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SamuraiBarbi · 09-05-2009, 03:31 PM

I think it's probably a different situation if the couple has already been together for several years and/or has been living together. The problem I find isn't so much people getting married too young, it's people getting married when they haven't been together long enough to really know eachother's values, goals, expectations, habits, etc. I'm willing to be if you were to examine the number of divorces from the last year, a good percentage of them would most likely be attributed to getting married too soon, rather then a matter of age.

Miguel T · 09-05-2009, 03:33 PM

It is very often nowadays!

shimmy2 · 09-05-2009, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by SamuraiBarbi

The problem I find isn't so much people getting married too young, it's people getting married when they haven't been together long enough to really know eachother's values, goals, expectations, habits, etc.

1. you dont know a woman until she 'lawyer ups' and bites the hand that has been feeding her for years.

2. you dont know anything about the elasticity of any relationship until the shit has hit the fan several times over. once finances crash, kids are sick, cars are in trees, shes fucking the town/state, and you're at the end of your rope then you can make a realistic assessment of the situation. but if you're in that deep you're too late

Due · 09-05-2009, 05:00 PM

I don't regret one bit that I got married.
I also don't regret one bit that I got divorced.
I also don't regret one bit that we had a prenup.

I feel sorry for people that's afraid of living life based on mistakes others make, if you don't fail you won't have success neither.

Cyber Fucker · 09-05-2009, 05:04 PM

I am happy with one girl since 5 years now but I am not married yet

JP513 · 09-05-2009, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by xxweekxx

men wanna fuck many girls.... thats why its so hard being tied down to one pussy.. once youve hit that pussy for a bit it gets old and you want new fish..

How many married men here today(5+years) can say that if some hot model girl wanted to fuck them and their wife wouldnt find out.. that they wouldnt do it???

Well played, ya pimp!

JP513 · 09-05-2009, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by cam_girls

25 is a good age to get married. kids leave home when you're in your early 40s

Who gives a fuck? By then you'll be in your mid-40s and the best years of your life would have been spent doing not much more than raising kids and working. I'd rather not raise kids til I'm older and less inclined to go carousing. And not lose my best carousing years to diaper duty!

JP513 · 09-05-2009, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe King

When she is 30 he will be wanting 20 year olds.

The way to do it is wait till you are about 40 and marry a girl who is about 25.

Agree 100%. I'm 37 and I want 20 year olds. Except fuck 40; I'd rather wait til I'm 45 and get a 25 year old.

By the time I start to fall apart at 70, she'll already be 50 by then and no one will wanna fuck her, so she can just take care of my old ass.

urgeag · 09-05-2009, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Would you jump out of a plane if you knew there was only a 50% chance your parachute would open?

isnt it even greater now, like 65%???

JP513 · 09-05-2009, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by John-ACWM

Still have time to save him

LOL, nice idea but I'm nobody's hero. Especially for guys who can't save themselves.

Joe King · 09-05-2009, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

the downside to that is when you're a boring old shit pooping in your diapers she'll be out banging a much younger guy.

Well I hope the guy has a really good time because he will be getting a shotgun blast in his face

JP513 · 09-05-2009, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by blazin

Much too young for them to get married. Especially to some young tantrum throwing primadonna.

Most married men I know in the west are completely pussy whipped or have been punked by their wives. It's madness getting married...you effectively give up your rights and let a woman call the shots....

Woman love to act funky when they know you cant do shit about it

Better to stay single and date.... they behave a whole lot better when they know they are expendable

That's just totally, totally well said.

cam_girls · 09-05-2009, 06:38 PM

I have to get married. It's the only way my Russian bride can stay here.

shimmy2 · 09-05-2009, 10:34 PM

lol the flowers are bigger than her head

cam_girls · 09-06-2009, 03:04 AM

She got mugged last week and had concussion, had a bad birthday so I sent her the flowers.

She reminds me of Claudia Schiffer in this pic.

Blackamooka · 09-06-2009, 03:25 AM

Got married when I was 24 years old. My wife was 21. Been happily married for nearly a decade now and still going strong. In my opinion, the trick is to wait at least 5 years to have kids, which you should do anyways, because there is no point in fucking up your offspring through a divorce in case the marriage doesn't work.

Oh yeah, and CHEAT.

haha, jk about that last part.

just a punk · 09-06-2009, 05:25 AM

Got married in early 90's when I was 18 (my wife is even younger) and never regretted about it. Only gays and complete losers are crying about early/later marriage.

DWB · 09-06-2009, 05:27 AM

Friends don't let friends marry young. Unless of course, the girl is young and he's an old stinker.

just a punk · 09-06-2009, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by cam_girls

I have to get married. It's the only way my Russian bride can stay here.

So-called "Russian brides" (the "girls" looking for a husband on the Internet) are regular prostitutes (street whores). Congrats on that

BlackCrayon · 09-06-2009, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by cyberxxx

Got married in early 90's when I was 18 (my wife is even younger) and never regretted about it. Only gays and complete losers are crying about early/later marriage.

Doesn't it suck to only have been with 1 (or 2) women in your whole life though?

just a punk · 09-06-2009, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

Doesn't it suck to only have been with 1 (or 2) women in your whole life though?

Is it somehow related to your marital status? if you want to be with one women only you will be with her in any case (married or not), if you don't - you will fuck every hole. Everything else is just an excuse.

BlackCrayon · 09-06-2009, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by cyberxxx

Is it somehow related to your marital status? if you want to be with one women only you will be with her in any case (married or not), if you don't - you will fuck every hole. Everything else is just an excuse.

Huh? I just mean a lot of guys who get married young later regret not playing the field before settling down.

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09-05-2009, 03:31 PM	#51
SamuraiBarbi Registered User Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11	I think it's probably a different situation if the couple has already been together for several years and/or has been living together. The problem I find isn't so much people getting married too young, it's people getting married when they haven't been together long enough to really know eachother's values, goals, expectations, habits, etc. I'm willing to be if you were to examine the number of divorces from the last year, a good percentage of them would most likely be attributed to getting married too soon, rather then a matter of age.

09-05-2009, 06:38 PM	#63
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09-06-2009, 05:25 AM	#67
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