A body condom.

Blue jean shorts, no panties. A hot pink t-shirt that says "I have issues", no bra. I'm just about to change into my jammies, though, which are actually a pair of mens' plaid pajama bottoms worn with a sports bra. :thumbsup

stained wife beater and khakis

A plate of spaghetti...

...oh wait, no. wrong thread.

fleece socks, jeans, black t-shirt, thermal longsleeve, dark blue sweatshirt. it's cold up here.