Man on CraigsList Seeking Clown to Disturb Neighbor

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  • ShellyCrash
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2004
    • 6708

    #1

    Man on CraigsList Seeking Clown to Disturb Neighbor

    I thought this was funny-

    Clown for Kicks (Mendota Heights)
    Date: 2009-08-28, 11:12AM CDT
    Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

    I am looking for someone to dress up like a Clown and hang out with me. I would cook you diner ? or we could BBQ something. I?m interested in making my neighbor lady wonder. I have already had a man in a panda costume last month ? and also had a heard of sheep come in for the day to cut the grass. (sheep do a good job by the way). A clown would be something.

    Maybe you could bring some balloons ? or make balloon animals to hang in my tree. I?d like to have this done some evening between 6pm and dark. The longer you can stay the better (like if you could stay for the whole 3 hours). Do you have any tricks you could do?

    Like I said ? I could cook diner and get you drunk ? I?d even be willing to pay your cab fare to and from. I don?t have much to offer ? and my neighbor lady is driving me nuts ? so I want to drive her nuts. If you had a Mime friend ? it would be cool to see you two chase each other around the yard or do relay races while I time you.

    Let me know your thoughts ? open to Men and Women Clowns.
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  • DateDoc
    Outside looking in.
    • Feb 2005
    • 14243

    #2
    lol, some people have all the fun! :P

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    • L-Pink
      working on my tan
      • Mar 2005
      • 39151

      #3
      I would love having him for a neighbor!

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      • DonovanTrent
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        • Dec 2006
        • 968

        #4
        The blog that came from is classic, be sure to read the one at the bottom of the current front page about purple money.
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        • iTouch!
          So Fucking Banned
          • Sep 2007
          • 1457

          #5
          it was me

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          • slavdogg
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            • Jan 2001
            • 3570

            #6
            someone call holly stevens
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            • Tom_PM
              Porn Meister
              • Feb 2005
              • 16443

              #7
              If thats what he considers "driving her nuts", then all I want to know is what she is doing that this person refers to as "she's driving me nuts".
              43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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              • PornMD
                Mainstream Businessman
                • Jan 2007
                • 9291

                #8
                Well worth it...they'll cook diner and get you drunk.
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                • AaliyahLove
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 2722

                  #9
                  Originally posted by PR_Tom
                  If thats what he considers "driving her nuts", then all I want to know is what she is doing that this person refers to as "she's driving me nuts".
                  LOL! I was going to say the same thing! This thread rly made me LOL thanx I needed that!


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                  • eZe
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2003
                    • 360

                    #10
                    OMG that is funny. I wish I had a neighbor like that.

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                    • camchoice
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                      • Dec 2003
                      • 1267

                      #11
                      Damn , some pretty good ideas there. But my shitty neighbours just moved out. Maybe for the new neighbour
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                      • Vicious_B
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2008
                        • 2564

                        #12
                        He needs to videotape that stuff.
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                        • Tom_PM
                          Porn Meister
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 16443

                          #13
                          Originally posted by 12clicksMichele
                          He needs to videotape that stuff.
                          Totally. Except PPV webcam it. Sounds like an easy sell! LOL
                          43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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                          • TopBucksPaul
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                            • Mar 2007
                            • 258

                            #14
                            Awesome!
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                            • Persius
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                              • Jul 2003
                              • 11779

                              #15
                              loooooooooool

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                              • Jade509
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                                • Feb 2009
                                • 1166

                                #16
                                Too funny

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                                • Vicious_B
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2008
                                  • 2564

                                  #17
                                  I think he should have a person in a penguin suit next.
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                                  • GrouchyAdmin
                                    Now choke yourself!
                                    • Apr 2006
                                    • 12085

                                    #18
                                    Just host a furry convention.. but then you'll probably have to have the place fumigated.

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                                    • gecko
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                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 21846

                                      #19
                                      haha awesome
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                                      • 'mo
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                                        • Sep 2009
                                        • 356

                                        #20
                                        I just want a drunk clown at my birthday party. Is that asking too much??
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                                        • After Shock Media
                                          It's coming look busy
                                          • Mar 2001
                                          • 35299

                                          #21
                                          When I read the title I expected something much more disturbing. Like having the clown be noticed, enter the house without knocking or be peeping in the woman who hired the clowns windows. Every so often have the clown come towards the other person house.

                                          That would freak the fuck out of me. I have big time issues with clowns. I would rather find a rabid grizzly bear at my door than a fucking clown.

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                                          • [db]
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                                            • Jul 2007
                                            • 327

                                            #22
                                            your sig rocks. cats are awesome because they think people are lower than they are.
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                                            • John-ACWM
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                                              • Nov 2008
                                              • 20060

                                              #23
                                              LOL sounds like a Jack Nicholson movie

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                                              • Manowar
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                                                • Dec 2003
                                                • 71528

                                                #24
                                                the monopoly money one is quality

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                                                • C H R I S
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                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                  • 10842

                                                  #25
                                                  That is awesome
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                                                  • Iron Fist
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                                                    • Dec 2006
                                                    • 23400

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                                                    Just host a furry convention.. but then you'll probably have to have the place fumigated.
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                                                    • woj
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                                                      #27
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                                                      • ToplistBlog_Com
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Jul 2006
                                                        • 2065

                                                        #28
                                                        That's pretty damn funny.

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                                                        • cherrylula
                                                          lol
                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 15969

                                                          #29
                                                          that would be so much more exciting than my redneck neighbors always banging on shit in their driveway.

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