I'd fist her for sure !!!! :winkwink:

fuck her hard :)

Cook, keep the house clean, and stay on budget

ill raise your fisting with this:
http://www.latexangel.com/galleries/...dpool/eg3.jpeg

but if youre gonna make a sandwhich after that be sure to use this:
http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2...teria-Soap.jpg

The grass in my front garden needs cutting, and the deck needs staining.

bake me a pie

you only do your dishes ever other week? i run my dishwasher at least once a day, sometimes two lol.

my girl does all the cooking, i do all the cleaning and maintainance. i like it that way (fair is fair). i can't really thing of anything i'd want out of a woman that i don't already get...

i would put a pine cone up her butt backwards... smooth going in, but a pain to get out :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

i hooked up with 1 chick a while ago that was a bit of a freak that was fucking awesome, until she told me she was into cutting and bleeding... which explained all the marks on her back, legs and arms :helpme

first thing I am thinking is she has to get that mole on her belly cut off. a thousand clicks of the spot healing brush is gonna suck.

then i am thinking maybe anal with a 24" buddha statue, you know the really fat buddha, not the keanu reaves type buddha.