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ThumbLord 10-05-2009 03:13 PM

true was the word killing it.
as in the title and the author.

fatfoo 10-05-2009 03:45 PM

At this point I starting thinking it's a lie:

"The third kid behind the counter reaches down under the cash register into the deli meat section and take a butcher knife."

cam_girls 10-05-2009 04:06 PM

most people don't bother with the B/S confession at the end. You could have milked that party in prison scene for another paragraph, and infiltrated the womens prison, got some ladies pregnant, had some kids, pay support to women in prison..

woj 10-05-2009 04:33 PM

:1orglaugh

Exotic Gold 10-05-2009 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16392595)
...but I know the owners so i tell them and sure as shit doesn't the guy leap over the counter and chase the kid down the street...

I was at the grocery last week and as I'm loading my shit in the car these two kids come running past with a plastic jug of booze in each hand and behind them is the store security guard screaming at them and chasing.

One books left, one books right and runs right past me.

After 100 yards or so the security guard gives up and as he's walking back past me he says, "Why didn't you stop that kid?"

My answer: "What the fuck makes you think I'm on your side?"

SleazyDream 10-05-2009 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 16395329)
i knew it was fake when you claimed you got physical with one.

keyboard warriors never get physical

;-)))))

dude - i owned a bar for a year and a 1/2 that had the roughest crowd in my city and kept it under total control. that wasn't out of character :2 cents:

dyna mo 10-05-2009 05:00 PM

Gimli Facts

* population: 2000

Deej 10-05-2009 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exotic Gold (Post 16397717)
I was at the grocery last week and as I'm loading my shit in the car these two kids come running past with a plastic jug of booze in each hand and behind them is the store security guard screaming at them and chasing.

One books left, one books right and runs right past me.

After 100 yards or so the security guard gives up and as he's walking back past me he says, "Why didn't you stop that kid?"

My answer: "What the fuck makes you think I'm on your side?"

:thumbsup

JamesK 10-05-2009 06:06 PM

wall of text

Pics Traffic 10-05-2009 06:15 PM

as if anyone is going to read that.

d-null 10-05-2009 06:24 PM

http://i34.tinypic.com/30ma8n6.png

SleazyDream 10-05-2009 10:05 PM

more and more

sexandcash 10-06-2009 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exotic Gold (Post 16397717)
I was at the grocery last week and as I'm loading my shit in the car these two kids come running past with a plastic jug of booze in each hand and behind them is the store security guard screaming at them and chasing.

One books left, one books right and runs right past me.

After 100 yards or so the security guard gives up and as he's walking back past me he says, "Why didn't you stop that kid?"

My answer: "What the fuck makes you think I'm on your side?"

hey man I've been trying to reach you for a while!
Can you please hit me up on ICQ: 490947295 or shoot me an email to vanessa(at)sexandcash.com

Thanks!

american pervert 10-06-2009 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16397861)
dude - i owned a bar for a year and a 1/2 that had the roughest crowd in my city and kept it under total control. that wasn't out of character :2 cents:

true, but it's easier when you have bouncers backing you up, its another to handle shit on your own

D-Money 10-06-2009 09:50 AM

You used the word COMMAND. That's when I knew.

Exotic Gold 10-06-2009 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexandcash (Post 16399099)
hey man I've been trying to reach you for a while!
Can you please hit me up on ICQ: 490947295 or shoot me an email to vanessa(at)sexandcash.com

Thanks!

I'm online 24-7.

The fan in my PC also powers a Red Bull drip, so I'm always up and ready to do business.

Kenny B! 10-06-2009 10:13 AM

You have too much time on your hands

Shoehorn! 10-06-2009 10:24 AM

My feet are still cold from Gimli 2 years ago.

Daruma 10-06-2009 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 16400847)
true, but it's easier when you have bouncers backing you up, its another to handle shit on your own

Yo - reminds me of the days when you where baby sitting Briana Banks :pimp

SleazyDream 10-06-2009 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 16400847)
true, but it's easier when you have bouncers backing you up, its another to handle shit on your own

um, sounds a LOT like you're imposing your cowardness on me.
Not everyone is a chickenshit dude.


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