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TurboAngel · 11-05-2009, 07:53 AM

WTF? Shit sucks, my dog ate my home work was just a story I thought. Must not be. I'm sure not going to look for it in shit.

Fletch XXX · 11-05-2009, 07:54 AM

bad dog!

TurboAngel · 11-05-2009, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

bad dog!

I'm going to send her tooooooo you!

Fletch XXX · 11-05-2009, 07:56 AM

no no no, my doggies are good. I designed and installed a doggy door for them two days agho and I have not had more peace and quiet since before i owned dogs!

No more barking to go in and out ever 10 mins. been two days bark free, they come and go as they please now, its great!

dont want no bad dogs to come turn my good dogs into phone eaters!

L-Pink · 11-05-2009, 07:56 AM

Must be a pit-bull.

stoner529 · 11-05-2009, 08:22 AM

Just your phone. I should only be so lucky.

My list of eatables.

1. couch.
2. couch cushions
3. cell phone
4. over $100.00 in various bills
5. 5 wallets loaded with credit cards. (3 as of the last month)
6. Two metal cages
7. Many boxes of Redvelvet cake mix
8. Chocolate syrup
9 1 nearly fatal bottle of Rymadil.
10. Speaker wires for surround sound. (at leat 10 times)
11. 30 shredded newspapers.
12. ac adapter chords
13. multiple escapes climbing over the fence and running miles through the neighbor hood trying to catch them.
14. many holes under the fence trying to catch them.

the culprits are below.

TurboAngel · 11-05-2009, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

no no no, my doggies are good. I designed and installed a doggy door for them two days agho and I have not had more peace and quiet since before i owned dogs!

No more barking to go in and out ever 10 mins. been two days bark free, they come and go as they please now, its great!

dont want no bad dogs to come turn my good dogs into phone eaters!

I love my doggy door, best thing in the world!So I can't send her to ya and then you send her back when she's a year old?

Fletch XXX · 11-05-2009, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

I love my doggy door, best thing in the world!

when we moved into this house Cherry mentioned we should do dog door to backyard (big backyard dogs love it but want in and out all day) but I thought it would be pain in the ass. With baby coming in less than like 2 weeks decided to go ahead and design and install one so we are free of dog barking to go out and in every 10 mins.

it was easy, painless, and i cant believe how much of a difference its made with them.

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So I can't send her to ya and then you send her back when she's a year old?

cherry is less than 2 weeks from giving birth i got my hands full already!

TurboAngel · 11-05-2009, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by stoner529

Just your phone. I should only be so lucky.

My list of eatables.

1. couch.
2. couch cushions
3. cell phone
4. over $100.00 in various bills
5. 5 wallets loaded with credit cards. (3 as of the last month)
6. Two metal cages
7. Many boxes of Redvelvet cake mix
8. Chocolate syrup
9 1 nearly fatal bottle of Rymadil.
10. Speaker wires for surround sound. (at leat 10 times)
11. 30 shredded newspapers.
12. ac adapter chords
13. multiple escapes climbing over the fence and running miles through the neighbor hood trying to catch them.
14. many holes under the fence trying to catch them.

the culprits are below.

Oh shit, I am lucky. they look soooooo sweet.

Lace · 11-05-2009, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by stoner529

Just your phone. I should only be so lucky.

My list of eatables.

1. couch.
2. couch cushions
3. cell phone
4. over $100.00 in various bills
5. 5 wallets loaded with credit cards. (3 as of the last month)
6. Two metal cages
7. Many boxes of Redvelvet cake mix
8. Chocolate syrup
9 1 nearly fatal bottle of Rymadil.
10. Speaker wires for surround sound. (at leat 10 times)
11. 30 shredded newspapers.
12. ac adapter chords
13. multiple escapes climbing over the fence and running miles through the neighbor hood trying to catch them.
14. many holes under the fence trying to catch them.

the culprits are below.

Haha! Sounds like my Sib. Husky + Akita mix! She has chewed up a ton of stuff.

TurboAngel · 11-05-2009, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

when we moved into this house Cherry mentioned we should do dog door to backyard (big backyard dogs love it but want in and out all day) but I thought it would be pain in the ass. With baby coming in less than like 2 weeks decided to go ahead and design and install one so we are free of dog barking to go out and in every 10 mins.

it was easy, painless, and i cant believe how much of a difference its made with them.

cherry is less than 2 weeks from giving birth i got my hands full already!

Yea you have your hands full for sure, I can't believe she only 2 weeks away. When you're not the pregnant one time fly's.

Fletch XXX · 11-05-2009, 08:44 AM

yes, time has flown by. She is full term and could be any day actually, just doing the waiting game at the moment. We go to doctor today for checkup... we've had no complications or issues so far, and she is healthy, baby is fine, just waiting for this to happen.

anxiety to say the least

stoner529 · 11-05-2009, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Lace

Haha! Sounds like my Sib. Husky + Akita mix! She has chewed up a ton of stuff.

Does your dog have a mean temperment at times. I hear akitas can be like that.

Lace · 11-05-2009, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by stoner529

Does your dog have a mean temperment at times. I hear akitas can be like that.

Not in the slightest. She is a sweetheart.

stoner529 · 11-05-2009, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

Oh shit, I am lucky. they look soooooo sweet.

they are, i forgot to include in that list thta pink hotel blanket you see torn to shreds that was in the cage for the black one to sleep on. he got caged because he loved to eat the couch. i have trusted him the past few weeks in leaving him out of his cage and he has been a very good boy.

and also ad to the list, various kitchen utensils of plastic spatulas, spoons, knives,
garbage from the garbage can when we would leave it in the child proof cabinets that my dogs so easily found a way into. btw i have no kids, the child proofing was for them. it dosent work very well. we have had to make life adjustments with them, its like having real kids. you have to make sure not to leave things out if you don't want them eatin. give them a 1000 chew toys and everything but the chew toy gets eatin.

Scott McD · 11-05-2009, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

WTF? Shit sucks, my dog ate my home work was just a story I thought. Must not be. I'm sure not going to look for it in shit.

Ring the fone and see if you can hear it...

bobby666 · 11-05-2009, 09:22 AM

send your dog a nice sms

TurboAngel · 11-05-2009, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Ring the fone and see if you can hear it...

Didn't work.

fatfoo · 11-05-2009, 09:41 AM

Phones are full of shit sometimes, anyway.

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Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	no no no, my doggies are good. I designed and installed a doggy door for them two days agho and I have not had more peace and quiet since before i owned dogs! No more barking to go in and out ever 10 mins. been two days bark free, they come and go as they please now, its great! dont want no bad dogs to come turn my good dogs into phone eaters! __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

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Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	yes, time has flown by. She is full term and could be any day actually, just doing the waiting game at the moment. We go to doctor today for checkup... we've had no complications or issues so far, and she is healthy, baby is fine, just waiting for this to happen. anxiety to say the least __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

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stoner529 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: longwood, fl Posts: 421	Just your phone. I should only be so lucky. My list of eatables. 1. couch. 2. couch cushions 3. cell phone 4. over $100.00 in various bills 5. 5 wallets loaded with credit cards. (3 as of the last month) 6. Two metal cages 7. Many boxes of Redvelvet cake mix 8. Chocolate syrup 9 1 nearly fatal bottle of Rymadil. 10. Speaker wires for surround sound. (at leat 10 times) 11. 30 shredded newspapers. 12. ac adapter chords 13. multiple escapes climbing over the fence and running miles through the neighbor hood trying to catch them. 14. many holes under the fence trying to catch them. the culprits are below.

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