Sounds like MY ex! haha! Except the ten grand a month thing (my Gawd man, what were you buying her? NO pussy is worth that much coin!)

I posted a similar 'Open Letter To My Ex' on one of my blogs last Halloween and it got picked up by StumbleUpon and 100,000 pople read it!!!

HA! last laugh. Oh, and I used her real name, too. Bitch.

better luck in the future!

Am I missing something here?

riveting post

when i break up with you, i will send a panamanian hit squad to personally deliver my brekup letter..

ya herd....

1 million red flags she had yet you made her your gf, hope you can learn from this.

wow this thread went fast

LOL nice trolling herpes guy

Maybe you are looking in all the wrong places? There is someone out there for you and she will come along at the perfect time. I really believe we all can have that but we have to stop settling for less. Keep your head up and look for girls that are not in the industry.

But I also love Ruth! o.O

you're = you are your = possessive

I know this is a trolling post, but I can't resist...
1. Why would you give the time of day to a woman that possesses all of these traits after you fucked her the first time?

2. If you were really rich, why would you have a person like this around you to begin with?

3. If you really look at the situation, it sounds like you were the one that got used up. Not her. This letter just affirms her beliefs.

4. I can't contrive of a "rich" 36 year old wasting his time writing something like this. The fact that she was cut off would have been punishment enough for her.

5. Silly rabbit...Don't you know that telling a girl she has a loose vagina just leads to the statement "I'm not too loose...your dick is just too small!"

6. It's already been mentioned, but calling a person an idiot and butchering the English language in the same sentence is inexcusable.

7. I've never heard of a "palace" on the coast of Florida. May I see some pics of this place please?

8. May I have her phone number please? She sounds hot.

Well, the breath of my Labs are clean....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I doubt it was in his interest to mention her good points in the letter.

This just goes on to prove the power of the hot pussy..

If I were you I would try a Dating Website ;)

wait so even with all that, you still wanted to marry her

oh dear

When a woman is NOT aroused, the cervix is usually only about 3 inches deep.
Just sayin'.

How about palatial?

breaking up through email, nice!

I'm 26 and would never seriously date a 21-22 year old

They are little kids at that age

if she was that bad, what were you doing with her in the first place?

But since when has money bought class? ;)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/aceandvis...hilton-001.jpg

You can't spell.

I'm saving it for future use ;)

lets see pics of her...

Okay, I live in Los Angeles and a run a program which includes content of tattooed hotties, so I realize the demographics of who I know is somewhat self-selecting.

But I know a lot of rich people with tattoos.

I know I shouldn't encourage this, but that was hilarious :thumbsup :1orglaugh

quoted for truth

and 10k a month? damn dude, that's a serious coke habit

Oh....and to the comment that you have a 9 inch cock...& you're rich

If you really are rich & have a 9in cock....you would have never thought twice about this dumb ho.

I can't count how many "girlfriends" I've cut off completely in the past 2 years. You just turn off your phone for the first 24 hours. Then just ignore calls & texts from there on out. It's not hard. If they show up at your front door, don't answer. If they break in, call the cops.

You sound like a rookie....so I'm going to assume you "JUST" came into $ & this might have been your 2nd or 3rd serious girlfriend. The other 60 were probably hookers being counted & one night stands.

She just wasn't into you.

Bitter, party of one.

The age should be irrelevant. It just sounds like she was trouble.

only thing im wondering is why the hell you even cared about her....
i mean seriously, lt looks like she was from the wrong side of the tracks

What the hell was she doing that cost you 10k a month?

At least you are not holding back..

Hooking is recession proof...

Not only several multi millionaires, but also a few billionaires.

No you did not, though I understand make believe is sort of fun. Next time stop with the self loathing and make up a girlfriend who does not have such qualities.

I could be wrong and you could of inherited a fortune, though pretty sure you would not be bitching that having to not worry about money is not all its cracked up to be. Also would be pretty damn sure that if you come from family or old money, you should have a wide social circle of good looking women who are not ex stripper coke heads.

Carry on please.

Hate is the reverse of love...

Male prostitutes.


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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dH0q9hvpVH...JUDGE+JUDY.png

YOU PICKED HER :1orglaugh

This is like fml for dummies. Good luck, man. :thumbsup

Sounds like a porn whore to me huu?

Wait, just figured it out ... stripper. Gotta be a stripper from Boca.


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you're a sucker for being with a bitch like that in the first place

Hey, that's a misquote!

I don't know if it's been said yet, but she sounds like my kinda girl. you can send her my way if you take paypal.

bright side: you didn't marry and breed with her. you win!