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SteveHardeman · 10-08-2009, 04:02 AM

Go steal from a church, then just kinda hang out and wait for the police to arrive. When they do, flash a shiny crucifix at em so they think it's a gun and shoot you, then sue for a million dollars. Of course, you'll never walk again but hey, you gotta give up something for the million dollars. Funny country we live in.

In the words of the great american, Toby Keith...."Gotta love this American Ride"

This shit never ceases to amaze me.

Quote:

Church Thief Shot by Calif. Cop Awarded $1.2M

OAKLAND, Calif. ? A San Francisco Bay Area city will pay $1.2 million to settle a lawsuit filed by a burglary suspect who was left a paraplegic after being shot by a police officer.

The Oakland City Council approved the payment to Charles Davis Jr. during a closed session Tuesday night.

Davis was suspected of burglarizing a church in 2007 when he was shot by the Oakland officer. Though Davis was unarmed, the officer said he mistook items that Davis was stealing from the church for a gun.

Rick Simons, Davis' attorney, says the money will be used the help the 49-year-old Davis with the "basic needs" of living as a paraplegic.

The settlement comes after the council voted on Sept. 22 to approve a $1.5 settlement payment to the family of a 20-year-old man shot and killed by an Oakland police officer in 2007.

Matyko · 10-08-2009, 05:57 AM

O M G :D
Don't blame the States. Every country has weird stories like this. These are funny reflections of the local societies.

Look what a cool blog about Hungary:
http://www.pestiside.hu/20091008/hun...efore-a-judge/

Peace

Spunky · 10-08-2009, 05:59 AM

I'd rather have my health

Barefootsies · 10-08-2009, 06:35 AM

Agreed.

My health's worth more than a million dollars.

Pleasurepays · 10-08-2009, 09:36 AM

That's fucked up. The cop should have killed him... you never shoot to wound for this exact reason. As a cop, you ALWAYS make sure the suspect is dead once the shooting starts. No need for a teary eyed cripple to sit in front of a jury telling his sad story... raising tax dollars.

96ukssob · 10-08-2009, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I'd rather have my health

not worth a million to not be able to walk again

Tom_PM · 10-08-2009, 09:47 AM

1.5 million will last like 3 months for a parapalegic.

10-08-2009, 05:57 AM	#2
Matyko PsyHead Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hungary Posts: 8,671	O M G :D Don't blame the States. Every country has weird stories like this. These are funny reflections of the local societies. Look what a cool blog about Hungary: http://www.pestiside.hu/20091008/hun...efore-a-judge/ Peace __________________ -=- Register with our ref link and we help you with the setup! -=- AdSpyglass.com - Double your profit from brokers

10-08-2009, 05:59 AM	#3
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10-08-2009, 06:35 AM	#4
Barefootsies Choice is an Illusion Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Land of Obama Posts: 42,635	Agreed. My health's worth more than a million dollars. __________________ Should You Email Your Members? Link1 \| Link2 \| Link3 Enough Said. "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

10-08-2009, 09:47 AM	#7
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	1.5 million will last like 3 months for a parapalegic. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

10-08-2009, 09:36 AM	#5
Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	That's fucked up. The cop should have killed him... you never shoot to wound for this exact reason. As a cop, you ALWAYS make sure the suspect is dead once the shooting starts. No need for a teary eyed cripple to sit in front of a jury telling his sad story... raising tax dollars.