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  • Paparazzi
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 3488
    #1

    Don't make a tattoo drunk

    After a bottle of vodka he woke up with a penis tattoo. He told the tattoo artist "make whatever you want, I want a "drunk tattoo" "

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    • Jarmusch
       
      • May 2003
      • 12479
      #2
      Four balls?

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        • papill0n
          Unregistered Abuser
          • Oct 2007
          • 15547
          #3
          jesus lol

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            • cherrylula
              lol
              • Jan 2002
              • 15969
              #4
              why does it have 4 testicles?

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                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                  Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 38323
                  #5
                  Originally posted by cherrylula
                  why does it have 4 testicles?
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                  Remember kids, friends don't let friends get drunk dick tattoos...

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                    • Pics Traffic
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 3055
                      #6
                      I saw this guy on the beach once, obvious flaming fag queen, that had tree tattoo growing out of his ass crack with dicks hanging on it. Nasty but funny.
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                        • spazlabz
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 6548
                          #7
                          Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                          It could have been worse - check out this sausage fest:



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                          Remember kids, friends don't let friends get drunk dick tattoos...

                          ADG




                          spaz

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                            • Gordon1
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 2523
                              #8
                              lol good advice

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                                • madawgz
                                  8.8.8.8
                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 30509
                                  #9
                                  that would really suck lol
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                                    • Spunky
                                      I need a beer
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 133986
                                      #10
                                      Har har,poor guy

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                                        • IllTestYourGirls
                                          Ah My Balls
                                          • Feb 2007
                                          • 14311
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                          And get a load of this swinging dick:



                                          Remember kids, friends don't let friends get drunk dick tattoos...

                                          ADG
                                          That is actually some pretty sweet work....if it wasnt a dick...

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                                            • XMaster
                                              Poker Player
                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 2947
                                              #12
                                              nice tattoo!
                                              still moneyhere

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                                                • LoveSandra
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Aug 2008
                                                  • 10551
                                                  #13
                                                  ahahahahah

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                                                    • RenegadeCash Mark
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Apr 2008
                                                      • 1002
                                                      #14
                                                      Lmao, thats just fucked up.
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                                                        • M0nk
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2007
                                                          • 3502
                                                          #15


                                                          creepy but thats a really good work!
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                                                            • wizzart
                                                              scriptmaster
                                                              • May 2006
                                                              • 5246
                                                              #16
                                                              hah, very smart
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                                                                • gornyhuy
                                                                  Chafed.
                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                  • 18041
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Mmmmmm permanent cock on my arm.

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                                                                    • Scott McD
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 67798
                                                                      #18
                                                                      LOL at the 4 balls...


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                                                                        • Quagmire
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                          • 6490
                                                                          #19
                                                                          yikes. four nuts and a leaky condom. thats one hell of a tattoo.

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                                                                            • MrPotatoBread
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Aug 2008
                                                                              • 854
                                                                              #20
                                                                              OMG! Looks like a rowdy night to do that....damn...
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                                                                                • sexandcash
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Nov 2008
                                                                                  • 1566
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  oohhh mmannn.... he's definitely going to need to wear long sleeved shirts till he gets that laziked....

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                                                                                    • cherrylula
                                                                                      lol
                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                      • 15969
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                                                                      Mmmmmm permanent cock on my arm.
                                                                                      you could gaze at it allllll day!

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                                                                                        • Fletch XXX
                                                                                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                          • 60840
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          dont we all have 4 balls?

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                                                                                            • rayadp05
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                                                                                              • Nov 2005
                                                                                              • 4187
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              That's fucked up.

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                                                                                                • fatfoo
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                  • 27763
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  That's terrible. I don't know why anyone would get drunk and tell the artist to draw whatever he wants. As I understand, the person who got the tattoo was drunk, correct? Good thing the artist wasn't drunk.
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                                                                                                    • inkognito
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Nov 2007
                                                                                                      • 284
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

                                                                                                      Remember kids, friends don't let friends get drunk dick tattoos...
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                                                                                                        • Fletch XXX
                                                                                                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                                          • 60840
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by fatfoo
                                                                                                          That's terrible. I don't know why anyone would get drunk and tell the artist to draw whatever he wants. As I understand, the person who got the tattoo was drunk, correct? Good thing the artist wasn't drunk.
                                                                                                          good tattoo artists wont tattoo a drunk person.

                                                                                                          For one, they bleed more, youre not supposed to consume alcohol before getting a tat.

                                                                                                          Secondly, they usually end up regretting what they had done.

                                                                                                          The look of that work says non professional anyway...

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                                                                                                            • Itchy
                                                                                                              Datetronix.com
                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                              • 6525
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                                                              good tattoo artists wont tattoo a drunk person.


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                                                                                                                • Vicious_B
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • May 2008
                                                                                                                  • 2564
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                                                  It could have been worse - check out this sausage fest:



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                                                                                                                    • whiskey dick
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Nov 2008
                                                                                                                      • 106
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Its like a gross hairy four leaf clover

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                                                                                                                        • Iron Fist
                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                          • Dec 2006
                                                                                                                          • 23400
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                                                          It could have been worse - check out this sausage fest:



                                                                                                                          And get a load of this swinging dick:



                                                                                                                          Remember kids, friends don't let friends get drunk dick tattoos...

                                                                                                                          ADG
                                                                                                                          i like waffles

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                                                                                                                            • tranza
                                                                                                                              ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                              • 57559
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Hahaha, that is ridiculous!
                                                                                                                              I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                                                                                • beerptrol
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed Asshole
                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 12722
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Jarmusch
                                                                                                                                  Four balls?
                                                                                                                                  Chernobyl baby lol
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                                                                                                                                    • Deesnuts
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2009
                                                                                                                                      • 2792
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      cock and balls

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