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WINTER TIRES ARE for PUSSIES!

10-14-2009, 11:33 AM

I have RW drive and i like being the asshole spinning out at lights until the shit turns yellow.

im in no rush i work from home, i could give 2 shits.

you losers and your office jobs LOLZ.

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10-14-2009, 11:34 AM

my car is RWD and i love when it snows and im stuck on a hill and the tires spin and the guy behind me in his AWD ford truck beep the horn like i have a magic button to move forward.

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10-14-2009, 11:34 AM

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10-14-2009, 11:34 AM

Squeealing around in the ice n shit is what i look forward to.

Every year i take my beast ass truck to a certain parking lot up by my mother's house. I waste a half tank of gas just spinning around and shit.

I hit 80-100 miles an hour while barely moving!

Im just too easy to entertain

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10-14-2009, 11:35 AM

Originally posted by bossku69

my car is RWD and i love when it snows and im stuck on a hill and the tires spin and the guy behind me in his AWD ford truck beep the horn like i have a magic button to move forward.

LOLZ exactly FUCK HIM!

these niggas be buying all SUVS and shit when you cant go anywhere in winter traffic because of guys like me anyway.
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10-14-2009, 11:36 AM

Originally posted by Deej

Squeealing around in the ice n shit is what i look forward to.

Every year i take my beast ass truck to a certain parking lot up by my mother's house. I waste a half tank of gas just spinning around and shit.

I hit 80-100 miles an hour while barely moving!

Im just too easy to entertain

bingo that's how a real man does it. last year this semi blew a yellow and i hit the fuckin E brake and mackereled around his dum ass.

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10-14-2009, 11:38 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

bingo that's how a real man does it. last year this semi blew a yellow and i hit the fuckin E brake and mackereled around his dum ass.

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Pullin Es and shifting gearz!!!

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10-14-2009, 11:41 AM

Originally posted by Deej

Pullin Es and shifting gearz!!!

bingo!

the worst is these chumps who buy their wives an 80k SUV, look nigga your wife cant drive in the first place buy her a fucking KIA and toss some chains on the bad boy.

you will maybe get $1k in fines each year which is a cool payment instead of looking like a bitch ass.
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10-14-2009, 11:44 AM

I was busting doughnuts in a school parking lot during recess and a cop comes to my window and asks me wtf im doing. i responded "i am busy working for dunking doughnuts nigga"

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10-14-2009, 11:45 AM

womenz should not drive in the snow period...

I say this only to keep them safe from harm...

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10-14-2009, 11:46 AM

tires in general are for pussies. i ride my shit on the rims.

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10-14-2009, 11:46 AM

Originally posted by Deej

womenz should not drive in the snow period...

I say this only to keep them safe from harm...

women need to be at home with their hands near their hotbox so that when the man comes home her hands are warm enough to give me a mofo backrub.
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10-14-2009, 11:49 AM

Originally posted by BlackCrayon

tires in general are for pussies. i ride my shit on the rims.

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10-14-2009, 11:51 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

I was busting doughnuts in a school parking lot during recess and a cop comes to my window and asks me wtf im doing. i responded "i am busy working for dunking doughnuts nigga"

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10-14-2009, 11:53 AM

fuck tires, fuck rims. i rock tank treads down da streets.

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10-14-2009, 11:56 AM

When I used to drive from Reno to Sacto or SF winter tires were required, sometimes chains too or they would turn you back.

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10-14-2009, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by quiet

fuck tires, fuck rims. i rock tank treads down da streets.

uncool dude...

that leaves you in complete control...

This thread and our intentions are anti-control.

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10-14-2009, 11:58 AM

It's a sunny day and I can't get out of my place...

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10-14-2009, 11:58 AM

Originally posted by quiet

fuck tires, fuck rims. i rock tank treads down da streets.
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10-14-2009, 12:01 PM

I'd like to see you drive a RWD car with drag radials or sticky street tires in the snow. I made the mistake of trying it last year, once I backed it out I had to leave it at the end of my driveway halfway on the street. The car wouldn't move an inch, the tires would just slide, I couldn't back up or even get it back up the driveway.

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10-14-2009, 01:01 PM

Originally posted by NetHorse

I'd like to see you drive a RWD car with drag radials or sticky street tires in the snow. I made the mistake of trying it last year, once I backed it out I had to leave it at the end of my driveway halfway on the street. The car wouldn't move an inch, the tires would just slide, I couldn't back up or even get it back up the driveway.

Bucket o' sand/gravel

When i lived in the mountains I used to carry a 5 gallon bucket fulla round in the winter at all times. can get you out of a ton predicaments.

This one time a friend came to my house driving his ford probe ( back when they were somewhat cool) and we had to shovel gravel in front of the tires for about 30 yards just to get his car up over a small hill and into my driveway.

Fuckin Snow!

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10-14-2009, 01:08 PM

shit I drive around in my beater car with bare tires and slam on the brakes during the summer as I come to a skidding stop. Tires squeal like a mofo and the person in front of me looks in the rearview and shits themselves as I come to stop. Oh yes I've had to change lanes in mid skid as not to rear end. It's an old cop car I bought 88 Diplomat

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10-14-2009, 01:37 PM

going to be my first winter with the bmw.
atleast i got 255's out back
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10-14-2009, 01:41 PM

Originally posted by Deej

womenz should not drive in the snow period...

I say this only to keep them safe from harm...

That is why I have a mountain bike.

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10-14-2009, 01:48 PM

Originally posted by Honez

That is why I have a mountain bike.

do you have chains for it?

True story... mys tep father calls me up one day and Apparently I left a mountain bike up there and he wanted to know if he could mod it up and put chains on it and shit so he could ride around in the snow.

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10-14-2009, 01:58 PM

Originally posted by AZNNC

going to be my first winter with the bmw.
atleast i got 255's out back

haha yea I just got some new wheels / tires on mine. 255's in the front and 285's in the back.

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10-14-2009, 02:21 PM

Originally posted by Deej

do you have chains for it?

True story... mys tep father calls me up one day and Apparently I left a mountain bike up there and he wanted to know if he could mod it up and put chains on it and shit so he could ride around in the snow.

Goofy ole bastard

No chains needed for snow riding You haven't lived until you have ridden a bike in the snow. Fun shit indeed.

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10-14-2009, 05:34 PM

Originally posted by AZNNC

going to be my first winter with the bmw.
atleast i got 255's out back

you are driving your wifes car for the winter?
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10-14-2009, 05:58 PM

you crack me the fuck up

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10-14-2009, 06:10 PM

Winter? what does that even mean? I just hired a full time driver for $300 a week. He comes and gets me in his limo and does my driving for me while I surf the internet on my laptop around the island. Fuck driving that's for losers ;)

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10-14-2009, 06:47 PM

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you crack me the fuck up

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Originally posted by Zuzana Designs

Winter? what does that even mean? I just hired a full time driver for $300 a week. He comes and gets me in his limo and does my driving for me while I surf the internet on my laptop around the island. Fuck driving that's for losers ;)

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your job sounds similar to a mobile prostitute making house calls lolz.

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10-14-2009, 06:53 PM

they are a must. especially when your tires get really hard in the winter.
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10-14-2009, 07:20 PM

All season radials. Never needed anything more than that.

Real men aren't afraid of a little fishtailing.

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10-14-2009, 07:34 PM

God this thread is full of win.
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10-14-2009, 07:38 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

All season radials. Never needed anything more than that.

Real men aren't afraid of a little fishtailing.

are they still taking the polar bear express around winterpeg?
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