...last call at the bar, who do you choose... ?

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  • Rip
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 1456
    #1

    ...last call at the bar, who do you choose... ?

    Last call at the bar, you are out of town, and it's 2 a.m.

    You are typically horny and you are approached by one of the following;

    1) A really ugly hooker with a bunch of missing teeth and serious gum disease

    2) a muscular black transexual, who has you by about 100 lbs

    3) a very good looking gay man

    4) a fat man with a german shepard on a leash, and a box of dog condoms

    well... you have to pic one
    26
    A really ugly hooker with a bunch of missing teeth and serious gum disease
    0%
    12
    a muscular black transexual, who has you by about 100 lbs and smells like an out house
    0%
    1
    a very good looking gay man, who's name is Terrance
    0%
    13
    a fat man with a german shepard on a leash, and a box of dog condoms
    0%
    0
    ...
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    • gothweb
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      • Jun 2002
      • 8849
      #2
      Originally posted by Rip

      well... you have to pic one
      No, I don't. That's the first lesson in finding worthwhile girls.

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        • Kohun
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          • Mar 2003
          • 274
          #3
          Originally posted by gothweb


          No, I don't. That's the first lesson in finding worthwhile girls.


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            • LA Mike
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 3056
              #4
              Damn, thats not a whole lot of options

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                • Cheshire
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 5738
                  #5
                  When in doubt, always go with B.O.B.


                  just a little bit naughty

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                    • Lane
                      Will code for food...
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 8496
                      #6
                      how the fuck am i supposed to get my dick up with any of those?



                      even if its a chick, as long as i'm not attracted to her, i rather jerk off..

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                        • AdultNex
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                          • Feb 2003
                          • 8985
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Cheshire
                          When in doubt, always go with B.O.B.
                          Back of book?

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                            • freeadultcontent
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                              • Oct 2002
                              • 9976
                              #8
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                                • marty
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                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 1656
                                  #9
                                  I rather have my dick fall off from fucking a dirty 'ol whore than getting a heady or farter job from a queer.

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                                    • OzKaNoz
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 1834
                                      #10
                                      5) A really ugly black transexual muscular hooker with a bunch of missing teeth and a german shepard with a fat man with serious gum disease on a leash.


                                      Ah, no I think I will pass and just order a Zombie and dream of Cheshire



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                                        • AmeliaG
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                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 10679
                                          #11
                                          Well, if I have to pick one, then I assume the one has to be down for it. If Terrance is gay, I guess that is his lookout not mine. I'll take the hottie, thanks.

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                                            • mean ellie
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 200
                                              #12
                                              yeah, option 5 is better.....

                                              to go fuck yourself

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                                                • Lethal
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                  • 494
                                                  #13
                                                  I like to have sex with dogs, it's fun.

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                                                    • Rip
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 1456
                                                      #14
                                                      I can't believe there are no animal lover here
                                                      ...

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                                                        • jake2000xp
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                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 434
                                                          #15
                                                          i would choose my hand or with those choices..

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                                                            • Morgan
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • May 2002
                                                              • 10520
                                                              #16
                                                              I need barwatch v3.0 so i can scope the bars out before i leave my house
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                                                                • Warden
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                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                  • 2906
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Better yet. Assuming you?re a straight male and you were being forced by gunpoint would you rather:

                                                                  A) Have sex with another man (the man of your choice and choice of position)

                                                                  OR
                                                                  B) Have sex with a female animal of your choice

                                                                  Some fellow ex-IGallery cohorts and I had this conversation one day during lunch for the whole restaurant to hear. I chose the animal only because the animal isn't going to go back and tell anyone. About 4 guys at the table said another man. I made sure to never walk in front of those 4 again. - True story
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                                                                      • Oct 2002
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                                                                      #18
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