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LUCL0NELY · 12-12-2002, 10:36 AM

Do you know any trick/devices that can cheat the casino/gambling machines ?

Thanks

asuna · 12-12-2002, 10:38 AM

just take all the chips from everyone and run

beemk · 12-12-2002, 10:39 AM

for slots its not cheating, but the ones closer to the door pay out more because they want the people who are coming in too see people winning. theres also another thing like if the coins are either hot or cold they have been sitting in the machine long and if they have been in there a long time you are more likely to win.

LUCL0NELY · 12-12-2002, 10:43 AM

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Originally posted by beemk
for slots its not cheating, but the ones closer to the door pay out more because they want the people who are coming in too see people winning. theres also another thing like if the coins are either hot or cold they have been sitting in the machine long and if they have been in there a long time you are more likely to win.

great advice

LUCL0NELY · 12-12-2002, 10:56 AM

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Originally posted by asuna
just take all the chips from everyone and run

that's why ur here now ?

BJ · 12-12-2002, 11:08 AM

I like to set up 5 computers and invite some friends over. we then go to an online casino and play poker. We all increase our bets till the pot is huge. Of course only one person wins but we split the profits at the end of the night.

LUCL0NELY · 12-12-2002, 11:10 AM

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Originally posted by PureMeds
I like to set up 5 computers and invite some friends over. we then go to an online casino and play poker. We all increase our bets till the pot is huge. Of course only one person wins but we split the profits at the end of the night.

i don't get what ur saying.

BJ · 12-12-2002, 11:12 AM

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Originally posted by LUCL0NELY

i don't get what ur saying.

you go play poker online with 5 friends + whoever else it at the table... usually 3 more people. since you and your friends are in the same room you can communicate your hands to eachother. If 1 of the 5 has a probable winning hand over the other unsuspecting persons at the table, we all increase our bets to make the pot huge.

clickpimp · 12-12-2002, 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by PureMeds

you go play poker online with 5 friends + whoever else it at the table... usually 3 more people. since you and your friends are in the same room you can communicate your hands to eachother. If 1 of the 5 has a probable winning hand over the other unsuspecting persons at the table, we all increase our bets to make the pot huge.

ha - nice

what's the most you've taken in a sitting?

BJ · 12-12-2002, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by clickpimp

ha - nice

what's the most you've taken in a sitting?

I dont really do that but in theory its possible

jreaka · 12-12-2002, 11:17 AM

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Originally posted by PureMeds

you go play poker online with 5 friends + whoever else it at the table... usually 3 more people. since you and your friends are in the same room you can communicate your hands to eachother. If 1 of the 5 has a probable winning hand over the other unsuspecting persons at the table, we all increase our bets to make the pot huge.

Does that really work?

Undutchable · 12-12-2002, 11:18 AM

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Originally posted by PureMeds

I dont really do that but in theory its possible

Watch Rounders again

LUCL0NELY · 12-12-2002, 11:22 AM

bookmarked this thread

BJ · 12-12-2002, 11:23 AM

Hers one to try at the roulette table in a real casino. You'll need 13k to do this.

Bet $25 on red. and $5 each on 0 and 00. If you win on red you gain $15 and on zero or double zero you gain about 150. If you lose on red increase your bet to $50 and keep 0 and 00 $5.

if you keep losing keep doubling your bet on red. with 13k the wheel would have to hit black 10 times in a row in order for you to lose your bank roll. (not likely)

So if you have a good 4-5hours to spend at the table you will easily walk with 4-5k in profit.

DjSap · 12-12-2002, 11:32 AM

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Originally posted by PureMeds
Hers one to try at the roulette table in a real casino. You'll need 13k to do this.

Bet $25 on red. and $5 each on 0 and 00. If you win on red you gain $15 and on zero or double zero you gain about 150. If you lose on red increase your bet to $50 and keep 0 and 00 $5.

if you keep losing keep doubling your bet on red. with 13k the wheel would have to hit black 10 times in a row in order for you to lose your bank roll. (not likely)

So if you have a good 4-5hours to spend at the table you will easily walk with 4-5k in profit.

Seems like the old bet on one color and double down if you loose, it sounds good in theory but in real life things go the other way. You can calculate the odds for the wheel to hit a certain color like 10 times in a row and in the end you will see that you will get fucked in the long run.

LUCL0NELY · 12-12-2002, 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by PureMeds
Hers one to try at the roulette table in a real casino. You'll need 13k to do this.

Bet $25 on red. and $5 each on 0 and 00. If you win on red you gain $15 and on zero or double zero you gain about 150. If you lose on red increase your bet to $50 and keep 0 and 00 $5.

if you keep losing keep doubling your bet on red. with 13k the wheel would have to hit black 10 times in a row in order for you to lose your bank roll. (not likely)

So if you have a good 4-5hours to spend at the table you will easily walk with 4-5k in profit.

The table max is not that high.

The highest i could see is 3k.

FreeNetPass Dave · 12-12-2002, 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by LUCL0NELY

The table max is not that high.

The highest i could see is 3k.

What casino? The max gets way higher than 13K in vegas.

Course, like it was said earlier, in the long run you will get screwed with this strategy.

DjSap · 12-12-2002, 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by LUCL0NELY

The table max is not that high.

The highest i could see is 3k.

table max is usually not the max, well it depends on where you are in the world but you can almost always bet more if you have the casino managers approval...

LUCL0NELY · 12-12-2002, 12:04 PM

Atlantic City

NoCarrier · 12-12-2002, 12:08 PM

The only way to make money in a casino is to own the casino.

hybrid · 12-12-2002, 02:14 PM

As far as slots are concerned:

The hot or cold coin theory is bullshit. There is a mathematical algorithm that takes place inside the spinner, via a computer. When you pull the lever, the computer calculates it's numbers before the spinners even start. Yes, the outcome is determined before the spinners stop. It is all based on luck.

BUT;

The theory about where the slots are located is true. Closer to the doors is usually a little of a longshot, but sometimes is true. Expect to lose a little bit of money first, and then hit. You'll have a better chance at machines right next to the tables. These will hit more often to attract table-lurkers to come put money in the adjacent machine, which is usually extremly tight (adjacent meaning the machine right next to the one that hits, the second down the row.)

Also, whenever the high-coin jackpot has a first and second that are close in #'s.

For instance:

3rd coin three 7's jackpot is 2000
3rd coin second jackpot of three bars (for instance) is 800
^This machine will be tight

When the jckpot is closer, though:
3rd coin jackpot 2000
3rd coin second jackpot (three bars) is 1800
^this machine has a better chance.

Also, when a casino says that a circle, or square of machines is "progressive" they are usually referring to only two or three machines that ACTUALLY HAVE THE SIGN stating "progressive" RIGHT above them. Do not assume all of the machines where the sign says "progressive" will be considered "progressive" by the casino.

Just my

[The Leader] · 12-12-2002, 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by jreaka

Does that really work?

Man I used to do that with two guys at regular casinos all the time Play hold'em, someone gets a great hand, he takes a drink with his left hand instead of his right, the other two jack up the pot. Someone gets the unbeatable hand, he lights a cig with his left hand instead of his right, the other two guys jack up the pot as much as humanly possible.

How did you guys work your way through college? Back then there was no internet for me to start my own casino on.

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BJ Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: asia Posts: 5,590	I like to set up 5 computers and invite some friends over. we then go to an online casino and play poker. We all increase our bets till the pot is huge. Of course only one person wins but we split the profits at the end of the night.

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BJ Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: asia Posts: 5,590	Hers one to try at the roulette table in a real casino. You'll need 13k to do this. Bet $25 on red. and $5 each on 0 and 00. If you win on red you gain $15 and on zero or double zero you gain about 150. If you lose on red increase your bet to $50 and keep 0 and 00 $5. if you keep losing keep doubling your bet on red. with 13k the wheel would have to hit black 10 times in a row in order for you to lose your bank roll. (not likely) So if you have a good 4-5hours to spend at the table you will easily walk with 4-5k in profit.

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hybrid So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Backseat of a Ford Escort Hatchback Posts: 3,253	As far as slots are concerned: The hot or cold coin theory is bullshit. There is a mathematical algorithm that takes place inside the spinner, via a computer. When you pull the lever, the computer calculates it's numbers before the spinners even start. Yes, the outcome is determined before the spinners stop. It is all based on luck. BUT; The theory about where the slots are located is true. Closer to the doors is usually a little of a longshot, but sometimes is true. Expect to lose a little bit of money first, and then hit. You'll have a better chance at machines right next to the tables. These will hit more often to attract table-lurkers to come put money in the adjacent machine, which is usually extremly tight (adjacent meaning the machine right next to the one that hits, the second down the row.) Also, whenever the high-coin jackpot has a first and second that are close in #'s. For instance: 3rd coin three 7's jackpot is 2000 3rd coin second jackpot of three bars (for instance) is 800 ^This machine will be tight When the jckpot is closer, though: 3rd coin jackpot 2000 3rd coin second jackpot (three bars) is 1800 ^this machine has a better chance. Also, when a casino says that a circle, or square of machines is "progressive" they are usually referring to only two or three machines that ACTUALLY HAVE THE SIGN stating "progressive" RIGHT above them. Do not assume all of the machines where the sign says "progressive" will be considered "progressive" by the casino. Just my