 11-29-2009, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by alias

Every day of my life: http://demonchurch.com

Hail satan!

One of the articles on that site strikes be as unusual and rare.

"Michigan police say a 35-year-old mother used the Internet to track down the son she gave up for adoption a decade ago, seducing and raping the teenage boy when she found him after an online search."

**amacontent** · 11-29-2009, 10:46 AM

They wouldnt let me in.

**BlackCrayon** · 11-29-2009, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by cyco_cc

Her husband was in the handicapped stall with her?

No. He was at church with her. He introduced me to her, we got to talking. Somehow ended up on the topic of sex when she told me her husband never bangs her anymore because he only believes in sex for pro-creation.

**RyuLion** · 11-29-2009, 11:04 AM

I'll instantly burn if I set a foot in there..
If you need it and if it helps you with peace of mind then go..

**Jack OAT** · 11-29-2009, 11:12 AM

not my thing.

**bobby666** · 11-29-2009, 11:12 AM

my last visit is 30 years+ ago

**kush** · 11-29-2009, 01:32 PM

i went today

**candyflip** · 11-29-2009, 03:07 PM

Church is for the feeble minded.

**BFT3K** · 11-29-2009, 08:25 PM

Every day is a good day to visit the Church of Slidism!

http://www.Slidism.org

**Spunky** · 11-29-2009, 08:27 PM

Jesus is lord!

**BFT3K** · 11-29-2009, 08:29 PM

and totally unrelated...

Pig fat is Lard!

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_lard

Who went to church this morning?

Who went to church this morning?

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