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![]() I was snopping around Hungrmans Basement Appartment just before I left and I found this little blue book so I nicked it
I forgot about it till lastnight this is a what it had to say I first discovered the wonders of masturbation at age 11. However, I never came until I was about 12. When I saw that river of white goo shoot from my dick, I knew I had become a man. Jerking off was suddenly my only hobby. When, with much practice, I found I could bend in ways that gave my tongue and lips access to my own pulsing meathead, I would stay home from school some days to do just that all day long. Soon enough, I mustered enough courage to blow my load into my mouth while I jerked and nibbled my dick. I couldn't believe how sweet my semen was. It was thick and warm and felt good sliding down my throat like an oyster (only tastier). My brother, eight years my senior, had a live-in-girlfriend during this time. They occupied the room next to mine, and I would hear them fucking everynight. Sometimes I would stand there, on the other side of the wall which my brother's girlfriend's head was banging against while he plowed her, and I'd beat off to the rhythm of their fucking, and I'd cum only when I could hear my brother cumming. My hand, red and dripping in ball sauce, I'd lick clean. One afternoon my brother and his girlfriend had sex and then left the house to go party. I went snooping in his bedroom (like little brothers do), and saw the discarded rubber he'd just used laying atop the trash in his garbage can. It was still sticky with lube on the outside, and the load inside was still warm. I took it to my bedroom and had to play with the hard-on that was ripping through my underwear. I dipped a finger into the condom, pulled out a string of scum, and slathered it on my cockskin for lubrication, then began beating away while I stuck my nose into the rubber and breathed in the powerful smell of my brother's seed. In minutes, I felt my own jizz working its way up my shaft and just as I shot my wad, I emptied the Trojan into my mouth and swallowed hard. I came in gobs, painted my whole chest white. What I had done was so wrong...but tasted so right. Fucked-up/drunk with lust, I slopped up my cum with the rubber and then sucked the bitch clean again. For the next two years, until I lost my virginity, I drank my brother's rubber loads at least 4 times a week. I know he knew, too. There were times that his girlfriend would be gone for a few days, but there was still always a fresh condom with a thick load waiting on top of his trashcan for me everyday. |
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it disturbs me that you typed all that up
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I’m still alive barley.
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That's so sick that I regret reading all of it
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man, i understand that you are angry,m but thats the wrong way, trust me...
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You crazy fuckers. It's obviously a cut and paste job from a stories site.
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I’m still alive barley.
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I’m still alive barley.
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Even though this may as well be a cut and paste and for us unsmart people who know no better it still sad to see a cock smoker go after someone like HM. For us unsmart people we may beleive its true, and for some boys it may as well be the truth. It is just sad to see this guy try his hardest to ruin somoenes rep and NOT just with this post but other post he has started.
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LoL I done a search on Google for "Hungryman"
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I love it when you guys post about another guys cock and balls.
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I just figured out the answer to my sig... There really are stupid questions and people don't get smart enough just in time to ask the question...
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OK, I think I lost my appetite for the next week.
I'll take discussion of Cleveland Steamers over this any day!
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Funny you should mention Jay ... but when I was carrying his luggage into the house, I little blue book fell from one of his bags, and he almost TACKLED me to get it back from me before I had a chance to read it .... I was wondering WTF got into him ... now we know ...
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BTW ... tell Holly I say "hi"
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Hey HM, you've got some mail, and icq me immidiately..
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I hope the author of that story sees it and gets you in big doo-doo.
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That's fucking sick, JayJay you just lost everyone's respect I'm sure.
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...it sounds like you're obsessed with him, dude. Stalking is lame and you just proved that you're a great big loser.
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I think HUNGRYMAN must have fucked Jay's girl during their trip,
and that would explain why this guy is sooo pissed off and left the guys house without any notice. HUNGRYMAN ![]() ![]() |
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HM is a porn star..
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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Cyber I think you could be right, How else can you explain all this pent up anger, frustration. I think the Guy has "HUNGRYMAN ENVY" GROW UP ASSHOLE ![]()
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I bet she blew him after she took it up the ass
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You're an ass.
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Jayjay dude, grow the fuck up, we heard your story, your beef with Hungryman, whatever, get a life. Go fuck that nasty whore you call a girlfirnd and shut the fuck up.
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Give it a rest, already
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Wow. That was really...ehhh...dumb.
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That is fucking SICK..but for some strange reason i can picture hungryman doing this
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STFU why the fuck would I want your Respect I make enough money without it!
The difference between me and you I'm not here to make friends Get some real friends geek boy you know people from real life! Fucking n00bs with attitudes |
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