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				What's more irritating than a cell phone sitting next to computer speakers?
			 
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		 Someone talking on their speakerphone all goddamn day when they're two inches from the fucking phone and nobody gives a shit about their conversation anyhow. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 90% of the posts in the AVN Chris thread? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 People asking rhetorical questions on GFY???? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 When the Cash Register ladies are Talking Korean to each other while working at Home Depot an American Store located in America. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 a penis sitting next to a vagina 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I will have to go with a cell phone next to your bed in a hotel that has a clock radio that picks up the signal and makes that irritating noise then you end up having to unplug the clock radio. Not that computer speakers are not irritating but I have a big desk... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I tell you what. : The F%%$?#%G message giving you instructions about what to do after someone's voicemail message ... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Cell phone next to your alarm clock. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 Hearing it on someone's recording of a conference. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 A 47 minute voicemail from someone that needs to learn how to use the "lock keys" function on the cell phone in their pocket.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Especially annoying when you can actually hear what the other person is talking about (or to whom he/she is talking to) as it is very tempting to listen to the whole message "for goodies". ![]() 
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		 Endless facebooking of a party while at the party when you should just be partyin. Live in the now and not 5 minutes ago or 5 minutes from now. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 do you know that some home depot's hire bart simpson?  phallus?? what does that name mean?  i have always enjoyed a fondue... but what does your name mean and what was it prior? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 People asking on GFY what's more irritating than... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 This thread. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Why have an alarm clock in your bedroom if you are going to have your cell phone in your bedroom? Every cell I've ever had, has an alarm built into it. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 lol I haven't heard that sound in about 5 years, thought they solved it. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Someone posting on GFY about it when noone cares. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I'll start looking into them. 
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		 Complete families with prams that are strolling  right in front of you at train stations and such. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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