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playa · 12-10-2002, 01:24 PM

Men with hair on thier backs shouldn't wear tank tops on the beach

also at a certain pool party in miami back in august

Wilbo · 12-10-2002, 01:29 PM

People in glass houses should get dressed in the basement

playa · 12-10-2002, 01:35 PM

for the GFY in school

"Be nice to nerds, Chances are you'll end up working for one."

How many of ya'll were nerds in school,, don't lie

Cheshire · 12-10-2002, 01:55 PM

If you drop your goggles as you sit down in a moving ski lift ~ don't lean over to pick them back up.

playa · 12-10-2002, 01:57 PM

Seriously your tounge will get stuck when you lick a frozen flag pole

ControlThy · 12-10-2002, 01:59 PM

Revenge of the Nerds

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playa · 12-10-2002, 02:01 PM

this is a Golden Rule, one of the top 10

"When you have sex with a new female for the first time,
prior to any contact, make sure you do a nut check"

RedShoe · 12-10-2002, 02:07 PM

In prison, it's best to just rinse off if the soap falls and be dirty, than to pick it up and be clean.

playa · 12-10-2002, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
In prison, it's best to just rinse off if the soap falls and be dirty, than to pick it up and be clean.

better spend extra on Soap on the rope

RedShoe · 12-10-2002, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by playa

better spend extra on Soap on the rope

Only us true ex-cons know the soap on a roap trick. I did my time in Wasco state prison. Where did you do yours?

SykkBoy · 12-10-2002, 02:35 PM

To err is human, to repeat is fucking stupid

If it's yellow, stay mellow, but traces of brown? Turn it down!

RedShoe · 12-10-2002, 02:37 PM

Rule # 15)
Some people have a way with words, and other people, just...um... uh.... they just don't have a way with words, I guess.

Rule # 16)
Don't believe everything you read.

Sarah_Jayne · 12-10-2002, 04:28 PM

'Mamma always said'

No matter how poor you are the two things you never buy is cheap toilet paper or cheap shoes.

to answer playa...I was a nerd, I am a nerd, still not yet at the point where I can be smug at the reunion tho.

NetRodent · 12-10-2002, 04:33 PM

Speak softy but carry a big stick.

MaxDent · 12-10-2002, 04:36 PM

If you drop your keys in a river of lava.....let em' go because they're gone man.

KRL · 12-10-2002, 04:44 PM

Ultimately nothing matters. You come in butt naked and you leave butt naked. So enjoy the ride through life, both the ups and the downs, because at its core that's all it is. Just an adventurous ride you stay on for about 27,000 days. So make each day count and special, and don't let the bs get you down.
Smile, laugh and be happy.

Wilbo · 12-10-2002, 04:49 PM

There's always a party for those who choose - Kermit The Frog

Rep · 12-10-2002, 04:54 PM

"if it has tits or wheels eventually it's going to give you problems." - dad

Rose Crans · 12-10-2002, 06:15 PM

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

pentae · 12-10-2002, 06:20 PM

If she can be conned she can be fucked.

RedShoe · 12-10-2002, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rep
"if it has tits or wheels eventually it's going to give you problems." - dad

My dad always used to say this when we were working on his car.

"GOD DAMMIT REDSHOE!!! SHINE THE LIGHT WHERE I'M LOOKING!!"

I guees the life lesson is, "always shine the light where he's looking"

DTK · 12-10-2002, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ControlThy
Revenge of the Nerds

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playa · 12-11-2002, 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rep
"if it has tits or wheels eventually it's going to give you problems." - dad

i am gonna have use that for Golden Rule #2

orphan reave · 12-11-2002, 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rose Crans
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

Reverendpoon · 12-11-2002, 03:25 AM

Rule#5 Never trust a man who periodically loses his underwear at the petting zoo.
Rule#6 Never buy condoms from a bum.

12-10-2002, 01:24 PM	#1
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RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Rule # 15) Some people have a way with words, and other people, just...um... uh.... they just don't have a way with words, I guess. Rule # 16) Don't believe everything you read. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

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playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	for the GFY in school "Be nice to nerds, Chances are you'll end up working for one." How many of ya'll were nerds in school,, don't lie

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playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	this is a Golden Rule, one of the top 10 "When you have sex with a new female for the first time, prior to any contact, make sure you do a nut check"

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	'Mamma always said' No matter how poor you are the two things you never buy is cheap toilet paper or cheap shoes. to answer playa...I was a nerd, I am a nerd, still not yet at the point where I can be smug at the reunion tho.

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NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	Speak softy but carry a big stick. __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken

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KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	Ultimately nothing matters. You come in butt naked and you leave butt naked. So enjoy the ride through life, both the ups and the downs, because at its core that's all it is. Just an adventurous ride you stay on for about 27,000 days. So make each day count and special, and don't let the bs get you down. Smile, laugh and be happy. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

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Wilbo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Baltimore Posts: 2,082	There's always a party for those who choose - Kermit The Frog

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Rose Crans Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 334	Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

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Reverendpoon Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Spokane, Wa Posts: 42	Rule#5 Never trust a man who periodically loses his underwear at the petting zoo. Rule#6 Never buy condoms from a bum. __________________ Sex is not a sin unless you pay to much for it.