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Old 11-16-2009, 06:37 PM   #1
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My Guardian Angel convinced me he was real today!...True Supernatural Proof.

I can't edit the title but I meant to say that my Guardian Angel convinced me that IT was real today.

For a long time, I have believed that I have been guided by some kind of supernatual power.....Many things have happened in my life that shouldn't have gone my way and it ended up with me getting out of it by the skin of my teeth, yet unharmed.....My Divorce is one of them....Even after my wife accused me of child molestation/porn and domestic abuse, I ended up with joint custody of my children with NO court ordered child or spousal support and I now see my children every day and all is well....

But today was a real example of how I am guided.....The van that I shoot porn in needed to get emissions tested...However, the 'check engine' light is on and they won't test it like that....The engine runs just fine and the light is on because there is a loss of pressure in the 6th cylinder....Here in Wisconsin, there is no limit to how much you have to spend to fix your car and the mechanic suggested replacing the whole engine which is 3k. I said fuck that and had him pull the console out and put black tape over the brake light, which is also on and can give one problems trying to get an e check...

So I decided to drive to Ohio where I'm from and 'Nigga Rig' the van with my pocket diagnostic computer to turn the check engine light off temporarily and pass the e check there because their rules are more relaxed.....So this morning, I told my mama that I'm coming and I gassed up the van and bought snacks and then I'm heading to the highway and I look at my dashboard and the check engine light is off.....It's been a solid year since the check engine light has been off so I decided to turn around and see if I could get it emissions tested before the light came back on again....

I carefully drive to the place and the man who worked there said to me, "How are you doing?" and I said, "I'm feeling lucky"..........I hand him my registration and my hands are shaking like a muthafucka.....I walk in the waiting area and then in less than a minute, she prints out the form and hands it to me and said, "You passed".......I was in shock...And as SOON as I drove away from the place, the check engine light came back on and hasn't gone off since...

So I decide to go see my mother anyway but while I'm on the road, I'm wondering to myself, WHY the check engine light decided to go off at that particular moment.....Then I get a call from the ex-wife and then from the school because my youngest daughter was pushed down on the playground and her back was hurting and she needed to come home......I was maybe a half hour out on the highway and I decided to just turn around and come pick up my daughter from school because the mom was at her job and couldn't leave....

So I've saved myself a lot of money and was able to take care of my daughter today.....The only way that the check engine light could've gone off was by some supernatural intervention...

I want to give a Big Shout Out to my Guardian Angel or whatever supernatural force it is.....Thanks!!!
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Old 11-16-2009, 06:39 PM   #2
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Old 11-16-2009, 06:39 PM   #4
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Old 11-16-2009, 06:40 PM   #5
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you truly "ni gg er rigged" that bitch... glad to see stereotypes holding true in this day and age...
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Old 11-16-2009, 06:40 PM   #6
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Y'all read that shit that fast?
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Old 11-16-2009, 06:46 PM   #7
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Old 11-16-2009, 06:47 PM   #8
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Old 11-16-2009, 06:48 PM   #9
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Old 11-16-2009, 06:51 PM   #10
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Yeah, divine intervention FTW.
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Old 11-16-2009, 06:57 PM   #11
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I don't believe in all that supernatural stuff. I always try to come up with a logical explanation but that's almost too much of a coincidence to ignore.
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:12 PM   #12
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Hmmm, I think you're going to need better evidence than THAT to prove you are being helped by a "guardian angel." lol
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I've been pulled over 3 times before... blatantly drunk, 2 times the cops even poured out a bottle of liquor. Didn't get a DUI all 3 times. Now THAT is the type of shit guardian angels are made of.....
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:19 PM   #14
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I've been pulled over 3 times before... blatantly drunk, 2 times the cops even poured out a bottle of liquor. Didn't get a DUI all 3 times. Now THAT is the type of shit guardian angels are made of.....
last week I was driving in a really bad rain storm and hydroplaned and the back of my car went to the right and the front went to the right, scared the shit out of me so I held the wheel and boom I was driving in the lane again. I think there had to be someone up there looking out. There were about 7 accidents I passed.
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:22 PM   #15
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Old 11-16-2009, 09:24 PM   #16
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Old 11-16-2009, 09:26 PM   #17
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Nice !

There is more then meets the eye !

And witches do exist ;)
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Old 11-17-2009, 03:46 AM   #22
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I've been pulled over 3 times before... blatantly drunk, 2 times the cops even poured out a bottle of liquor. Didn't get a DUI all 3 times. Now THAT is the type of shit guardian angels are made of.....
drinking and driving is fucked up man... really fucked up
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Nice !

There is more then meets the eye !

And witches do exist ;)
I thought they all were burned , anyway congrats to your luck BVF! Nice stories here, can't remember when I had such luck in the recent past. My favorite teacher was in my final exam (oral exam - nothing pervert ), I became a good grade, that was really nice.
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I've been pulled over 3 times before... blatantly drunk, 2 times the cops even poured out a bottle of liquor. Didn't get a DUI all 3 times. Now THAT is the type of shit guardian angels are made of.....
They should have busted the bottle over your head.
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I've been pulled over 3 times before... blatantly drunk, 2 times the cops even poured out a bottle of liquor. Didn't get a DUI all 3 times. Now THAT is the type of shit guardian angels are made of.....
the traffic participants had an good guardian angel too I think!
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props to yer guardian angels... we've all got at least 5 or 6.
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pfft, i was thinking you were going to have some kind of near death story.
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I've been pulled over 3 times before... blatantly drunk, 2 times the cops even poured out a bottle of liquor. Didn't get a DUI all 3 times. Now THAT is the type of shit guardian angels are made of.....
Must have been a n.w.o cop.
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One main guardian angel and a few helpers !

Greetz,

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