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  • dyna mo
    just a fucking jerk
    • Dec 2008
    • 68184

    #101
    Originally posted by DamianJ
    It's a tricky issue. I am a keen fan of hip hop, and especially UK hip hop. What happens when a british white OR black person drops the N Bomb?

    I think the opening of Office Space carries important lessons for us all. If you are Honky, you can drop the N Bomb all day long, AS LONG AS A BLACK PERSON DOESN'T SEE.



    It's a thorny issue but not just linked to what operating system you run.

    Both Macs and PCs play rap the same. Linux might, I'm not sure what with all their beady ogg vorbis shit.
    i forgot a major rule of thumb- when in doubt, look to office space for an answer.

    for instance, i was trying to pull a hottie this weekend and asked her if she wanted to come back to my place and play video games, i was shot down. i should of asked if she wanted to come over and watch kung fu.

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    • DamianJ
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2006
      • 15808

      #102
      Originally posted by dyna mo
      i forgot a major rule of thumb- when in doubt, look to office space for an answer.

      for instance, i was trying to pull a hottie this weekend and asked her if she wanted to come back to my place and play video games, i was shot down. i should of asked if she wanted to come over and watch kung fu.
      It's a schoolboy error.

      Did you end up cranking in the basement again instead?

      I know I did.

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      • dyna mo
        just a fucking jerk
        • Dec 2008
        • 68184

        #103
        Originally posted by DamianJ
        It's a schoolboy error.

        Did you end up cranking in the basement again instead?

        I know I did.
        yah, but i was pretty drunk so i ended up passing out only to wake up with my hand glued to my schlong with the dried lube.

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        • DamianJ
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2006
          • 15808

          #104
          Nothing yet? Oh. I am so disappointed.

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          • stoner529
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2008
            • 421

            #105
            "soccer-football" so easy a retard can play! why does the whole world except the united states think a sport that wont let you use your hands is considered fun?

            the only thing soccer does is develop the foot cooridination for my 5 year old nephew. aside from that? how hard is it to kick a small object into a big net.?

            Hockey is a smaller object in a net totaly eclipsed by a big guy in pads. thats challenging.

            soccer. how hard is it really to get that ball past the goal keeper.

            i guess thats why i quit playing at 10 years old. got sick of just kicking a ball. i couldnt shoot it through a hoop or hit it over a fence really far away.

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            • DamianJ
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2006
              • 15808

              #106
              Oh, and your site is borked in firefox.

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              • bushwacker
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2002
                • 2817

                #107
                Originally posted by stoner529
                "soccer-football" so easy a retard can play! why does the whole world except the united states think a sport that wont let you use your hands is considered fun?

                the only thing soccer does is develop the foot cooridination for my 5 year old nephew. aside from that? how hard is it to kick a small object into a big net.?

                Hockey is a smaller object in a net totaly eclipsed by a big guy in pads. thats challenging.

                soccer. how hard is it really to get that ball past the goal keeper.

                i guess thats why i quit playing at 10 years old. got sick of just kicking a ball. i couldnt shoot it through a hoop or hit it over a fence really far away.
                In other words, you were no good.

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                • stoner529
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 421

                  #108
                  Originally posted by bushwacker
                  In other words, you were no good.
                  NO JUST BORED. always waiting in the backfield got old. my team usually won

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                  • DamianJ
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 15808

                    #109
                    Originally posted by stoner529
                    "soccer-football" so easy a retard can play! why does the whole world except the united states think a sport that wont let you use your hands is considered fun?
                    a) What on earth is soccer-football?

                    b) Don't worry what the united states thinks about a sport. You guys roll differently. Heck you have a WORLD SERIES of a game where you are the only country to play! Talk about out there!

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                    • stoner529
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2008
                      • 421

                      #110
                      Originally posted by DamianJ
                      a) What on earth is soccer-football?

                      b) Don't worry what the united states thinks about a sport. You guys roll differently. Heck you have a WORLD SERIES of a game where you are the only country to play! Talk about out there!

                      Sign up to promote Lolly Badcock here. www.3wayscash.com

                      "soccer-football" just my way of saying soccer, or football as you call it. both names.

                      i don't get the "world series" either. i thought that was called THE OLYMPICS(everyone participates). oh well. i wont be posting anymore. i have to go eat some good salsa and watch Desperate Housewives on tivo with the mrs.

                      oh yes, its 6:21 and the temperature is 100 degrees

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                      • DamianJ
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 15808

                        #111
                        Apostrophe use 101



                        What is wrong here?

                        The premiere database that belongs to the internet. Therefore it should be

                        internet's

                        not

                        internets

                        I wouldn't normally point out 6th grade punctuation, but that appears to be the strapline of your site.

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                        • DamianJ
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 15808

                          #112
                          Originally posted by dyna mo
                          you neglected to include the biggest contribution- they'd all be speaking german if it wasn't for us.

                          Instead of just driving their cars and drinking their beer.

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                          • DamianJ
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jul 2006
                            • 15808

                            #113
                            I reckon my grand is safe.

                            Promote Lolly badcock

                            :D

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                            • DamianJ
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 15808

                              #114
                              I am now going to bed. Please do not post on this thread until I get up.

                              Thanks.

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                              • MaDalton
                                I am Amazing Content!
                                • Feb 2004
                                • 39861

                                #115
                                Originally posted by dyna mo
                                you neglected to include the biggest contribution- they'd all be speaking german if it wasn't for us.

                                what a horrible vision
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                                • dyna mo
                                  just a fucking jerk
                                  • Dec 2008
                                  • 68184

                                  #116
                                  Originally posted by MaDalton
                                  what a horrible vision
                                  i hate how y'all save the action clause till the end of the sentence.


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                                  • MaDalton
                                    I am Amazing Content!
                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 39861

                                    #117
                                    i think this way i could really enjoy your "football"





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                                    • stoner529
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2008
                                      • 421

                                      #118
                                      i wonder if women ever get sick of knowing that they are only being treated as objects when they dress like that. not that i care. i would watch it.

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                                      • dyna mo
                                        just a fucking jerk
                                        • Dec 2008
                                        • 68184

                                        #119
                                        a little birdy just hit me up on icq and said damianj isn't even british.

                                        he just claims he is here so he can post with an accent.

                                        and he's really a closet cleveland browns fan, thus his outlook on american footballs.

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                                        • Barefootsies
                                          Choice is an Illusion
                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 42635

                                          #120
                                          Should You Email Your Members?

                                          Link1 | Link2 | Link3

                                          Enough Said.

                                          "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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                                          • Barefootsies
                                            Choice is an Illusion
                                            • Feb 2005
                                            • 42635

                                            #121
                                            Hundie and Fiddy.


                                            Sig.
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                                            • MaDalton
                                              I am Amazing Content!
                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 39861

                                              #122
                                              Originally posted by stoner529
                                              i wonder if women ever get sick of knowing that they are only being treated as objects when they dress like that. not that i care. i would watch it.
                                              i just saw it on TV, that's why i posted it. and yes, they know exactly why guys come to watch their games.
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                                              • weekly
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Dec 2005
                                                • 1785

                                                #123
                                                Originally posted by DamianJ
                                                Oh god I know. I am just playing with you as it appears to be getting proper loonys to post nonsense. And it's amusing me.



                                                I want someone with the american flag tattooed on their face to post a video rant calling me a fag soon.
                                                You need to go back to beer and bollocks where you can be precious. You are in way over your head. "Football" is a lame, boring game that attracts hooligans and thugs around the world. The worst of it are the English. Stomped any heads lately Damian?

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                                                • BlackCrayon
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                  • 19634

                                                  #124
                                                  you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                                  • Bman
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Aug 2003
                                                    • 1679

                                                    #125
                                                    Originally posted by DamianJ


                                                    :D
                                                    Man I am still laughing at the Hand Egg....wow. I love both sports.
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                                                    • DamianJ
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                      • 15808

                                                      #126
                                                      Originally posted by weekly
                                                      You need to go back to beer and bollocks where you can be precious. You are in way over your head. "Football" is a lame, boring game that attracts hooligans and thugs around the world. The worst of it are the English. Stomped any heads lately Damian?
                                                      Hahah, REFUND! I missed you so much.

                                                      Is this the one forum you've not been banned from or do you keep rejoining with fake nicks like you do everywhere else?

                                                      Still, glad you are helping bump this.

                                                      Cheers mate!

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                                                      • DamianJ
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Jul 2006
                                                        • 15808

                                                        #127
                                                        Originally posted by Roald
                                                        Thats where you fail homey, reading.

                                                        carry on
                                                        And apostrophe use.

                                                        I guess education isn't as good in America as it is in Europe?

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                                                        • DamianJ
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                          • 15808

                                                          #128
                                                          Originally posted by BlackCrayon
                                                          Now, that at least was amusing.

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                                                          • Gambrinus
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Jun 2007
                                                            • 740

                                                            #129
                                                            Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                                                            Look at the size of American football players. Do you know how to calculate kinetic energy? Their size and speed is unmatched in any sport on the planet. The energy in which they collide easily breaks bones, hence all the padding. Rugby players are generally smaller. Less mass means less kinetic energy which means less potential for injury. The hits are infinitely less brutal and come from much smaller players which negates the need for padding.
                                                            There is a reason the limey queer glossed over this.

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                                                            • DamianJ
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                              • 15808

                                                              #130
                                                              Originally posted by Gambrinus
                                                              the limey queer
                                                              What's wrong with being gay?

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                                                              • GABScott
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Sep 2008
                                                                • 111

                                                                #131
                                                                Bump for the most fun I've had on a Tuesday morning in ages!

                                                                What time does this kick off again? I want to make sure I don't miss it!
                                                                Last edited by GABScott; 10-13-2009, 02:28 AM. Reason: incorrect apostrophe usage embarrassment avoidance
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                                                                • raven1083
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2007
                                                                  • 7687

                                                                  #132
                                                                  admit it we enjoy each game . lol
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                                                                  • Gambrinus
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Jun 2007
                                                                    • 740

                                                                    #133
                                                                    Originally posted by DamianJ
                                                                    What's wrong with being gay?
                                                                    Nothing at all. You look like you suck a mean cock. Like you would use my balls as some sort of handle to pull my cock farther into your mouth. I can only imagine how much wiener juice it takes to satisfy a cocklust like yours. Id pretend you were Oliver Twist and rape your mouth until those wickets you call teeth shatter into dust.

                                                                    Then I would shit on your Macbook keyboard and close it shut.

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                                                                    • DamianJ
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                      • 15808

                                                                      #134
                                                                      Originally posted by Gambrinus
                                                                      Nothing at all. You look like you suck a mean cock. Like you would use my balls as some sort of handle to pull my cock farther into your mouth. I can only imagine how much wiener juice it takes to satisfy a cocklust like yours. Id pretend you were Oliver Twist and rape your mouth until those wickets you call teeth shatter into dust.

                                                                      Then I would shit on your Macbook keyboard and close it shut.
                                                                      You are really fucking turning me on man. Keep going. You wanna C2C?

                                                                      Jesus I am hard as a rock.

                                                                      FWAAAAAAAP

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                                                                      • georgeyw
                                                                        58008 53773
                                                                        • Jul 2005
                                                                        • 9865

                                                                        #135
                                                                        Originally posted by Scott McD
                                                                        Every other country in the world calls football "football" anyway. It's only in America it's called soccer for some reason.

                                                                        And yes, American football does seem a little strange being called football since the ball is hardly ever used with the foot.

                                                                        Things that make ya go, hmmmmmmmmm.....

                                                                        ummm wrong - AFL and NRL to name two sports called football - there are many more.

                                                                        Originally posted by J. Falcon
                                                                        Rugby and American football have very little in common. American football is much, much more violent. They wear pads for a reason.
                                                                        I do not have the words to express how much of a moron you are.
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                                                                        • DamianJ
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                          • 15808

                                                                          #136
                                                                          Originally posted by georgeyw
                                                                          I do not have the words to express how much of a moron you are.
                                                                          Finally, an aussie!

                                                                          Now you are the guys that are fucking hard when it comes to sports!

                                                                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9lwkzms-f4
                                                                          Last edited by DamianJ; 10-13-2009, 04:46 AM.

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                                                                          • tranza
                                                                            ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                                            • 57559

                                                                            #137
                                                                            Originally posted by beerptrol
                                                                            Here's another difference between the two. It's fans


                                                                            I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                            • pornguy
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 62912

                                                                              #138
                                                                              Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                              in my American opinion, all sports are dumb no matter what you call it. I guess the men in tights thing just too much for most to look away...
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                                                                              • georgeyw
                                                                                58008 53773
                                                                                • Jul 2005
                                                                                • 9865

                                                                                #139
                                                                                Originally posted by DamianJ
                                                                                Finally, an aussie!

                                                                                Now you are the guys that are fucking hard when it comes to sports!

                                                                                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9lwkzms-f4
                                                                                Thanks for the video - some great players in there
                                                                                TripleXPrint on Megan Fox
                                                                                "I would STILL suck her pussy until her face caved in. And then blow her up and do it again!"

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                                                                                • weekly
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Dec 2005
                                                                                  • 1785

                                                                                  #140
                                                                                  Originally posted by DamianJ
                                                                                  Hahah, REFUND! I missed you so much.

                                                                                  Is this the one forum you've not been banned from or do you keep rejoining with fake nicks like you do everywhere else?

                                                                                  Still, glad you are helping bump this.

                                                                                  Cheers mate!
                                                                                  Sure Damian. You wanabee an American, but you just can't quite pull it off. LOL.
                                                                                  I see you finally pulled down the rape site you were promoting. Time's must be tough in old blighty. Still trying to hold on to a job and pay your rent? Not doing too well it seems.

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                                                                                  • DamianJ
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Jul 2006
                                                                                    • 15808

                                                                                    #141
                                                                                    Originally posted by weekly
                                                                                    You need to go back to beer and bollocks
                                                                                    Uh oh, refund, promoting other boards is a banning offence!

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                                                                                    • DamianJ
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                                      • 15808

                                                                                      #142
                                                                                      Originally posted by weekly
                                                                                      I see you finally pulled down the rape site you were promoting. Time's must be tough in old blighty. Still trying to hold on to a job and pay your rent? Not doing too well it seems.
                                                                                      Oh no refund, you promoted another porn forum.

                                                                                      I think that means you get banned from here, the last adult forum you're still allowed to post on!

                                                                                      OH NOES!!

                                                                                      "You need to go back to beer and bollocks where you can be precious."

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                                                                                      • weekly
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • Dec 2005
                                                                                        • 1785

                                                                                        #143
                                                                                        Originally posted by DamianJ
                                                                                        Uh oh, refund, promoting other boards is a banning offence!
                                                                                        Its the only way you survive. By getting folks banned. Being banned at GFY ain't no thing. Dude, face it. You are English and not doing very well. Stop whining on American boards. Go back to where you can fence with semi literates, dyslexics and hahahahahahaha rejects who swarm any American (or Yanks as you call them) who rock your little world. "Sweetie" What a freeking moron.
                                                                                        Maybe when you finally earn the national average and can afford your own house, your lame opinions may have some weight. Until then read below. It might explain why you and your friends are such miserable wankers.

                                                                                        LONDON - Britain has been designated the worst place to live in Europe, compared with nine other major countries, despite the fact that Brits earn by far the highest wages.

                                                                                        Life in sun-soaked Spain or in France, where people retire earlier and live longer, was judged to be the best by researchers at uSwitch.com in the latest European Quality of Life index.

                                                                                        Earning 35,730 pounds ($56,410) a year on average, Brits are 10,000 pounds ($15,790) richer than their European neighbours, but that doesn't translate into an easier life and they are getting a "raw deal" researchers concluded.

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                                                                                        • weekly
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Dec 2005
                                                                                          • 1785

                                                                                          #144
                                                                                          Originally posted by DamianJ
                                                                                          Oh no refund, you promoted another porn forum.

                                                                                          I think that means you get banned from here, the last adult forum you're still allowed to post on!

                                                                                          OH NOES!!

                                                                                          "You need to go back to beer and bollocks where you can be precious."
                                                                                          Dude, I post where business is done. You, on the other hand, flutter from job to job, claiming to be your own boss when you work for others, and post drivel on boards where you hope to eek out your pathetic existence. Damian, dude, you are an internet failure. You are the English disease.

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                                                                                          • dyna mo
                                                                                            just a fucking jerk
                                                                                            • Dec 2008
                                                                                            • 68184

                                                                                            #145
                                                                                            i watched top gear last nite, i love how the british pronounce aluminum.

                                                                                            it's cheeky!

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                                                                                            • dyna mo
                                                                                              just a fucking jerk
                                                                                              • Dec 2008
                                                                                              • 68184

                                                                                              #146
                                                                                              i'm curious, what do you brits call an english muffin?

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                                                                                              • DamianJ
                                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                • Jul 2006
                                                                                                • 15808

                                                                                                #147
                                                                                                Originally posted by weekly
                                                                                                Its the only way you survive. By getting folks banned.
                                                                                                (It's)

                                                                                                Did I *MAKE* you promote another adult webmaster forum?

                                                                                                No, you did that all of your own accord, honeypie.

                                                                                                See you around.

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                                                                                                • DamianJ
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                                                  • 15808

                                                                                                  #148
                                                                                                  Originally posted by weekly
                                                                                                  Dude, I post where business is done.
                                                                                                  Not for long, sexy.

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                                                                                                  • DamianJ
                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                    • Jul 2006
                                                                                                    • 15808

                                                                                                    #149
                                                                                                    Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                                                    i'm curious, what do you brits call an english muffin?
                                                                                                    a muffin

                                                                                                    :D

                                                                                                    I had one this morning with a poached egg on.

                                                                                                    Yum.

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                                                                                                    • weekly
                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                      • Dec 2005
                                                                                                      • 1785

                                                                                                      #150
                                                                                                      Originally posted by DamianJ
                                                                                                      (It's)

                                                                                                      Did I *MAKE* you promote another adult webmaster forum?

                                                                                                      No, you did that all of your own accord, honeypie.

                                                                                                      See you around.
                                                                                                      You fail again. Your Limey condescension makes you look like the wanker you are. Face it. You are a failure in this business and you are English. That is two strikes against you. That is a baseball term you might want to google. Your pathetic attempts at trying to sound American are a joke. You are a joke. And I have no time for anyone who promotes or promoted rape sites. That makes us all look bad and draws heat.

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