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  • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE
    • Jul 2026

    #1

    i left the office to get a coffee and

    on the way... I tripped and fell on a huge black dildo, this is the result.



    I don't take medication, because medication is for sissys.
  • San
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2004
    • 790

    #2
    left the office
    haha, good joke

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    • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE

      #3
      You fail at funny San. Please go stick it up your ass, thanks.

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      • Iron Fist
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2006
        • 23400

        #4
        Nothing like that feeling like your going to shit yourself all the time because you can't keep your asshole closed.
        i like waffles

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        • San
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jan 2004
          • 790

          #5
          Originally posted by Killswitch
          You fail at funny San. Please go stick it up your ass, thanks.
          you fail at life, lol

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          • Scott McD
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Nov 2002
            • 67798

            #6
            You went to get a coffee naked ??


            I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

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            • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE

              #7
              Originally posted by San
              you fail at life, lol
              Says the anonymous guy who has to get his lulz by pretending to be an iBill employee.

              Originally posted by sharphead
              Nothing like that feeling like your going to shit yourself all the time because you can't keep your asshole closed.
              I just let it fall out.

              Originally posted by Scott McD
              You went to get a coffee naked ??
              I am in the privacy of my own home aren't I?

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              • Doctor Feelgood
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2005
                • 2112

                #8
                Originally posted by Killswitch
                on the way... I tripped and fell on a huge black dildo, this is the result.


                I don't take medication, because medication is for sissys.
                show the pics or it never happened liar
                Last edited by Doctor Feelgood; 11-15-2009, 02:29 PM.

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                • pamon
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 3113

                  #9
                  warning please... warning...
                  Email: [email protected]
                  TG: Davidamodt
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                  • alias
                    aliasx
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 19010

                    #10
                    Does that guy work for iBill?
                    https://porncorporation.com

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                    • _Richard_
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 30991

                      #11
                      it's been awhile since i have been goatse'd

                      thanks.

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                      • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE

                        #12
                        Originally posted by _Richard_
                        it's been awhile since i have been goatse'd

                        thanks.
                        No problem Richard!

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                        • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                          (felis madjewicus)
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 20368

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Doctor Feelgood
                          show the pics or it never happened liar
                          Just remember, you asked for it....





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                          • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE

                            #14
                            Thanks for Angry Jew Cat for being there and catching the whole incident on camera for you naysayers.

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                            • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                              (felis madjewicus)
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 20368

                              #15
                              It was a heinous scene, I almost puked up my Spaghettios

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                              • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                It was a heinous scene, I almost puked up my Spaghettios
                                It was heinous, watching that butt plug go in my.. anus.

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