Couch Bombing... as told by Tyrone for hoes.com
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Definition: This should be done when desperate measures are called upon. Grab a ziplock bag, fill it with your favorite lubricant (I'd recommend Vaseline), slip the bag with a section of it open between the cushions, then lay down face first and fuck the hell out of the bag. Might not feel like the real thing, but close enough. Best part about it is you don't have to listen to the couch bitch about who did what to who, when and where after sex.Comment

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