Large Hadron Collider Halted By Bird Crumbs

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  • DVTimes
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    • Jun 2003
    • 31658

    #1

    Large Hadron Collider Halted By Bird Crumbs

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,...est=latestnews
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    • Nov 2003
    • 32195

    #2
    Here's the money quote:
    But the difficulties faced by those working on the project have prompted some members of the scientific community to speculate, in all seriousness, that the machine is sabotaging itself ? from the future.

    The theory is that the particle that physicists hope to produce might be "abhorrent to nature," so that once created it would work backwards through time to put a stop to whatever created it. However Dr Mike Lamont, who works at the Cern control center, said that the nature of the experiment meant that glitches were inevitable.

    Wait, what? WTF?

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    • BSleazy
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2002
      • 6721

      #3
      Originally posted by $5 submissions
      Here's the money quote:
      But the difficulties faced by those working on the project have prompted some members of the scientific community to speculate, in all seriousness, that the machine is sabotaging itself ? from the future.

      The theory is that the particle that physicists hope to produce might be "abhorrent to nature," so that once created it would work backwards through time to put a stop to whatever created it. However Dr Mike Lamont, who works at the Cern control center, said that the nature of the experiment meant that glitches were inevitable.

      Wait, what? WTF?
      Ya I had to re read that a few times
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      • Phoenix
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        • Nov 2002
        • 35475

        #4
        fox news...nice
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        • Darkland
          Confirmed User
          • May 2002
          • 1488

          #5
          Originally posted by $5 submissions
          Here's the money quote:
          But the difficulties faced by those working on the project have prompted some members of the scientific community to speculate, in all seriousness, that the machine is sabotaging itself ? from the future.

          The theory is that the particle that physicists hope to produce might be "abhorrent to nature," so that once created it would work backwards through time to put a stop to whatever created it. However Dr Mike Lamont, who works at the Cern control center, said that the nature of the experiment meant that glitches were inevitable.

          Wait, what? WTF?
          Trust me... that is a very fringe few who are saying that. I am certain no one at CERN would even give that a moments entertainment.

          The ridiculous hysteria over this thing is asinine.



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          • DVTimes
            xxx
            • Jun 2003
            • 31658

            #6
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            • L-Pink
              working on my tan
              • Mar 2005
              • 39151

              #7
              Boy was I confused, I read it as Large Hardon Collider Halted By Bird Crumbs

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              • Deej
                I make pixels work
                • Jun 2005
                • 24386

                #8
                Originally posted by Darkland
                Trust me... that is a very fringe few who are saying that. I am certain no one at CERN would even give that a moments entertainment.

                The ridiculous hysteria over this thing is asinine.

                How fucking dar ey ou use such intelectual words with this venue!!!

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                • dav3
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2007
                  • 7348

                  #9
                  Originally posted by allanuk
                  lol, Terminator Particle it is!
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                  • Agent 488
                    Registered User
                    • Feb 2006
                    • 22511

                    #10
                    thought it was baguette crumbs?

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                    • Agent 488
                      Registered User
                      • Feb 2006
                      • 22511

                      #11

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                      • quantum-x
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2002
                        • 6863

                        #12
                        The collider was NOT halted. It was not operational.
                        If it WAS operation, then it WOULD have been stopped.

                        Fucking fox news.
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                        • redwhiteandblue
                          Bollocks
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 2793

                          #13
                          Originally posted by L-Pink
                          Boy was I confused, I read it as Large Hardon Collider Halted By Bird Crumbs

                          .
                          Lol - is that where they fire two penises at each other at high speed to try and turn them gay?
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                          • Grapesoda
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 46238

                            #14
                            Originally posted by $5 submissions
                            Here's the money quote:
                            But the difficulties faced by those working on the project have prompted some members of the scientific community to speculate, in all seriousness, that the machine is sabotaging itself ? from the future.

                            The theory is that the particle that physicists hope to produce might be "abhorrent to nature," so that once created it would work backwards through time to put a stop to whatever created it. However Dr Mike Lamont, who works at the Cern control center, said that the nature of the experiment meant that glitches were inevitable.

                            Wait, what? WTF?
                            this might help:
                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEZtw1yt8Kc

                            http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...s+video&hl=en#

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                            • seeandsee
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                              • Mar 2006
                              • 50945

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Agent 488
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                              • Grapesoda
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 46238

                                #16
                                http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...58966402047085

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                                • Grapesoda
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 46238

                                  #17
                                  http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...11107436852083

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