Why don't you fucking designers get it? - GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

X

DamianJ

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Jul 2006

Posts: 15808
Share

Post
#1

Why don't you fucking designers get it?

02-01-2010, 01:58 PM

FFS.

You have to look at FUCKING mainstream to see how it SHOULD be done.

You douchebags.

Make me a site like THIS, FFS

http://yvettesbridalformal.com/index.htm
Tags: douchebag designers
Deej

I make pixels work

Join Date: Jun 2005

Posts: 24386
Share

Post
#2

02-01-2010, 01:59 PM

Yea, hey thanks for the tips, totally bookmarked....

Deej's Designs n' What Not
Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching

Icq#30096880
Comment
digitaldivas

..I Heart Cannibal Corpse

Join Date: Sep 2007

Posts: 4328
Share

Post
#3

02-01-2010, 02:01 PM

OMG, scary. i think i just had a bit of a seizure

...
Comment
L-Pink

working on my tan

Join Date: Mar 2005

Posts: 39151
Share

Post
#4

02-01-2010, 02:02 PM

I didn't really like it.

.
Comment
CyberHustler

Masterbaiter

Join Date: Feb 2006

Posts: 28794
Share

Post
#5

02-01-2010, 02:04 PM

What the hell is going on in here?

“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
Comment
potter

Confirmed User

Join Date: Dec 2004

Posts: 6559
Share

Post
#6

02-01-2010, 02:07 PM

Sorry, Unable to process request at this time -- error 999.
Yahoo!

Unfortunately we are unable to process your request at this time. This error is usually temporary. Please try again later.

If you continue to experience this error, it may be caused by one of the following:

* You may want to scan your system for spyware and viruses, as they may interfere with your ability to connect to Yahoo!. For detailed information on spyware and virus protection, please visit the Yahoo! Security Center.
* This problem may be due to unusual network activity coming from your Internet Service Provider. We recommend that you report this problem to them.

While this error is usually temporary, if it continues and the above solutions don't resolve your problem, please let us know.

Return to Yahoo!

Please try Yahoo! Help Central if you need more assistance.

Great Site!!
Comment
Persius

Tap into MOBILE!

Join Date: Jul 2003

Posts: 11779
Share

Post
#7

02-01-2010, 02:10 PM

damn that site is so polluted lol

Great music though oddly..
Comment
DamianJ

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Jul 2006

Posts: 15808
Share

Post
#8

02-01-2010, 02:15 PM

Originally posted by Deej

Yea, hey thanks for the tips, totally bookmarked....

Yeah. It's pretty fucking awesome, isn't it?
Comment
DamianJ

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Jul 2006

Posts: 15808
Share

Post
#9

02-01-2010, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by potter

Great Site!!

Jebers, get some better internets.
Comment
borked

Totally Borked

Join Date: Feb 2005

Posts: 6284
Share

Post
#10

02-01-2010, 02:24 PM

you cunt - I gave that deign "my all"

for everyone of you douchebags, there is a sucker teen believing that this is her all in how to find pure truce and inner beauty.

And then the odd SEO dump keword doesn't help the paid links now and then.

Suck on it and yield to the power of JS and flashing gifs, you morons

For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
(consider figuring out the email as test #1)

All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202
Comment
DamianJ

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Jul 2006

Posts: 15808
Share

Post
#11

02-01-2010, 02:29 PM

Originally posted by borked

you cunt - I gave that deign "my all"

Look, fucktard, I didn't mean to bring this to the boards, but heck you brought it on yourself.

You charged me $2.89 for that POS and I want my FUCKING money back.

It's no good.

You are DEAD to me until you epass to paypal the winner's info's

Thanks.
Comment
borked

Totally Borked

Join Date: Feb 2005

Posts: 6284
Share

Post
#12

02-01-2010, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by DamianJ

Look, fucktard, I didn't mean to bring this to the boards, but heck you brought it on yourself.

You charged me $2.89 for that POS and I want my FUCKING money back.

It's no good.

You are DEAD to me until you epass to paypal the winner's info's

Thanks.

fuck you - I said 50% up front, but you couldn't even handle that.

A $1 ePass transfer does not a guarantee buy.
Fucking cough up monkey, or the .mp3 embed gets interesting.

For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
(consider figuring out the email as test #1)

All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202
Comment
dcalm

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jun 2005

Posts: 250
Share

Post
#13

02-01-2010, 02:36 PM

i don't believe... someones actually was trying to sell this "thing" ? hehehe :D

btw. check up this m8

Precondition Failed

The precondition on the request for the URL /2009/12/productivity-tip-for-adult-blogging/ evaluated to false.

Last edited by dcalm; 02-01-2010, 02:41 PM.

Gallery Scrape Poster
dreadcoder[@]gmail.com 124749240
Comment
baddog

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Apr 2001

Posts: 107089
Share

Post
#14

02-01-2010, 05:32 PM

Originally posted by Deej

Yea, hey thanks for the tips, totally bookmarked....

I think we may need to redo those sites.
Comment
pornguy

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Mar 2003

Posts: 62910
Share

Post
#15

02-01-2010, 05:44 PM

Error...

PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic

AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online!
TChicks.com | Angeles Cid | Mariana Cordoba | MAILERS WELCOME!
Comment
weekly

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Dec 2005

Posts: 1785
Share

Post
#16

02-01-2010, 05:49 PM

you fucked it up. They took down the site
Comment
joefriday

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jan 2006

Posts: 1090
Share

Post
#17

02-01-2010, 06:27 PM

LOL thats funny.

Start making money today with Cashburners.com
Converts Porn/Tube traffic like crazy - 1:200 CR. Sign up today and grab your $50 signup bonus.
Over 100 products to promote including Penis Enlargement pills, Herbal Viagra pills and loads of Party Pills + many others.
Comment
D Ghost

null

Join Date: May 2006

Posts: 9819
Share

Post
#18

02-01-2010, 11:03 PM

seen it before lol
Comment
bongo2008

Registered User

Join Date: Oct 2008

Posts: 10
Share

Post
#19

02-01-2010, 11:06 PM

Who is the designer, great work there.... damn do someone really think this is a top notch design???!!

Cyprus Company Incorporation | Offshore Company Formation | Cyprus Bank Account
Comment
Actual Mike

Confirmed User

Join Date: Dec 2008

Posts: 115
Share

Post
#20

02-01-2010, 11:12 PM

No Flying Toasters = FAIL
Comment
Iron Fist

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Dec 2006

Posts: 23400
Share

Post
#21

02-01-2010, 11:23 PM

Just in case Yahoo blocks it.... I had to take a snapshot... this is fucking classic!

i like waffles
Comment
Raf1

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Oct 2003

Posts: 12117
Share

Post
#22

02-01-2010, 11:39 PM

Originally posted by sharphead

Just in case Yahoo blocks it.... I had to take a snapshot... this is fucking classic!

WTF??

80% Revshare or 30$ PPS on $1 trials: 200 Niches = Vidz.com Galleries / FLVs / Embeds
3 & 5mins FLVs | RSS & Tube Feeds | Matching Thumbs | FLV Browser & Exporter | No Prechecked Xsales
>> Mobile Redirection Script: mobile.vidz.com also paying 80% net Lifetime << ICQ: 198-394-557
Comment
NetHorse

Confirmed User

Join Date: Dec 2006

Posts: 3526
Share

Post
#23

02-02-2010, 12:02 AM

Dear Sirs,

I can design you such site, I charge $300 per hour. For floating head will have to charge $600 per hour for that part of the complex design.

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
ICQ # 427013273
Comment
NetHorse

Confirmed User

Join Date: Dec 2006

Posts: 3526
Share

Post
#24

02-02-2010, 12:03 AM

http://yvettesbridalformal.com/Commi...Portrait1.html

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
ICQ # 427013273
Comment
the real magoo

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Sep 2001

Posts: 1637
Share

Post
#25

02-02-2010, 12:53 AM

wow
Comment
DamianJ

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Jul 2006

Posts: 15808
Share

Post
#26

02-02-2010, 02:04 AM

Originally posted by dcalm

i don't believe... someones actually was trying to sell this "thing" ? hehehe :D

btw. check up this m8

Precondition Failed

The precondition on the request for the URL /2009/12/productivity-tip-for-adult-blogging/ evaluated to false.

Oh, thanks for that. I shall poke my techmonkey!
Comment
ottopottomouse

She is ugly, bad luck.

Join Date: Jan 2010

Posts: 13177
Share

Post
#27

02-02-2010, 03:39 AM

Doesn't work for me either and i'm not sure if i'm grateful for the screenshot having satisfied my curiosity or whether I would have been better off not seeing it. I think I might have to go and disinfect my eyes now

↑ see post ↑
13101
Comment
HomerSimpson

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Sep 2005

Posts: 13826
Share

Post
#28

02-02-2010, 09:06 AM

site is hilarious...

Originally posted by WirecardMike

No Flying Toasters = FAIL

Make a bank with Chaturbate - the best selling webcam program
Ads that can't be block with AdBlockers !!! /// Best paying popup program (Bitcoin payouts) !!!

PHP, MySql, Smarty, CodeIgniter, Laravel, WordPress, NATS... fixing stuff, server migrations & optimizations... My ICQ: 27429884 | Email:
Comment
Cyber Fucker

Hmm

Join Date: Sep 2005

Posts: 12642
Share

Post
#29

02-02-2010, 09:55 AM

I can bet it's designed by India professional web designer.
Comment
_Richard_

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Oct 2006

Posts: 30989
Share

Post
#30

02-02-2010, 10:07 AM

Originally posted by sharphead

Just in case Yahoo blocks it.... I had to take a snapshot... this is fucking classic!

l33t.. i especially like the star trek reference
Comment
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life

(felis madjewicus)

Join Date: Jul 2006

Posts: 20368
Share

Post
#31

02-02-2010, 10:14 AM

madddddd seo skills

bridal salon
bridal salon
bridal salon
bridal salon
bridal boutique
bridal boutique
bridal boutique
bridal boutique
bridal salon
bridal salon
upscale bridal salon
bridal salon
bridal salon
bridal salon
bridal salon
bridal boutique
bridal boutique
bridal boutique
bridal boutique
bridal salon
bridal salon
upscale bridal salon
Comment
notime

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jun 2003

Posts: 8027
Share

Post
#32

02-02-2010, 10:15 AM

I see a.....modern Picasso
Cache it and it will be worth money some day!
Comment
maxprohost

Registered User

Join Date: Nov 2009

Posts: 93
Share

Post
#33

02-02-2010, 10:21 AM

I think i saw the hamster dance in there.

The Adult Hosting Specialist! MaxProHosting.com
$89 Managed Dedicated Servers, $6.95 Virtual w/ cPanel
No yearly contracts, Just honest low monthly pricing 877.814.4300
Comment
weekly

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Dec 2005

Posts: 1785
Share

Post
#34

02-02-2010, 10:27 AM

Originally posted by notime

I see a.....modern Picasso
Cache it and it will be worth money some day!

Its kinda post contemporary modern impressionist. Starry night meets Warhol with a touch of Jackson Pollack.
Comment
notime

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jun 2003

Posts: 8027
Share

Post
#35

02-02-2010, 10:33 AM

Originally posted by weekly

Its kinda post contemporary modern impressionist. Starry night meets Warhol with a touch of Jackson Pollack.

See, it's art allright !
Comment
M0nk

Confirmed User

Join Date: Feb 2007

Posts: 3502
Share

Post
#36

02-02-2010, 11:11 AM

thats for sure a pretty heavy candidate for the worst site ever!

No! I don´t work for SPACash anymore so stop asking.

ICQ: 458651805
Comment
CDSmith

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: May 2001

Posts: 51460
Share

Post
#37

02-02-2010, 12:19 PM

Originally posted by borked

Fucking cough up monkey, or the .mp3 embed gets interesting.

That's the funniest thing I've read all day.

Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!
Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634
Comment
HAPPYPEEKERS

Confirmed User

Join Date: Feb 2004

Posts: 7566
Share

Post
#38

02-03-2010, 10:15 AM

Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat

madddddd seo skills

bridal salon
bridal salon
bridal salon
bridal salon
bridal boutique
bridal boutique
bridal boutique
bridal boutique
bridal salon
bridal salon
upscale bridal salon
bridal salon
bridal salon
bridal salon
bridal salon
bridal boutique
bridal boutique
bridal boutique
bridal boutique
bridal salon
bridal salon
upscale bridal salon

hahahahahahaha!!
Great design and kick ass seo
now that is funny!

You should check out http://libertyofmind.com/

They seriously Rock!

Please Read All Of My Posts In A Sarcastic Tone So You Get The Full Effect!!

HappyPeekers - April
Comment
Mickey_

Join Date: Nov 2005

Posts: 4238
Share

Post
#39

02-03-2010, 10:28 AM

Very subtle. Redo it using PHP5's flash killer features and you've got yourself a winner. ;)

Last edited by Mickey_; 02-03-2010, 10:30 AM.

LifeSelector Affiliates - Make money today promoting the online porn of tomorrow.

mb [at] lifeselector.com
Comment
JFK

FUBAR the ORIGINATOR

Join Date: Jan 2002

Posts: 67369
Share

Post
#40

02-03-2010, 10:31 AM

Originally posted by weekly

you fucked it up. They took down the site

works again

FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX
For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com
Comment
Miz_Wright

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jul 2007

Posts: 593
Share

Post
#41

02-03-2010, 11:57 AM

Who cares?

I'm looking for some cash. It was meant to be in an envelope. I think Boris shanked my dough.

Sales Babe and General Nerd

Wright Stuff Consulting
[email protected]
Mobile: (704) 918-5499
ICQ: 353902844
SKYPE: MizWright704
Comment

Previous template Next

Working...