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  • onwebcam
    Fake Nick 1.0
    • Oct 2005
    • 27689

    #1

    Need a good laugh?

    A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler. The little boy asked, ?Grandpa, can I have a beer?? Grandpa replied ?Can your pecker touch you?re ass?? The little boy answered, ?No Grandpa, It?s just a little pecker!? Grandpa said, ?Then you?re not man enough to have a beer.?

    A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, ?Grandpa, can I have a cigar?? Once again, Grandpa asked, ?Can your pecker touch you?re ass?? The little boy answered ?no,? again. Grandpa said, ?Then your not man enough to have a cigar.?

    A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk. Grandpa asked, ?Can I have a cookie?? The boy asked, ?Can your pecker touch you?re ass?? Grandpa replied, ?Hell yeah, my pecker can touch my ass!?

    The boy replied, ?Then go fuck yourself! Grandma made these for me.?
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  • J. Falcon
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    • May 2006
    • 31645

    #2
    Haha that was pretty good!
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133987

      #3
      Heh heh,that made me chuckle

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      • Teh Ashley
        Registered User
        • Jul 2009
        • 25

        #4
        Hahahahaha. Nice!
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        • onwebcam
          Fake Nick 1.0
          • Oct 2005
          • 27689

          #5
          Is this Statutory rape?




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          • Dead
            They left the door open
            • Apr 2003
            • 4755

            #6
            :321gfy.....

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              • Jul 2006
              • 17189

              #7
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              • fatfoo
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                • Mar 2003
                • 27763

                #8
                Hmmm... funny...
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                • VeriSexy
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                  • Apr 2002
                  • 25463

                  #9
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                  • krimhilda
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                    • Mar 2008
                    • 39

                    #10
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                    • camchoice
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 1267

                      #11
                      Good joke !
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                      • gecko
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                        • Jun 2002
                        • 21846

                        #12
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                        • JP513
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 1914

                          #13
                          Originally posted by onwebcam
                          A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler. The little boy asked, ?Grandpa, can I have a beer?? Grandpa replied ?Can your pecker touch you?re ass?? The little boy answered, ?No Grandpa, It?s just a little pecker!? Grandpa said, ?Then you?re not man enough to have a beer.?

                          A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, ?Grandpa, can I have a cigar?? Once again, Grandpa asked, ?Can your pecker touch you?re ass?? The little boy answered ?no,? again. Grandpa said, ?Then your not man enough to have a cigar.?

                          A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk. Grandpa asked, ?Can I have a cookie?? The boy asked, ?Can your pecker touch you?re ass?? Grandpa replied, ?Hell yeah, my pecker can touch my ass!?

                          The boy replied, ?Then go fuck yourself! Grandma made these for me.?
                          I laughed. Good one.
                          I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I wish I was drinking wine instead.

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                          • pornocruto
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 1308

                            #14
                            That's great, thanks for the laugh.

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                            • The Duck
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                              • May 2005
                              • 18243

                              #15
                              good one.
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                              • TrainWreckContent
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 8152

                                #16
                                I heard another variation of that joke a while back....something about sandwiches.....I can't remember how it goes atm though

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                                • John-ACWM
                                  Work Work Work
                                  • Nov 2008
                                  • 20060

                                  #17
                                  That was really funny,thanks!

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                                  • Deesnuts
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2009
                                    • 2792

                                    #18

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                                    • Octopus
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2007
                                      • 1436

                                      #19
                                      Hahahahaha. Nice

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                                      • themadwriter
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2009
                                        • 1427

                                        #20
                                        old but always makes for a good laugh!
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