yea he owns them i work for him and gary :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Yeah this approach is going to have you looking for a new job in 2 week's and having you back being a bus boy at Enrique's Bistro in 2 months.

we need to make it mandatory for all the males here to post picutres like that :1orglaugh:thumbsup

Ah OK. :upsidedow

I wish I didn't click on this thread.....

Let me help you guys all settle this. Please print out the below image and follow directions on it:

http://www.male-impotence-penis-enla...enis-chart.gif

If the left side of the diagram is closer to where you are than the right side ... please go play in other threads.

For the rest of you... feel free to post pics and be objectified by the women of GFY.

For every thousand threads on GFY where women are objectified, why can't you haters leave this one thread alone? A little on the "low average" side perhaps? :Oh crap

is that a 'real' thing or something that was just made up because i think it needs to have a few more fields added to the right hand side :1orglaugh

seriously though, im gonna print that out and post it later once i get back to a pc with ftp access haha

My office must be cold .....

http://i768.photobucket.com/albums/x...oto/ladies.jpg


.

The Giraffe has SPOKEN !
are you saying that size DOES matter :1orglaugh

Well the diagram is not to scale but you get the picture. There are measurements written on there for your reference. In other words:

Objects in the diagram should definitely be larger than they appear.

Come on sweepea's, take another peek you'll find it. If not, you must not be one of the 4 :upsidedow

Carry on Ryan.

ah okay wasnt sure if that was something 'to scale' or not was thinking that the 9inchs on that was a lot smaller than what i have been used to haha

I am 6ft tall... of COURSE size matters. If it didn't, I wouldnt have to deal with as many insecure men.

Who are we kidding here people?? :upsidedow

thanks lauralee will do :)

i think its a shame that only one other person is comfortable enough with their sexuality to post pics to you would think working in the PORN business that everyone would be open about seeing pics either male or female, guess i was wrong about that though.

so on a more serious note - what do you ladies do in the industry if you dont mind me asking you all dont seem like you are from in front of the camera more behind the scenes stuff and program owners?

would love to chat about maybe seeing how we can work together if you would be interested?

I am curious... what does posting pics of your junk have to do with being comfortable with your sexuality?

I really don't think the two are related.

I am completely fine with objectifiying men but lets call a spade a spade: You are a voyeur....don't talk like you are a soldier in the sexual revolution or something.

Just being devils advocate here. ;)

Why don't you do a version I can use in my laptop browser and just slap my cock over the edge of the screen?

Sure... would you like fries with that too sir? Fries go very well with lazy I am told.

oh i didnt mean it to sound like that, i meant that of all the guys here who are looking at pics of women they seem afraid of posting their own pics because they might not be looked at as 'straight' by their industry peers, it seems to be the common 'feel' around here whenever a pic of guy is posted it is always considered 'gay' by many from some of the threads i have seen... i am voyeuristic, no qualms about that i just think it is odd that in the porn industry posting pics of naked women is fine but if a pic of a guy gets posted its 'gay' like it is a challenge to a guys manlyness or whatever :)

he is very strong on plow

I used to be signed to NYMM and have a huge schlong. With that being said I still wouldn't splatter my semi nude pictures on the web for anything less than 7 figures because...

1) I do business in mainstream too
2) 20 years from now who knows where the fuck I'm going to be and where these pictures are going to pop up
3) I come here for the laughs, Fris and Smokey's threads and a little business...not to hook up with chics.

If you'd like I can post my affiliate id laced Fling link so you can sign up and meet someone?

It's not that, it's just high school.

I'm pretty sure that the dude in my PE class with the ten incher in 11th grade didn't NEED to take a naked lap of the locker room every single day.

Hahaha, I'm very secure with my sexuality, that's why I can proudly show my friends Goatse and not be afraid to be called gay. Now you're the one who seems so insecure that they can't see such a picture without turning into a big cry baby.

I'd show my picture for the girls, but I know I'm an ugly bastard and nobody will wanna see me, so I keep it to myself. But people like you on the other hand are hilarious. Think they are gods gift to woman and feel the need to post their pics constantly.

Oh and the whole "being called gay" for posting a picture of another male, you must not be a member of GFY for very long? You're not being called gay for posting a picture of a male, you're being called gay for posting a picture of yourself for other guys to see.

Carry on, I was just injecting a little fun into the thread, ya know, for the rest of us, but you got to butt hurt and had to make it all personal, so I'm out of this thread now, toodles pumpkin.

Why do these words seem familiar to me? Ladies?

Ryan... since you are young and I don't want you to be too disappointed when you figure this out on your own... I am going to have to break this down for you:

Since most of the men on this board spend their days judging beautiful women (naked or otherwise) saying how they would "hit that" or how they wouldnt touch a girl with 10 foot pole etc....do you REALLY think that they want to subject themselves to that same level of scrutiny?

It has nothing to do with sexuality or fear of being called gay. It is just that karma is a bitch and they don't want all their stupid exploitative keyboard warrior remarks of the past to come back and bite them right on their small penises.

Show me a man with a big penis and I will show you a man thats not ashamed of showing it....but not necessarily all over the internet.

Have I said too much.... :1orglaugh

thanks for proving my point... a guy cant post a naked pic of himself or another guy in a thread geared towards women without being considered 'gay' by their peers i think that is a shame considering we work in the porn biz :2 cents:

its like when i first started pushing Condom Cash other webmasters assumed just because i was promoting a gay program that i was gay, i just think its kind of strange making assumptions about people based on a message board post or what they do for a living to pay the bills.

LOL i kinda stepped right in to that didnt i haha

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

They think you're gay because you are trying so hard not to be.

Alas... this used to be enough for me to date someone but the bar was raised after I got myself one of those tractors you could just drive around.

Now man need to drive tractor with his penis.

That is all.

im very open about sex... make of that what you will :)

i have never claimed to be straight i have never claimed to be gay i have however claimed to be a very sexual person and sex is a good thing whenever it happens whomever it happens with whether someone is gay, straight, bi or anything else so long as it is between consenting adults.

Funny thread :)

:uhoh:uhoh

?All men are homosexual, some turn straight. It must be very odd to be a straight man because your sexuality is hopelessly defensive. It's like an ideal of racial purity.?

- Derek Jarman

Newsflash - nobody cares who or what you fuck.

Oh yes ...and just for good measure:

?At the heart of pornography is sexuality haunted by its own disappearance?

- Jean Baudrillard

this thread is gay.

ive read that somewhere before, the first quote is new to me though :)

Maybe but its entertaining at least.