Live Review: I'm watching Paranormal Activity right now. - GoFuckYourself.com

10-27-2009, 02:42 PM

So far, it's boring as fuck... I better shit my pants on the first scare or I'm gonna stab someone... More to come as I watch.

Wizzo · 10-27-2009, 02:44 PM

If you go ahead and stab someone it will make it much more scary/realistic for the others watching!

10-27-2009, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Wizzo

If you go ahead and stab someone it will make it much more scary/realistic for the others watching!

Have you seen it? I'm on the verge of stabbing myself because of how boring this first 20 minutes has been...

Wizzo · 10-27-2009, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

Have you seen it? I'm on the verge of stabbing myself because of how boring this first 20 minutes has been...

Not as of yet... I always wait for some real reviews from friends before going to a theater.

10-27-2009, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Wizzo

Not as of yet... I always wait for some real reviews from friends before going to a theater.

Almost a half an hour into it and the most action we get is a door moving... OMG I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!!

Deej · 10-27-2009, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Wizzo

Not as of yet... I always wait for some real reviews from friends before going to a theater.

Well dosnt sound like hes in a theater.

You watching some shitty theater ripped version?

Dont tell me youre texting while at a fuckin theater...

King of Pop · 10-27-2009, 02:53 PM

i'll let you know how That is It is tonight with a thread

10-27-2009, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

Well dosnt sound like hes in a theater.

You watching some shitty theater ripped version?

Dont tell me youre texting while at a fuckin theater...

Not sure what version it is, but I got it off Mininova, pretty good quality really.

P.S. I'm not a hypocrite I don't cry about tubes, so stfu!

10-27-2009, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by King of Pop

i'll let you know how That is It is tonight with a thread

I'm pretty sure if Michael Jackson showed up for the movie, people would shit their pants being scared 100x more than this craptastic movie.

I'm glad I didn't pay for this shit, I'll just go pay for Zombieland for the 5th time.

10-27-2009, 03:03 PM

I feel like I'm watching some stupid couples home movies...

King of Pop · 10-27-2009, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

I feel like I'm watching some stupid couples home movies...

I would of saw saw 6 before seing the one your watching , it looked lame on the trailor but so does saw 6

10-27-2009, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by King of Pop

I would of saw saw 6 before seing the one your watching , it looked lame on the trailor but so does saw 6

I haven't seen any previews for SAW VI but as quickly as it came out, I'm thinking it's gonna be a huge failure and now they are just trying to milk the franchise as much as possible.

King of Pop · 10-27-2009, 03:16 PM

just like holloween 50 +

Deej · 10-27-2009, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

Not sure what version it is, but I got it off Mininova, pretty good quality really.

P.S. I'm not a hypocrite I don't cry about tubes, so stfu!

I just wanted to make sur eyouw erent being a cocksucker and phoning it up in the theater

Jakez · 10-27-2009, 03:48 PM

Maybe you should actually get into the movie instead of hoping it sucks and not paying attention lol.

10-27-2009, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

I just wanted to make sur eyouw erent being a cocksucker and phoning it up in the theater

Fuck that's about as annoying as being slapped in the back of the head by those damn nig lips from them not shutting the fuck up 3 rows back.

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Maybe you should actually get into the movie instead of hoping it sucks and not paying attention lol.

Dude, it's a fucking couples home video, nothing happend until 50 minutes into the movie... ALMOST AN HOUR.

I'm ADD dude, I need way more fucking action before that time...

10-27-2009, 04:10 PM

Movie ended.

Rating: F-

WORSE FUCKING MOVIE EVER.

King of Pop · 10-27-2009, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

Movie ended.

Rating: F-

WORSE FUCKING MOVIE EVER.

What was the ending of the movie tell us in detail because I sure da fuck aren't going to see it

10-27-2009, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by King of Pop

What was the ending of the movie tell us in detail because I sure da fuck aren't going to see it

Gotta leave for a bit, I'll tell ya when I get home.

D Ghost · 10-27-2009, 04:43 PM

its not as scary as i thought i would be... :/

10-27-2009, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by King of Pop

What was the ending of the movie tell us in detail because I sure da fuck aren't going to see it

Alright....

SPOILERS DO NOT CONTINUE IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW

.......................... SPOILER JUST BELOW ...........................

... GET READY SPOILER!! ........

Last bit, the girl gets out of bed at, stares at her boyfriend in the bed for like 4 hours, then at 3am, goes down stairs, starts screaming HORRIBLY, guy wakes up, runs down stairs, starts screaming himself, all goes quiet, girl comes up stairs with blood on her and a knife... Sits at bed rocking back and forth until 1pm when a phone call happens, then continues until 9pm when a friend comes over, finds the body, screams, then half hour later cop shows up, notices the body, starts looking for others, comes up stairs, and sees the girl with the knife, she starts calling out her boyfriends name, and goes towards the cops, gets close, cops fire 2 shots into her, look in other 2 rooms, then screen goes black and says "Paranormal Activity". The End.

bronco67 · 10-27-2009, 05:43 PM

That sounds like a better ending than I saw in the theater. I think you saw the one that was in there before Spielberg made some suggestions.

It was actually a good movie, if you have the patience to sit, watch and focus on the tension being built, instead of writing about it. Most people are not going to be able to do that.

King of Pop · 10-27-2009, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

Alright....

SPOILERS DO NOT CONTINUE IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW

.......................... SPOILER JUST BELOW ...........................

... GET READY SPOILER!! ........

Last bit, the girl gets out of bed at, stares at her boyfriend in the bed for like 4 hours, then at 3am, goes down stairs, starts screaming HORRIBLY, guy wakes up, runs down stairs, starts screaming himself, all goes quiet, girl comes up stairs with blood on her and a knife... Sits at bed rocking back and forth until 1pm when a phone call happens, then continues until 9pm when a friend comes over, finds the body, screams, then half hour later cop shows up, notices the body, starts looking for others, comes up stairs, and sees the girl with the knife, she starts calling out her boyfriends name, and goes towards the cops, gets close, cops fire 2 shots into her, look in other 2 rooms, then screen goes black and says "Paranormal Activity". The End.

omfg I'm never going to watch another movie after tonights , I'll just have to download them.

Caligari · 10-27-2009, 07:31 PM

The one thing its definitely got going for it is the marketing- pure genius again just like blair witch, may not be that scary but if people think its going to be...

10-27-2009, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by King of Pop

omfg I'm never going to watch another movie after tonights , I'll just have to download them.

I download a lot of movies, but I also pay theatres a lot for movies too. If I know damn well the movie will rock, I pay for it, but like this one, if I'm not sure, I won't spend my money on it, but if I end up liking it, I will go back and then see it in theatres.

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The one thing its definitely got going for it is the marketing- pure genius again just like blair witch, may not be that scary but if people think its going to be...

Never seen Blair Witch to be honest, looked fucking stupid.

sexdatesj · 10-27-2009, 10:44 PM

The movie was lame, too much hype!

I should have watched ZOMBIELAND!

Tjeezers · 10-28-2009, 01:33 AM

The movie was very nice. After the Blair Witch project, there was a general idea it could not be done cheaper then that, the opposite is proven. If this movie had any true value, a lot of unexplained murders within a relation can be explained.
In a small month they went from a happy couple to a dead couple. I liked the movie, begin was a little boring, but that also made it nice, they kept on building the tension step by step half way without stopping. And the ending... Pfff... was very good...

A must see, otherwise you cant say anything about it....

10-27-2009, 02:42 PM	#1
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10-27-2009, 04:10 PM	#17
Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE Guest Posts: n/a	Movie ended. Rating: F- WORSE FUCKING MOVIE EVER.

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10-28-2009, 01:33 AM	#27
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