Photo Retouching Special - Im the best here! - GoFuckYourself.com

Deej · 09-17-2009, 12:36 AM

Figured Id run a special to drum up some more clients for photo retouching (or whatever else)

Heres a quick look at the basics of what I can do.

I can enhance screen caps, remove blemishes, color correct, lighten really dark pictures, manipulate body shape(only in ideal cases), I can airbrush anywhere from real to plastic and between.

Heres a quick random pic I pulled and retouched.

-Click for Big Version-

Hit me up to discuss your needs. My normal rates are $20/hr for photo retouching.

So for the Special I will give you 1 free hour for every 4 hours of photo retouching. So basically for every 100 dollars ordered you get an instant 20 dollar rebate.

If youre an interested customer, feel free to post or send a sample picture to see if I can get the look you want to achieve.

otherwise post here, hit me up on ICQ or email on my contact form.

Nicky · 09-17-2009, 12:58 AM

Looking good, here's a bump for ya.

grumpy · 09-17-2009, 01:00 AM

the after is great, i dont like the airbrushed one

Robbie · 09-17-2009, 01:04 AM

Great job!

Deej · 09-17-2009, 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy

the after is great, i dont like the airbrushed one

All about the clients needs. Most dont want full airbrushing... but some want plastic...

Though I wouldnt clarify that airbrushing quite as plastic...

Chosen · 09-17-2009, 02:31 AM

Looks good, good luck

CunningStunt · 09-17-2009, 03:08 AM

I'd hit the third one, but the other 2, nah.

(good work bump)

John-ACWM · 09-17-2009, 05:39 AM

Good work

pornguy · 09-17-2009, 05:45 AM

For anyone that does not know Deej. All around nice guy and honest.. Does awesome work.

noKru · 09-17-2009, 05:48 AM

even I don't agree with the title statement, here is a bump.

Also, if someone needs let's say full retouch (the third sample you posted), how manny of those can you do in one 25$ worth hour ?

tranza · 09-17-2009, 06:07 AM

Good work bro, grats.

Nikki_Licks · 09-17-2009, 06:49 AM

Nice work Deej, bump for you

SilentKnight · 09-17-2009, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

Im the best here!

Maybe when I'm not logged in...

Bump for ya' my friend.

Sosa · 09-17-2009, 09:15 AM

Good work Deej. I might have some work coming your way when I get some new galleries ready to go.

Deej · 09-17-2009, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noKru

even I don't agree with the title statement, here is a bump.

Also, if someone needs let's say full retouch (the third sample you posted), how manny of those can you do in one 25$ worth hour ?

You cannot estimate any picture retouching time frame. Especially without seeing anything.

If you just want a bunch of thumbs softened... Shouldnt be long at all. But if you have high res pics that need anything more than softened then you might be encountering longer time frames.

Even if Im not the best based on this sample... Its better than 90% of the shit I see on here. I say that because its a marketing ploy... like any other business saying they are 9 out of 10 approved or "voted #1" ... cept even if im not the best... Im sure as shit in the top 3...

I can make them look real or i can make them look barbie... not many can do both, right...

Im good at what I do... there is no fallacy to that staement.

Deej · 09-17-2009, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Maybe when I'm not logged in...

Bump for ya' my friend.

Never have seen or noticed your P/E skills. Show me your shit yo!

might force me to recant my statement (I really wont, but im curious anyway)

Stacks Banned for Life · 09-17-2009, 10:43 AM

You're very skilled Deej, good job

digifan · 09-17-2009, 11:03 AM

Very nice work, Deej!

StuartD · 09-17-2009, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

Im good at what I do...

Deej · 09-17-2009, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

Fuck yea, im like precision etched adamantium!

Davy · 09-17-2009, 12:22 PM

I like version two the best. Airbrushing is just not for me.
Nice work, though!

pimpdaddysammy · 09-17-2009, 12:25 PM

your shit is not loading dude???

Deej · 09-17-2009, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpdaddysammy

your shit is not loading dude???

Someone told me that a minute ago though I see it fine...

Mind telling me where yorue from and what browser for the hell of it?

Peter Romero · 09-17-2009, 01:23 PM

What can I say about Deej that he hasn't already said about himself?

I have been working with him for almost 2 years now - he has literally SAVED MY BUSSINESS AND MADE ME TONS OF MONEY!!! Without him, my designer skrog, and my programer Brandon Stills - I would be selling houses instead of porn.

1. When I'm in a hurry to finish content - so is Deej.

2. I've paid him in advanced and he always works fast like he'll get paid only when I'm 100% satisfied with his work.

3. His photoretouching and airbrushing is bar none the best I've ever seen and I've been around for a minute.

4. We are finishing up a project that was about 50,000 images so far and he just keeps getting better and better.

Deej · 09-17-2009, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peter Romero

What can I say about Deej that he hasn't already said about himself?

I have been working with him for almost 2 years now - he has literally SAVED MY BUSSINESS AND MADE ME TONS OF MONEY!!! Without him, my designer skrog, and my programer Brandon Stills - I would be selling houses instead of porn.

1. When I'm in a hurry to finish content - so is Deej.

2. I've paid him in advanced and he always works fast like he'll get paid only when I'm 100% satisfied with his work.

3. His photoretouching and airbrushing is bar none the best I've ever seen and I've been around for a minute.

4. We are finishing up a project that was about 50,000 images so far and he just keeps getting better and better.

Jesus Peter...

Thanks for the kind words man!

BY the way about to process more of your goods. Had to masturbate to the last one so I showered and ate some eggs. Now Im back

noKru · 09-17-2009, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

You cannot estimate any picture retouching time frame. Especially without seeing anything.

If you just want a bunch of thumbs softened... Shouldnt be long at all. But if you have high res pics that need anything more than softened then you might be encountering longer time frames.

Even if Im not the best based on this sample... Its better than 90% of the shit I see on here. I say that because its a marketing ploy... like any other business saying they are 9 out of 10 approved or "voted #1" ... cept even if im not the best... Im sure as shit in the top 3...

I can make them look real or i can make them look barbie... not many can do both, right...

Im good at what I do... there is no fallacy to that staement.

That's why I don't do hourly rates, hard to estimate.

Anway, you seam like a cool guy and I do agree your retouchs look better then a lot of others posted at GFY.
So here is anther bump for ya

oh btw, are you a full time editor/retoucher or a part time freelancer ?

Deej · 09-17-2009, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noKru

That's why I don't do hourly rates, hard to estimate.

Anway, you seam like a cool guy and I do agree your retouchs look better then a lot of others posted at GFY.
So here is anther bump for ya

oh btw, are you a full time editor/retoucher or a part time freelancer ?

I have my own obligations but Im always open to doing more work... I do sets all the time, so i mean yes on both?

I do a lot more than photo editing, but it is a specialty...

bushwacker · 09-17-2009, 02:51 PM

Your shit is TIGHT!

CaptainHowdy · 09-17-2009, 04:26 PM

Great work

!

Peter Romero · 09-17-2009, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noKru

That's why I don't do hourly rates, hard to estimate.

Anway, you seam like a cool guy and I do agree your retouchs look better then a lot of others posted at GFY.
So here is anther bump for ya

oh btw, are you a full time editor/retoucher or a part time freelancer ?

In Deej's defense - he never gives me a quote, he just punches the clock and gives me his hours later. Hard to do if you don't trust someone but I trust Deej 100% and he's never done me wrong. Usually I say: Don't I owe you more money than that? Hence bonusses!!!

DefaultMan · 09-17-2009, 05:16 PM

That's some good retouching

Peter Romero · 09-17-2009, 09:00 PM

Bump diddyty bump bump!

Deej · 09-17-2009, 10:31 PM

Thanks Peter... I appreciate your enthusiasm

Had to hit the gym for awhile... got back to another retouchign request

LeRoy · 09-17-2009, 10:50 PM

Nice work. Too bad you cant make the cock look bigger. You'd be a millionaire.

Deej · 09-17-2009, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy

Nice work. Too bad you cant make the cock look bigger. You'd be a millionaire.

I probably could :P In ideal situations of course...

mattz · 09-17-2009, 11:01 PM

nice work on the cover ups, the color levels could use a little work though

SilentKnight · 09-17-2009, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

Never have seen or noticed your P/E skills. Show me your shit yo!

might force me to recant my statement (I really wont, but im curious anyway)

You just have a short memory, 'tis all.

(a recent one)

Deej · 09-17-2009, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

You just have a short memory, 'tis all.

(a recent one)

Garbage!

Good stuff man.. That chick was/is Stupid!

I know you as a good photog... I just didnt know you retouched as well...

Good to know as a photog, some photogs just go with it and insist on no touching since they are that good, but I always thinktaking the advantage is worth it if you dont make it look retarded. Im all about realistic and not plastic soft, But im pretty good at airbrushing too.

Nudies you should know how to take it on the fly without obstruction such as lighting and focus and such, But in scenery i fully believe in knowing how to take the picture but also taking advantage of after work to achieve a more intriguing result.

gecko · 09-18-2009, 01:26 AM

Nice... I wouldn't have known

noKru · 09-18-2009, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peter Romero

In Deej's defense ...

just to be clear, I didn't attack or disrespect Deej in any way.

SilentKnight · 09-18-2009, 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

Garbage!

Good stuff man.. That chick was/is Stupid!

I know you as a good photog... I just didnt know you retouched as well...

Good to know as a photog, some photogs just go with it and insist on no touching since they are that good, but I always thinktaking the advantage is worth it if you dont make it look retarded. Im all about realistic and not plastic soft, But im pretty good at airbrushing too.

Nudies you should know how to take it on the fly without obstruction such as lighting and focus and such, But in scenery i fully believe in knowing how to take the picture but also taking advantage of after work to achieve a more intriguing result.

These days its all about knowing how to use the cloning tool (or healing as its called in pshop) combined with the selective use of imagenomic portraiture filter.

I've been retouching our original content for more than a decade - nearly every image that goes into our updates is tweaked/enhanced/retouched in post-edit for maximum aesthetic impact.

Deej · 09-18-2009, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noKru

just to be clear, I didn't attack or disrespect Deej in any way.

I didnt feel that way and I dont think Peter intended it that way. Hes just a very enthusiastic client/friend. Apparently he likes the work I do for him, More than I thought

In fact Im about to process more of his work. I dont do A whole lot for peters pics. Most of them are as is. I Watermark all sets but I also take care of some bubble buts and sunsets on occasion.

TurboAngel · 09-18-2009, 02:13 PM

Those look great!

Deej · 10-14-2009, 09:34 PM

I guess ill sig spot this...

Amazing. You asked me last night to start a project. I told you that i could possibly start today.

A photo retouching job Im doing for a client went longer than expected. They wer enot happy with a set. So im redoing it. This is after i finished a few others the last couple days. I told you what position your project was in down the line. I have let you know. you come back 2 hours or less later telling me you are canceling and that you found someone else. I told you im sorry and I went back to my pictures and then you tell me you are going to bash my name. well you werent joking...

Thats the truth. Im sorry you are impatient. But I have other work that was ordered prior to yours. This is the second time you have canceled right before im going to start on your project. You told me you dont want to argue (which I wasnt) and waste your time on me. Kinda weird i find this right after...

Maybe you should pre order your projects at least more than 24 hours so you dont go bat shit crazy ...

It wasnt even a photo retouching job that you wanted so why bring this thread up?

Chauncy · 10-14-2009, 10:11 PM

I haven't done this in a while but you inspired me Deej I am not as good as you but I used to be pretty good at this

before

after

glam

Peter Romero · 10-14-2009, 10:13 PM

He was working on my shit and we needed some other shit done too. Anyone in high demand is busy, if they are always 100% available then maybe they aint so good. I hear Alien Q is ALWAYS available...

Deej · 10-14-2009, 10:16 PM

We were both wrong, it was 4 hours. You asked me to tell you when I started and I told you I would. I let you know why I had not started yet. Nothing more I can do. Most of my clients order things 3days to a week in advance.

Less than 24 hours and you are tripping and trying to defame me.

The no more work contact agreement is mutual

Deej · 10-14-2009, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peter Romero

He was working on my shit and we needed some other shit done too. Anyone in high demand is busy, if they are always 100% available then maybe they aint so good. I hear Alien Q is ALWAYS available...

I hear Alien is doing pretty good these days

It actually wasnt yoru work i was working on. You were this morning and last night.

But still, hard to please this guy I guess. I went a few hours over an estimated time frame, to start.

Shame on me.

Cant please everyone.

SpankoVideo · 10-14-2009, 10:20 PM

next time let the person know to stop waiting around

its a simple job that you said was 2 hours in total to finish. why would i need a week advanced notice on 2 hours of work.

either way, just let people know when you know they are waiting by the pc for you. end of subject.

Deej · 10-14-2009, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpankoVideo

for the record, I never told you I would be back in 2 hours. I only told you I would tell you when I started.

09-17-2009, 12:58 AM	#2
Nicky Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 30,070	Looking good, here's a bump for ya. __________________ gfynicky @ gmail.com

09-17-2009, 01:00 AM	#3
grumpy Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Holland Posts: 9,870	the after is great, i dont like the airbrushed one __________________ Don't let greediness blur your vision \| You gotta let some shit slide icq - 441-456-888

09-17-2009, 01:04 AM	#4
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09-17-2009, 05:39 AM	#8
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09-17-2009, 05:45 AM	#9
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09-17-2009, 12:36 AM	#1
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	Photo Retouching Special - Im the best here! Figured Id run a special to drum up some more clients for photo retouching (or whatever else) Heres a quick look at the basics of what I can do. I can enhance screen caps, remove blemishes, color correct, lighten really dark pictures, manipulate body shape(only in ideal cases), I can airbrush anywhere from real to plastic and between. Heres a quick random pic I pulled and retouched. -Click for Big Version- Hit me up to discuss your needs. My normal rates are $20/hr for photo retouching. So for the Special I will give you 1 free hour for every 4 hours of photo retouching. So basically for every 100 dollars ordered you get an instant 20 dollar rebate. If youre an interested customer, feel free to post or send a sample picture to see if I can get the look you want to achieve. otherwise post here, hit me up on ICQ or email on my contact form. __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

09-17-2009, 02:31 AM	#6
Chosen VIPPay.com \| AdultWebSponsors.com Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 63,151	Looks good, good luck

09-17-2009, 03:08 AM	#7
CunningStunt Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,594	I'd hit the third one, but the other 2, nah. (good work bump)

09-17-2009, 05:48 AM	#10
noKru Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 231	even I don't agree with the title statement, here is a bump. Also, if someone needs let's say full retouch (the third sample you posted), how manny of those can you do in one 25$ worth hour ? __________________ ICQ (Buky): 103.340.331

09-17-2009, 06:07 AM	#11
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Good work bro, grats. __________________ I'm just a newbie.

09-17-2009, 06:49 AM	#12
Nikki_Licks Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Behind The Lens Posts: 6,323	Nice work Deej, bump for you __________________ Amateur Content ICQ: 292 356 077

09-17-2009, 09:15 AM	#14
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	Good work Deej. I might have some work coming your way when I get some new galleries ready to go.

09-17-2009, 10:43 AM	#17
Stacks Banned for Life So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 304	You're very skilled Deej, good job

09-17-2009, 11:03 AM	#18
digifan The Profiler Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ICQ 76281726 and I'm female Posts: 14,618	Very nice work, Deej! __________________ [email protected] Webair Rocks

09-17-2009, 12:22 PM	#21
Davy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Germany Posts: 4,323	I like version two the best. Airbrushing is just not for me. Nice work, though! __________________ --- ICQ 14-76-98 <-- I don't use this at all

09-17-2009, 12:25 PM	#22
pimpdaddysammy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Tucson, AZ USA Posts: 411	your shit is not loading dude???

09-17-2009, 01:23 PM	#24
Peter Romero Long time no happy ending Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 10,578	What can I say about Deej that he hasn't already said about himself? I have been working with him for almost 2 years now - he has literally SAVED MY BUSSINESS AND MADE ME TONS OF MONEY!!! Without him, my designer skrog, and my programer Brandon Stills - I would be selling houses instead of porn. 1. When I'm in a hurry to finish content - so is Deej. 2. I've paid him in advanced and he always works fast like he'll get paid only when I'm 100% satisfied with his work. 3. His photoretouching and airbrushing is bar none the best I've ever seen and I've been around for a minute. 4. We are finishing up a project that was about 50,000 images so far and he just keeps getting better and better. __________________ POVCash [email protected] See them all here: http://www.Petergirls.com

09-17-2009, 02:51 PM	#28
bushwacker Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: so. fla. Posts: 2,817	Your shit is TIGHT!

09-17-2009, 04:26 PM	#29
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 93,682	Great work ! __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc.

09-17-2009, 05:16 PM	#31
DefaultMan Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Hell.A. Posts: 1,869	That's some good retouching __________________ mypornolife [at] gmail [dot] com

09-17-2009, 09:00 PM	#32
Peter Romero Long time no happy ending Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 10,578	Bump diddyty bump bump! __________________ POVCash [email protected] See them all here: http://www.Petergirls.com

09-17-2009, 10:31 PM	#33
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	Thanks Peter... I appreciate your enthusiasm Had to hit the gym for awhile... got back to another retouchign request __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

09-17-2009, 10:50 PM	#34
LeRoy Porn Pusher Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: It's a dry heat Posts: 13,344	Nice work. Too bad you cant make the cock look bigger. You'd be a millionaire. __________________ JAPANESE CAMS AND CONTENT SITES Teams - leroy.rowland2 Telegram - @lroddd

09-17-2009, 11:01 PM	#36
mattz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 7,697	nice work on the cover ups, the color levels could use a little work though

09-18-2009, 01:26 AM	#39
gecko ****** Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 21,846	Nice... I wouldn't have known __________________ [email protected]

09-18-2009, 02:13 PM	#43
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	Those look great!

10-14-2009, 09:34 PM	#44
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	I guess ill sig spot this... Amazing. You asked me last night to start a project. I told you that i could possibly start today. A photo retouching job Im doing for a client went longer than expected. They wer enot happy with a set. So im redoing it. This is after i finished a few others the last couple days. I told you what position your project was in down the line. I have let you know. you come back 2 hours or less later telling me you are canceling and that you found someone else. I told you im sorry and I went back to my pictures and then you tell me you are going to bash my name. well you werent joking... Thats the truth. Im sorry you are impatient. But I have other work that was ordered prior to yours. This is the second time you have canceled right before im going to start on your project. You told me you dont want to argue (which I wasnt) and waste your time on me. Kinda weird i find this right after... Maybe you should pre order your projects at least more than 24 hours so you dont go bat shit crazy ... It wasnt even a photo retouching job that you wanted so why bring this thread up? __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880 Last edited by Deej; 10-14-2009 at 09:35 PM..

10-14-2009, 10:11 PM	#45
Chauncy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Detroit Posts: 642	I haven't done this in a while but you inspired me Deej I am not as good as you but I used to be pretty good at this before after glam __________________ Sell a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man how to fish, you ruin a wonderful business opportunity. -Karl Marx

10-14-2009, 10:13 PM	#46
Peter Romero Long time no happy ending Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 10,578	He was working on my shit and we needed some other shit done too. Anyone in high demand is busy, if they are always 100% available then maybe they aint so good. I hear Alien Q is ALWAYS available... __________________ POVCash [email protected] See them all here: http://www.Petergirls.com Last edited by Ice; 10-23-2009 at 11:20 AM..

10-14-2009, 10:16 PM	#47
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	We were both wrong, it was 4 hours. You asked me to tell you when I started and I told you I would. I let you know why I had not started yet. Nothing more I can do. Most of my clients order things 3days to a week in advance. Less than 24 hours and you are tripping and trying to defame me. The no more work contact agreement is mutual __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880 Last edited by Ice; 10-23-2009 at 11:21 AM..

10-14-2009, 10:20 PM	#49
SpankoVideo Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: www.Spanko.net Posts: 45	next time let the person know to stop waiting around its a simple job that you said was 2 hours in total to finish. why would i need a week advanced notice on 2 hours of work. either way, just let people know when you know they are waiting by the pc for you. end of subject. __________________ spanko.net spankinginternet.com [email protected]